On the subject of Josephine love letters:
Inquisitor: I take it that the messanger arrived?
Sera: Yeah.
Inquisitor: You opened Josiphene's letter didn't you?
Sera: Yeah, Varric's new cipher is wicked. Reads like one of Vivienne's dirty novels.
Inquisitor: I thought we were still hiding messages in Hard in Hightown? You did open the letter with the diplomatic seal right?
Sera: It had the mark from her signet ring.
Inquisitor: Did it look like the Inquisition symbol?
Sera: Nope.
Inquisitor: That's not Josephine's report. (sighs) That's for me.
Sera: (whistles) Damn, guess Josie's pretty hot-blooded under that cute exterior.
*continued*
Inquisitor: She's Antivan. What did you expect?
Sera: Oh well you know. That innocent smile, that prim and proper attitude. And she always dresses so modestly! Her outfit does show off her legs though.
Inquisitor: *innocently* Spend a long time looking at her, do you?
Sera: Well yeah! She's so pretty! And that little dimple in her cheek when she smiles that just begs to be kissed! The things I could do to that girl!
Inquisitor: *raised eyebrow*
Sera: Uh, I meant... It's just that... I'll shut up now.
Inquisitor: *smiles*