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Looking forward to the first night together: Inexperienced Enthusiasm VS Experienced Thouroughness
Inexperienced Enthusiasm
Josephine: Until tonight, my love. I look forward to it. *coquettish smile*
Inquisitor: I'm gonna get laid! I'm gonna get laid! I'm gonna get laid! *bounces around*
Leliana: You've got your work cut out for you with this one, Josephine.
Josephine: You know me. I love a challenge.
*morning after*
Josephine: *smiling and humming*
Leliana: I take it it went well?
Josephine: Quite well, thank you. Shall we get to work?
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Flip perspective
Experienced thouroughness
Josephine: Until tonight, my love. I look forward to it *coquettish smile*
Inquisitor: Right. I'll get ready in the meantime. *thinking out loud* We'll need the silk sheets to absord sweat and prevent chafing. I'll keep a towel or two handy in case of 'bad timing'. Oh, and I'll dig out that bottle of scented oil if it doesn't go as smoothly as desired. *talking fast* Oh, I'll get some snacks for after too, both savory and sweet so she'll have her pick. *looks at hands* I'd better trim my nails too. And...
Josephine: Darling, really, there is no need to go to so much trouble.
Inquisitor: *matter of factly* It is for you, therefore it is no trouble. *walks away*
Leliana: Wow. That's a prize catch you've got there.
Josephine: *swoon*
*morning after*
Josephine: *look of pure bliss*
Leliana: Care to share any details?
Josephine: Not on your life. Shall we get to work?





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