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[Lorien19]

Since Hiddles is totally my Cullen, BEHOLD:

 

*Hiddlesnip*

MUST...NOT...LIKE!!!

[LolaLei]

aha! Here's the one I was looking for!!


Ready for training by MellorianJ



yeesssssss

If he is gonna be confined to the Skyhold only I hope at least he'll move around it from time to time, like the companions did in ME3. I'd love to return back to base and find him training in the courtyard or something.

[BioFan (Official)]

 

Standard issue templar rubber ducky! 

[GiggleLam]

Like a jar of bees.

omg you've reminded me that we can throw jars of bees. 

best game.

[JerHopp]

Almost there!! Happy pre 1000 page Cullen

[GiggleLam]

If he is gonna be confined to the Skyhold only I hope at least he'll move around it from time to time, like the companions did in ME3. I'd love to return back to base and find him training in the courtyard or something.

I'd love to play 'where did my companions go?' in the skyhold lol

[ChachiBobinks]

Mmmm.... modern!Cullen

 

His profile is GLORIOUS.

[R2s Muse]

Yes, we were giving it time. I think we're all floating back over now.

LOL I said post natural... not stop. Ah well... onward then.

[TreeHuggerHannah]

All three of my cats have decided to join us for the celebration.

[ChachiBobinks]

MUST...NOT...LIKE!!!

 

GIVE IN AND LIKE.

[BioFan (Official)]

Dem cookies

[ChachiBobinks]

LOL I said post natural... not stop. Ah well... onward then.

 

Well, you know.

[Lione95]

Something silly I wrote just because.  This isn't my usual writing style, also I don't normally attempt humour haha.  Hopefully you'll enjoy!

 

* * * * *

 

CULLEN: [blushing softly as he sits in the library facing a corner, something bright shining in his hands]

 

QUIZZY: What are you looking at Cull-

 

CULLEN: [slamming the object shut] Nothing! Nothing dearest, absolutely nothing! [Flustered, he struggles to his feet, shoving the black object into a space on the bookshelf]

 

QUIZZY:  [eying the black object in the shelf] What was that?  [She smirks, reaching around Cullen to pull the object from the shelf]

 

CULLEN: [grasps her wrist and pulls her towards him, whispering huskily in her ear] I’ve been neglecting you recently my sweet.  These quests you keep sending me on seem to get longer with each journey, and when I return you’re nowhere to be found.  [Kissing the shell of her ear, he pulls her flush against him] I’ve missed you my love. 

 

QUIZZY:  [Distracted from her goal of pulling the mysterious object from the shelf] Well, we can’t have that now, can we? [With a smirk, she takes his hand and pulls him in the direction of her room]

 

{Several hours later}

 

[Cullen walks back towards the library.  Just before he enters he hears thunderous laughter and he freezes.  He can hear one voice distinctly above the best.  Recognising the arrogant tone storms into the library, only to be met by a group of his soldiers and, unsurprisingly, Varric.  In the dwarfs hands was the black object- a ‘laptop’ he believed the Warden-Commander had said.] 

 

VARRIC: Shortbread, horses and ramen noodles.  Hah!  Now this is the stuff that stories are made from.  [He notices Cullen]  Ah here’s the man of the hour!  Or, rather the last few hours.  You have a lot of fans Templar, particularly of the female variety.  Does our dear Inquisitor know? 

 

CULLEN: [face turning red from either rage or embarrassment, he stands frozen for a few moments.  Eventually, he slowly turns back around and sprints down the corridor]

 

VARRIC:  What about your shortbread, sex poodle?!

 

* * * * *

 

Now, I can't remember who the 'sex poodle' person was, but it wasn't mine.  Sorry I can't remember you! 

[TreeHuggerHannah]

GIVE IN AND LIKE.

 

Don't be promiscuous with your likes! Save yourself for Cullen!

[BioFan (Official)]

All three of my cats have decided to join us for the celebration.

 

 

Oh nice. I have a bowl of berries! lol.... 

 

 

here, they can have some cookies

[BFace]

For you folks who say "But I can't art!" This is my own Cullen. Who cares about technical skill?! Let's love this fool, yes?

[ChachiBobinks]

Something silly I wrote just because.  This isn't my usual writing style, also I don't normally attempt humour haha.  Hopefully you'll enjoy!

 

* * * * *

 

CULLEN: [blushing softly as he sits in the library facing a corner, something bright shining in his hands]

 

QUIZZY: What are you looking at Cull-

 

CULLEN: [slamming the object shut] Nothing! Nothing dearest, absolutely nothing! [Flustered, he struggles to his feet, shoving the black object into a space on the bookshelf]

 

QUIZZY:  [eying the black object in the shelf] What was that?  [She smirks, reaching around Cullen to pull the object from the shelf]

 

CULLEN: [grasps her wrist and pulls her towards him, whispering huskily in her ear] I’ve been neglecting you recently my sweet.  These quests you keep sending me on seem to get longer with each journey, and when I return you’re nowhere to be found.  [Kissing the shell of her ear, he pulls her flush against him] I’ve missed you my love. 

 

QUIZZY:  [Distracted from her goal of pulling the mysterious object from the shelf] Well, we can’t have that now, can we? [With a smirk, she takes his hand and pulls him in the direction of her room]

 

{Several hours later}

 

[Cullen walks back towards the library.  Just before he enters he hears thunderous laughter and he freezes.  He can hear one voice distinctly above the best.  Recognising the arrogant tone storms into the library, only to be met by a group of his soldiers and, unsurprisingly, Varric.  In the dwarfs hands was the black object- a ‘laptop’ he believed the Warden-Commander had said.] 

 

VARRIC: Shortbread, horses and ramen noodles.  Hah!  Now this is the stuff that stories are made from.  [He notices Cullen]  Ah here’s the man of the hour!  Or, rather the last few hours.  You have a lot of fans Templar, particularly of the female variety.  Does our dear Inquisitor know? 

 

CULLEN: [face turning red from either rage or embarrassment, he stands frozen for a few moments.  Eventually, he slowly turns back around and sprints down the corridor]

 

VARRIC:  What about your shortbread, sex poodle?!

 

* * * * *

 

Now, I can't remember who the 'sex poodle' person was, but it wasn't mine.  Sorry I can't remember you! 

 

SEX POODLE?!

[Lorien19]

If he is gonna be confined to the Skyhold only I hope at least he'll move around it from time to time, like the companions did in ME3. I'd love to return back to base and find him training in the courtyard or something.

That would be a sight to see!Or giving instructions to the soldiers.

[R2s Muse]

If he is gonna be confined to the Skyhold only I hope at least he'll move around it from time to time, like the companions did in ME3. I'd love to return back to base and find him training in the courtyard or something.

Ah, Maker, THIS!! 1000x this. I want see that man sweat. (and I don't care if that sounds gross. or creepy. ) 

[BFace]

Since Hiddles is totally my Cullen, BEHOLD:

 

*pets my monitor*  ...what? (Love this guy.)

[TreeHuggerHannah]

Now, I can't remember who the 'sex poodle' person was, but it wasn't mine.  Sorry I can't remember you! 

 

 

It's from Buffy, actually.

 

You made me laugh, well done!

[R2s Muse]

For you folks who say "But I can't art!" This is my own Cullen. Who cares about technical skill?! Let's love this fool, yes?

wait wait wait... are you really trying to suggest that this required no technical skill???  Seriously??? It's awesome!

[ChachiBobinks]

Don't be promiscuous with your likes! Save yourself for Cullen!

 

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO D---

 

Oh, that was naughty, Hannah.

[Lione95]

SEX POODLE?!

 

Haha, of course Varic would call him by something he saw on the Cullen thread 

[TreeHuggerHannah]

All my likes are gone! WHAT IS THIS BLOOD MAGIC?