Don't ruin my shipping drake!
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lol, this makes me want a thread devoted to DA:I companion insult battles.
Do it!
Don't ruin my shipping drake!
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lol, this makes me want a thread devoted to DA:I companion insult battles.
Do it!
It's Ser Beefcakes in two of em drake and since Allegra said she is gonna pursue him herself in game first I think it's safe to say, it's a canon!
Since I will be pursuing Sera first it will be interesting if non romanced companions hook up.
No
No
Hmm
I wonder what Josie will get up to since I won't be romancing her first, that's a mighty fine wall to scale. ![]()
Hmm
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I wonder what Josie will get up to since I won't be romancing her first, that's a mighty fine wall to scale.
Hmm
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I wonder what Josie will get up to since I won't be romancing her first, that's a mighty fine wall to scale.
I'll keep her company! And what would Sera say if she knew you plan to abandon her in favor of that hairy human?
I'll keep her company! And what would Sera say if she knew you plan to abandon her in favor of that hairy human?
Rest assured my dear drake I shall be getting very gay with dat elf and future playthroughs I'm only gonna pursue the gals. I'm hella sexist. ![]()
Rest assured my dear drake I shall be getting very gay with dat elf and future playthroughs I'm only gonna pursue the gals. I'm hella sexist.
I thought Varric's chest hair transcended gender?
I know, I know... officially Varric's chest hair isn't romanceable, but we all know in our hearts that's the real goal of the game!
Rest assured my dear drake I shall be getting very gay with dat elf and future playthroughs I'm only gonna pursue the gals. I'm hella sexist.
So am I, when it comes down to it. None of the gents really interest me, but I will be playing one to get with that tempestuous Nevarran beauty. *sigh*
I was thinking: Cassandra is like very dark, very strong coffee. Bracing and comforting at the same time. Josephine is like a fruity cocktail: almost too sweet, exotic and goes to your head before you know it. Sera is like a mix of booze and energy drink: it tries to go high and low at the same time, it's confusing and taxing for the body, but at the same time you crave more. ![]()
I thought Varric's chest hair transcended gender?
I know, I know... officially Varric's chest hair isn't romanceable, but we all know in our hearts that's the real goal of the game!
No. Just no.
I thought Varric's chest hair transcended gender?
I know, I know... officially Varric's chest hair isn't romanceable, but we all know in our hearts that's the real goal of the game!
Why must you scar my brain, srsly. ![]()
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Why must you scar my brain, srsly.
Think sexy thoughts! They will scare the scary ones away.
Josie's busom, Sera's legs, Cassandra's neck...
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Why must you scar my brain, srsly.
We're all slaves to Varric's chest hair, some will simply accept it sooner than others! ![]()
I think these are new
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I don't see Blackwall in them. I see my Inquisitor or my Hawk with little more facial hair.
I don't see Blackwall in them. I see my Inquisitor or my Hawk with little more facial hair.
Yeah, don't mind Crimson. She's got Blackwall goggles on these days. ![]()
Yeah, don't mind Crimson. She's got Blackwall goggles on these days.
You can't blame her, he is a handsome wall.

Think sexy thoughts! They will scare the scary ones away.
Josie's busom, Sera's legs, Cassandra's neck...
Varric's chest hair on all them........just imagine it.
Now you can't unsee it. Enjoy. ![]()
Varric's chest hair on all them........just imagine it.
Now you can't unsee it. Enjoy.

Varric's chest hair on all them........just imagine it.
Now you can't unsee it. Enjoy.
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Well this thread is gonna leave some really bad images in my head.
Um Hi.

Varric's chest hair on all them........just imagine it.
Now you can't unsee it. Enjoy.
Wissenschaft used Trauma.
It's not very effective.
Basement Cat used Adorable Minion
It's super effective!

His chest is powerful stuff... it must be used sparingly.

Wissenschaft used Trauma.
It's not very effective.
Basement Cat used Adorable Minion
It's super effective!
And, as I have said before cat people for DA4.
Lies, you can't fool me. Your an evil darkspawn kitty, for all I know that cute cat is really possessed by a desire demon and is trying to steal my soul. Burn it with fire!
True, but that chest hair bit really was inneffective. Because boobs beat chest hair. *thumb nose*

True, but that chest hair bit really was inneffective. Because boobs beat chest hair. *thumb nose*
Hmmmm, touche.
But now imagine those boobs covered in Varric's dark thick hair. You really think they'd have the same power? ![]()