"[Axel Oxenstierna] was the model undergraduate, growing accustomed to working late into the night and retaining this habit when he entered the Swedish administration in 1605. The elector of Saxony dismissed him as a 'scribbler', and he certainly voiced regrets that official business kept him away from his library and own intellectual interests. His formidable memory and attention to detail ensured his rapid rise as much as his aristocratic connections to Sweden's leading families."
-Peter Wilson, The Thirty Years' War: Europe's Tragedy, p. 183-4
Bolding mine. Josephine has the same nickname as one of the greatest statesmen of all time! (Oxenstierna was chancellor of Sweden under both Gustav II Adolf, the "Lion of the North", and his daughter and successor Kristina. His leadership was a huge reason why tiny Sweden could play way above its weight class during the Thirty Years' War, going toe to toe with Great Powers like Austria and Spain. Sweden was one of the war's few unambiguous winners.)
The Official Josephine Montilyet aka 'Scribbles' Thread - The Disney Princess of Dragon Age!
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 03:30
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 04:52
Hanako Ikezawa
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I see some in this thread saw the ESRB thing.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 04:54
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Sorry, not sorry.
Oh, those Antivans ...
#12304
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:02
Hanako Ikezawa
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This has me worried. I planned on having either Cass or Josie be the LI I use in a DA:I Let's Play, but if either do what that little synopsis says it will never be allowed on Youtube.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:07
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This has me worried. I planned on having either Cass or Josie be the LI I use in a DA:I Let's Play, but if either do what that little synopsis says it will never be allowed on Youtube.
If it's that bad just replace the scenes with a black screen and Tijuana Brass playing in the background.
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#12306
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:11
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If it's that bad just replace the scenes with a black screen and Tijuana Brass playing in the background.
Oh god. Now I am never going to be able to watch a DAI love scene without hearing this in my head.
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#12307
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:14
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Sorry, not sorry.
I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.
I seriously love this line. It's the new ''heavy risk, but the priiiizee''.
#12308
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:16
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I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.
I seriously love this line. It's the new ''heavy risk, but the priiiizee''.
The "bouncing ******" line just doesn't have the same zazz. The "sexual pleasure" line is better in that regard.
#12309
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:17
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Oh god. Now I am never going to be able to watch a DAI love scene without hearing this in my head.
Okay, Josie thread wins best reaction to the ESRB rating.
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#12310
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:21
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Oh god. Now I am never going to be able to watch a DAI love scene without hearing this in my head.
I can see it now:
A video with all the sex scenes sped up a bit to be humorous while this song plays in the background and titled something like "Romance All The Things".
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#12311
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:21
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Okay, Josie thread wins best reaction to the ESRB rating.
George Takei "Oh my" gifs >>>>>> 
#12312
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:23
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(Incidentally, it's unlikely that bouncing ****** line came from a woman. It just doesn't make sense from a purely practical perspective. You need two hands to pin someone else's arms, and if you're doing that, it would require a lot of gymnastics to get your tongue down there.)
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:24
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(Incidentally, there's no way that bouncing ****** line came from a woman. It just doesn't make sense from a purely practical perspective. You need two hands to pin someone else's arms, and if you're doing that, it would require a lot of gymnastics to get your tongue down there.)
I actually can see Sera saying it
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:26
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(Incidentally, there's no way that bouncing ****** line came from a woman. It just doesn't make sense from a purely practical perspective. You need two hands to pin someone else's arms, and if you're doing that, it would require a lot of gymnastics to get your tongue down there.)
Two women have other...ways...to do that without improbable gymnastics involved. I won't go into further details because it's not allowed on the forum. Just know it's possible.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:28
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Two women have other...ways...to do that without improbable gymnastics involved. I won't go into further details because it's not allowed on the forum. Just know it's possible.
Even if you're doing it from behind, it still strikes me as improbable. The only way I can imagine it occuring is with a strap-on. I don't think Thedas has those.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:31
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Oh god. Now I am never going to be able to watch a DAI love scene without hearing this in my head.
If it helps, you can also think of the Hawaii Five O theme.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:33
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Even if you're doing it from behind, it still strikes me as improbable. The only way I can imagine it occuring is with a strap-on. I don't think Thedas has those.
Why wouldn't Thedas have strap-ons? It's not like they're that hard to figure out.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:35
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Sorry, not sorry.
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#12319
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:39
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This is my first time actually seeing the video to that song, it's kinda creepy lol
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:41
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Sorry, not sorry.
This image kind of also looks like Josie's trying to think up lines for her self-insert fanfic with the Inquisitor
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#12322
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:45
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This is my first time actually seeing the video to that song, it's kinda creepy lol
Yeah the video is certainly a bit... different from the song itself in terms of mood.
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Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:46
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Even if you're doing it from behind, it still strikes me as improbable. The only way I can imagine it occuring is with a strap-on. I don't think Thedas has those.
1) strap-ons existed in ancient times (surely the Greeks used them) IRL, so I don't see why Thedas shouldn't have them.
2) There is at the very least another way that I'm not allowed to describe. Just trust me on this ok? Unless you think you know more about this stuff than an actual lady who likes other ladies. 
#12325
Posté 23 octobre 2014 - 05:48
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Unless you think you know more about this stuff than
Well we are on the internet.
