And the whole time, I could hear the Banshees whispering, "Shh... just let it happen..." ![]()
It's not right, what the Reapers did to me...
#2
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 12:42
So, the two things that I want to add to the story are 1) I was attempting to pull my rocket the whole time, to no avail, and 2) My very next PuG I ran into a game in progress for the second time in a row with the same PuGs and I actually played through again out of a sense of nostalgia or something and sure enough the same thing happened again (except it was Cerberus doing the... *ahem* "bad wording.")
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#3
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 12:44
#4
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 12:50
I am sorry but I chuckled a bit after watching your video. Once in awhile it is fun to get your ass kicked.
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#6
Guest_Chino_*
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 12:53
Guest_Chino_*
You know you're in trouble when the Reapers decide to gangbang you death instead of harvesting your organic matter.
#10
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:03
If you really wanted to save using a rocket that badly, you should've at least used the gear that gives 3 more medi-gels. Hey, at least you weren't grabbed.
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#11
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:03
We can talk about it when you're ready to talk about it. Ssh I don't blame you, I don't blame you.
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#12
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:04
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#13
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:04
They took that boys's lunch money
And his virginity.
In several virginal places to boot!
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#15
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:10
This could be a lifetime movie, The Unflowering of Jeremiah, a National Tragedy eh.
I wonder would Rosie O' Donnell be willing to play the role of Brute #2?
1/2 second away from losing my keyboard. was taking a drink when I got to the italic eh.
Dying
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#16
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:10
What would have made me angry is the guy/gal who let the cannibal execute them instead of using a gel and helping out.
#17
Guest_Chino_*
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:11
Guest_Chino_*
This is why I love BSN....these comments are hilarious.
Btw, the people who made Goat Simulator need to make a Jeremiah Simulator. It'd pretty much look like that video...getting beatings by just about everybody.
#18
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:12

#19
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:13
And his virginity.
In several virginal places to boot!
Without proper rehabilitation, our dear friend could experience a domino effect.
Instead of recovering from this experience, he could begin seeking out this sort of abuse! We must save him!
#20
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:29
Oh my, that was ... savage.
Sharing your pain is the first step toward healing, though, and in this case it's a valuable public service as well. Everyone needs to know that when a HFE says "No," the Reapers hear "Take me, Mandingo."
- Mako aime ceci
#21
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:37
Without proper rehabilitation, our dear friend could experience a domino effect.
Instead of recovering from this experience, he could begin seeking out this sort of abuse!
We must save him!
Prolly too late tbh. Most people would stay down after the 1 or 2 time. He got back up repeatedly looking like his only regret was that he forgot to strapon responder loadout. ![]()
- Mako aime ceci
#22
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:38
it wasn't so... brutal. They just bled me out of my medigel.
fitnessless Volus Adept wasn't meant to be played off host in the rain vs Collectors.
#23
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:43
Prolly too late tbh. Most people would stay down after the 1 or 2 time. He got back up repeatedly looking like his only regret was that he forgot to strapon responder loadout.
My sides! ![]()
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#24
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:47
"What the hell does 'loss of ocular virginity' mean?"
- DragonRacer aime ceci
#25
Posté 15 avril 2014 - 01:51
Well... whatever innocence I had left was definitely lost in the process of catching up in this thread! ![]()
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