16178 réponses à ce sujet

[Basement Cat]

Kiss first, read later 

As long as you don't kiss and tell, it's all good.

[Lucy Glitter]

The initiation of the romance would also include a Conditions & Terms form that would have to be signed by any and all involved parties.

Fifty Shades of Montilyet?

[Basement Cat]

Fifty Shades of Montilyet?

From Negotiator to Interrogator.

When Diplomacy Fails, Fear the Backlash.

Shackled by Polite Society.

[Dr. Doctor]

Fifty Shades of Montilyet?

Varric: Are those bite marks on your neck?

Inquisitor: (has big grin on face) I love it when we return to Skyhold.

Varric: Not as happy as Scribbles is apparently.

[Ammonite]

Fifty Shades of Montilyet?

  

From Negotiator to Interrogator.
When Diplomacy Fails, Fear the Backlash.
Shackled by Polite Society.

Brings a whole other meaning to Sylvia's "There’s occasionally an iron fist beneath that velvet glove."

[Aimi]

Brings a whole other meaning to Sylvia's "There’s occasionally an iron fist beneath that velvet glove."

"But she doesn't just fist! She's a fully integrated, multi-fetish Antivan being."

"That is the most disgusting-"

"Shhh, sshh, shh. And the best part...is that she's learning."

[thats1evildude]

God, I hope I don't have to choke Josephine during lovemaking.

"That's my mission report, and that's the last I better hear about it, because this stupid keep is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground."

[Lucy Glitter]

   Brings a whole other meaning to Sylvia's "There’s occasionally an iron fist beneath that velvet glove."

 

L M A O

 

Josephine will reprimand the Inquisitor if they don't adhere to her contract.

[Basement Cat]

Sleazequisitor time!

 

Sleazequisitor : Ah, Lady Montilyet! How delightful to see you!

 

Josie: Likewise, Inquisitor. Did you need something?

 

Sleazequisitor : Yes. I needed to see you. I am happily fulfilled now.

 

Cassandra: Oh for...

 

Josie: *giggle* How you do go on. I suspect you are trying to manipulate me into something. *teasing*

 

Sleazequisitor : My dear Lady! The only kind of manipulation I intend involves my hands.

 

Cassandra: Argh, must you always act like a drunken fool when she is around? 

 

Sleazequisitor : How can I do otherwise? Her presence is... intoxicating.

 

Josie: *giggle*

 

Leliana: *cringe*

 

Cassandra: *groan*

 

Sera: *snort*

[Lukas Trevelyan]

OH GOD YOU GUYS PUT THESE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD I HATE YA'LL

[Ulathar]

Varric: Are those bite marks on your neck?

Inquisitor: (has big grin on face) I love it when we return to Skyhold.

Varric: Not as happy as Scribbles is apparently.

Great, now I'll be kind of disappointed if this dialog isn't in there. Well done.

[myahele]

I wonder if she had to deal with crows? Either she used them or where used against her? We know just how deep in politics the crows are in Antiva.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

I wonder if she had to deal with crows? Either she used them or where used against her? We know just how deep in politics the crows are in Antiva.

Oh, I'm almost certain that her family has at least used the Crows or had the Crows used on them. The Merchant Prince families are pretty much like the mafia. 

[thats1evildude]

Well, she's alive, so no one's taken out a contract on her. She strikes me as the type who would be loath to hire assassins. "Hiring someone to kill your enemies is how everything is resolved in Antiva. I prefer a different approach."

[Basement Cat]

Well, she's alive, so no one's taken out a contract on her.

Not necessarily. It could just be that they failed. There's been quite a few hints in both Origins and DA2 that the Crows are not quite as good as they are believed to be. Also, I have no doubt that Josephine is the type of person who could talk an assassin out of killing her.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Well, she's alive, so no one's taken out a contract on her. She strikes me as the type who would be loath to hire assassins. "Hiring someone to kill your enemies is how everything is resolved in Antiva. I prefer a different approach."

Yeah, Allegra Clark said that Josephine has a lot of integrity in a tweet, so I think she doesn't approve the use of assassins. Or maybe just against really bad people when diplomacy fails. 

[Dr. Doctor]

Yeah, Allegra Clark said that Josephine has a lot of integrity in a tweet, so I think she doesn't approve the use of assassins. Or maybe just against really bad people when diplomacy fails.

Well the Crows do charge an exorbitant fee for their services. I'm willing to bet that paying to sit down at the negotiating table with the lovely Lady Montilyet is much more pleasant, and less expensive.

[Basement Cat]

It could be that Josephine has Vetinari Job Security. She is one of the best diplomats in the world (or so her bio implies) and she is just too useful to be removed.

[Pevesh]

Oh, I'm almost certain that her family has at least used the Crows or had the Crows used on them. The Merchant Prince families are pretty much like the mafia. 

I wouldn't be surprised if someone has used the Crows against them but aren't they a noble family and not a merchant family or did I miss some info? I'm also not really sure we have enough info yet to assume they are basically like the mafia.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

 

http://teelahselai.tumblr.com/

I love the little curtsy. 

[Dr. Doctor]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone has used the Crows against them but aren't they a noble family and not a merchant family or did I miss some info? I'm also not really sure we have enough info yet to assume they are basically like the mafia.

If that is the case it might be interesting to pair her with a dwarven Inquisitor, considering that their family is a part of the Carta.

[jtav]

I'm thinking of pairing her with a qunari rogue. More sociable and clever than her appearance would suggest. You don't get the good jobs without knowing how to appease the powerful. Except now her ambitions are larger than that of running her own mercenary company. She can be noble, or the next thing to it. So much to learn, so many plans to make.

[Basement Cat]

Oh, I'm almost certain that her family has at least used the Crows or had the Crows used on them. The Merchant Prince families are pretty much like the mafia. 

MMh, maybe not all of them. Merchant princes in real life were just merchants who made a lot of money and exercised influence because of that wealth. The Medicis for example started from simple cloth merchants, then became bankers, then de facto rulers of Florence. Any shady business came after their rise to power (as a necessity, most likely). Mafia families usually go the other way around: make money from criminal activities then put up a respectable front to wield power.

 

The house of Crows is a good example of a mafia like organization. Other merchant houses could have less unsavory histories. I'm guessing Josephine's family might be one of those more 'respectable' houses. Speaking of which, what kind of trade do you think Josephine's family is into? Textile? Wine? Coffee? Lumber? I could see Josephine being from a family of silk or lace traders. For some reason...

[Hanako Ikezawa]

*sigh* Well, my plans for the Inquisitors who will romance her were shot to oblivion. 

[Master Warder Z_]

*sigh* Well, my plans for the Inquisitors who will romance her were shot to oblivion. 

 

...Why?