A poorly written audio book narrated by the worst possible person?
It seems hardly fair to hold it up as some sort of standard.
That was a joke.
What kind of sex scene would you prefer in Inquisition?
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#476
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 05:53
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Retour en haut
#477
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 05:55
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Hey, no kinkshaming!
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#479
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:06
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Not the straight ones.
There are straight ones? o_o
#480
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:09
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There are straight ones? o_o
I guess they could be curve ones too, if you close your eyes a little bit.
#482
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:23
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I guess they could be curve ones too, if you close your eyes a little bit.
This comment isn't the first thing one wants to see when they click on a thread about sex scenes, let's just say that. 
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#483
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:24
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This comment isn't the first thing one wants to see when they click on a thread about sex scenes, let's just say that.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with a curve.
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#484
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:26
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That was a joke.
Was it? Is hard to tell on the Internet. Especially when the guy saying it uses a Stannis avatar.
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Posté 27 avril 2014 - 06:38
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This comment isn't the first thing one wants to see when they click on a thread about sex scenes, let's just say that.
I do not know but it seems to be in the right topic.
As for the thread, fade to black is the best. Or some quick shots. I really hate the underwear thing and the awkward mannequins. Also to much male gaze.
#486
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 08:40
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I say #2 and #3 would be best in my opinion.
In my opinion from best (top) to worst (bottom)
1) #3
2)#2
3)#4
4)#1
#487
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 08:55
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Romance scenes in games are really corny. I really don't understand what's the luster... most of you peeps are all about your personal headcanon, so why bother?
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#488
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 10:24
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As much as I would like number 4, I doubt that'll happen
#489
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 11:19
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I think we're past the point of full frontal nudity being a mortal sin in video games, but I can't say the same for the ignorant board members who rate these games and those damn parents who go bat crazy insane when they find out that the game they bought their kiddies turn out to have "vulgar images" in them.
I think the romance scenes should be as realistic as possible, without crossing the line of it being equivalent to soft pornography, cause well, that just makes everyone a little awkward.
But in the end though, I'd much rather have the build up to the romance scenes to be worked on and the relationship between the characters. The sex scene should be the icing on the cake for a well developed romance.
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Posté 27 avril 2014 - 11:39
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I do not know but it seems to be in the right topic.
As for the thread, fade to black is the best. Or some quick shots. I really hate the underwear thing and the awkward mannequins. Also to much male gaze.
You may have missed my joke
Anyway, what do you mean by too much male gaze?
#491
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 11:39
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a curve.
True, true
#492
Posté 27 avril 2014 - 11:47
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I think we're past the point of full frontal nudity being a mortal sin in video games, but I can't say the same for the ignorant board members who rate these games and those damn parents who go bat crazy insane when they find out that the game they bought their kiddies turn out to have "vulgar images" in them.
We're past the point of boobs being a mortal sin. A thick, veiny dick in a videogame will be the fastest way to an AO rating imaginable.
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Posté 28 avril 2014 - 01:55
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You may have missed my joke
Anyway, what do you mean by too much male gaze?
I think they are referring to Miranda and the butt shots, among other things.
#494
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 02:59
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I think they are referring to Miranda and the butt shots, among other things.
The ridiculous camera angles positioned just to get a shot of Miranda's backside were probably the most gratuitous content of the entire series. Which is funny, because the nudity in ME1 that caused an uproar was not gratuitous or vulgar at all.
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#495
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 03:51
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The ridiculous camera angles positioned just to get a shot of Miranda's backside were probably the most gratuitous content of the entire series. Which is funny, because the nudity in ME1 that caused an uproar was not grauitous or vulgar at all.
It's scenes like Miranda's that make me doubt nudity would be handled well at all.
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Posté 28 avril 2014 - 04:37
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I think we're past the point of full frontal nudity being a mortal sin in video games, but I can't say the same for the ignorant board members who rate these games and those damn parents who go bat crazy insane when they find out that the game they bought their kiddies turn out to have "vulgar images" in them.
I think the romance scenes should be as realistic as possible, without crossing the line of it being equivalent to soft pornography, cause well, that just makes everyone a little awkward.
But in the end though, I'd much rather have the build up to the romance scenes to be worked on and the relationship between the characters. The sex scene should be the icing on the cake for a well developed romance.
Miriam-Webster, on pornography:
"the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement"
I agree, they shouldn't have pornography. The only time a sex scene has had any relevance other than titillation in a Bioware game was in the ME games, with it adding to the buildup, the climax if you will (no pun intended), of the plot. Dragon Age has not done this, and has no intention of doing this (because the romance is separate from the plot).
So a fade to black it is, then.
Edit: to be clear, by "sex scene" I mean "sex scene," not "romance scene." DA ]['s romance scene was infinitely better than DA:O's sex scene, because one was a cookie-cutter scene who's only purpose is to say, "look! two people having sex!" while the other actually shows the LI's character a little bit. That doesn't happen in most game sex scenes, it's just meaningless humping. The fade to black combines character development with a lack of pornography.
#497
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 10:34
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Fade to black. Blood, alcohol and violence are enough for a mature rating, especially if the blood can look as "real" as what we're seeing in the trailers.
#498
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 10:50
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Must there be sex scenes? Can't we just hug? Maybe hold hands as we stroll through a foreboding swamp.
#499
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 11:02
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Must there be sex scenes? Can't we just hug? Maybe hold hands as we stroll through a foreboding swamp.
Made me think of the Forest of Despair:
Anything bringing us closer to Princess Bride is a good thing. 
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#500
Posté 28 avril 2014 - 11:18
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Must there be sex scenes? Can't we just hug? Maybe hold hands as we stroll through a foreboding swamp.
Yes. We need kids. Who will rule Inquisition then our Inquisitor will die. Well we could use some magical rituals to become immortal but mostly rituals require to kill or harm other people and I play as chaotic good so it's not option for me.
