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It's not right, what the Reapers did to me...


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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And the whole time, I could hear the Banshees whispering, "Shh... just let it happen...:crying:


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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So, the two things that I want to add to the story are 1) I was attempting to pull my rocket the whole time, to no avail, and 2) My very next PuG I ran into a game in progress for the second time in a row with the same PuGs and I actually played through again out of a sense of nostalgia or something and sure enough the same thing happened again (except it was Cerberus doing the... *ahem* "bad wording.")


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RustyBuckets02

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Well that looked painful.

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I am sorry but I chuckled a bit after watching your video. Once in awhile it is fun to get your ass kicked.


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This could be a lifetime movie, The De-flowering of Jeremiah, a National Tragedy eh.

 

I wonder would Rosie O' Donnell be willing to play the role of Brute #2?


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You know you're in trouble when the Reapers decide to gangbang you death instead of harvesting your organic matter.



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ClydeInTheShell

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Just start from the beginning, and tell me what happened.


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I would hold up a doll and ask for you to show me where they touched you, but groping the entirety of the doll would probably cause a horrible flashback for you.


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They took that boy's lunch money
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megawug

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If you really wanted to save using a rocket that badly, you should've at least used the gear that gives 3 more medi-gels.  Hey, at least you weren't grabbed.

:o



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CrimsonN7

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We can talk about it when you're ready to talk about it. Ssh I don't blame you, I don't blame you.


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git rekt nerd
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DragonRacer

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They took that boys's lunch money

 

And his virginity.

 

In several virginal places to boot! 

 

:o


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CrimsonN7

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And his virginity.

 

In several virginal places to boot! 

 

:o

Bro needs a rape kit tbh.


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This could be a lifetime movie, The Unflowering of Jeremiah, a National Tragedy eh.

 

I wonder would Rosie O' Donnell be willing to play the role of Brute #2?

1/2 second away from losing my keyboard. was taking a drink when I got to the italic eh. :D Dying


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What would have made me angry is the guy/gal who let the cannibal execute them instead of using a gel and helping out. 



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This is why I love BSN....these comments are hilarious.

 

Btw, the people who made Goat Simulator need to make a Jeremiah Simulator. It'd pretty much look like that video...getting beatings by just about everybody.



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ClydeInTheShell

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And his virginity.

 

In several virginal places to boot! 

 

:o

 

Without proper rehabilitation, our dear friend could experience a domino effect.

 

Instead of recovering from this experience, he could begin seeking out this sort of abuse! We must save him!



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Genghis Johnson

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Oh my, that was ... savage.

 

Sharing your pain is the first step toward healing, though, and in this case it's a valuable public service as well. Everyone needs to know that when a HFE says "No," the Reapers hear "Take me, Mandingo." 


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Without proper rehabilitation, our dear friend could experience a domino effect.

 

Instead of recovering from this experience, he could begin seeking out this sort of abuse! We must save him!

Prolly too late tbh. Most people would stay down after the 1 or 2 time. He got back up repeatedly looking like his only regret was that he forgot to strapon responder loadout. :pinched:


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I can sympathize with that, it happened to me yesterday, but it was the Collectors.

it wasn't so... brutal. They just bled me out of my medigel.

fitnessless Volus Adept wasn't meant to be played off host in the rain vs Collectors.

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Prolly too late tbh. Most people would stay down after the 1 or 2 time. He got back up repeatedly looking like his only regret was that he forgot to strapon responder loadout. :pinched:

 

My sides!  :lol:


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"What the hell does 'loss of ocular virginity' mean?"


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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Well... whatever innocence I had left was definitely lost in the process of catching up in this thread!  :lol:


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