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[Undead Han]

So throughout the series there have been lots of snarky or insulting  comments uttered by your companions, the player character, or various NPCs. Which one was your favorite, or had you laughing the hardest?

 

I would have to go with Leliana for having the most hilarious burn surprisingly...she is probably the character I least expected it from. It occurs during one of the snarky exchanges between Morrigan and Leliana if a male Warden is romancing both.

 

 

 

Morrigan: Powdered, perfumed, you ooze elegance, but what man wants a woman who lies limp beneath him, frozen in place by the thought that she might ruin her hair?

 

Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered--a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden.

 

 

[katerinafm]

I quite liked the one between Anders and Carver, where Carver 'threatens' Anders by pointing at his greatsword and Anders suggests that he's compensating for something. That always gets a laugh out of me.

[EmissaryofLies]

My favorite: 

 

Leliana: Oh I didn't mean it literally. Don't you think people can be related in spirit?

 

Shale: I noticed that humans tend to believe in a great deal of things that are not true, even when given evidence to the contrary.

 

Leliana: Believing in things when there is no proof is what faith is all about, Shale.

 

Shale: Believing in things when there is no proof is what gullibility is all about.

 

Leliana: So I am gullible now?

 

Shale: I, ah, take it we are no longer sister in spirit?

[Undead Han]

I quite like this one as well:

 

 

Alistair: So you've heard, I hope? How I'm going to be king? With a crown and everything.

 

Morrigan: Proud of yourself, are you?

 

Alistair: Well, they don't let just anyone be king, you know. They don't let evil forest witches be king for instance.

 

Morrigan: There was a Ferelden king once who drooled on himself in such volume that he required a constant attendant to wipe his chin in court.

 

Alistair: You're making that up.

 

Morrigan: Not at all. The kings of old would be pleased to see their bloodline has not strayed very far from its roots.

[TheJediSaint]

Aveline: I didn't ask to be the butt of your jokes!

Hawke: Donnic.

[Mockingword]

During a fight with a High Dragon, my Hawke copped a fireball to the face.

 

That was a pretty epic burn.

[themikefest]

[lil yonce]

From the Legacy DLC: 

 

• Isabela: I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable.
• Aveline: Ugh.
• Isabela: No guesses? It starts with A.
• Aveline: Shut up.
• Isabela: Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B.
• Aveline: Time and a place, Isabela. No games when we're this deep in a mess.
• Isabela: Fine. Gone from B to a real C, anyway.

[The Sauce of Awesome]

Hawke: Is it brilliant or horrible you play Diamondback with my dog?
Varric: All I'm saying is he'd be up more than two sovereigns if he watched his tells. My uncle Emmet has a whole pack of rat terriers who play every week. They're a cutthroat bunch. You've a long way to go to be their quality.
Dog: *growls*
Varric: Now, don't take it bad - you're still better than Anders.
Dog: *happy bark*

[Avroseeker]

From Sebastian's companion quest when you meet up with the Desire Demon.

 

Hawke: Two silvers for a standard ******.

[A.Kazama]

Enemy: "He killed Mekel."
Hawke: "What's a Mekel?"
Enemy: "He was my brother, you bastard!"

[BronzTrooper]

The little back-and-forths Aveline and Isabela have always amuse me.  I can't pick a favorite.  

[BronzTrooper]

hi, if there are any kids who don't know what they stand for, she meant arses, bitches and then cunts, respectively. The humour is in this character Aveline's reluctance to humour her joke, resulting in an escalation of the endearing profanities she uses to describe the Aveline character
 

 

The A could have also meant Aveline herself, you know.  

 

Great post, btw.  

[Jynxed_]

hi, if there are any kids who don't know what they stand for, she meant arses, bitches and then cunts, respectively. The humour is in this character Aveline's reluctance to humour her joke, resulting in an escalation of the endearing profanities she uses to describe the Aveline character
 

I'm pretty sure the A stood for Aveline :3

[KaiserShep]

Enemy: "He killed Mekel."Hawke: "What's a Mekel?"Enemy: "He was my brother, you bastard!"

I always cracked up at this. The indignation from adding insult to injury makes it all worthwhile.

[BronzTrooper]

Anders and Fenris arguing while trying to find Hawke in MotA:

 

Anders: "Can you stop with the 'all mages are evil' diatribe for one moment?"

 

Fenris: "Not all mages are evil, but one in particular is very annoying."

 

  Imagine if Anders was replaced with Morrigan.  

[Tcab96]

Morrigan: Have care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
Alistair: Yes, well, don't worry, it's not what you think.
Morrigan: I see.
Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
Alistair: I was just thinking it looks exactly like your mother's.
Morrigan: I hate you soooo much.
Alistair: Hm? Wha?
Morrigan: Nevermind.

[Giggles_Manically]

Sten: Dwarf.

Oghren: What?

Sten: Stop tripping me.

Oghren: Stop tripping yourself!

Sten: If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn't step on you.

Oghren: Oh, well... your mother!

Sten: That was disappointing. I expected better from you.

Oghren: Sorry, I was in a rush.

[Ispan]

Anders:  I love you, I never want to leave your side
Hawke: Want a sandwich?
Anders: ...You will inspire generations of romantic poets.

 

It's a little less in your face, but I laughed pretty hard

[Isaidlunch]

Anders: Maybe you should join the Qun, Fenris.

Fenris: We could go together. I'd be happy to sew your mouth shut.

[Spectre Impersonator]

Isabela to Aveline: "Man chin!"

[smoke and mirrors]

My fav is Morrigans

 

"How odd. Now we have a dog... and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."

[smoke and mirrors]

When traveling with Zevran and Wynne, Zevran keeps trying to get into Wynne's blouse - he seems to have a big obsession with her breasts.

Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish.
Wynne: (exasperated) No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvellous bosom! I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop... talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?

[smoke and mirrors]

Bring Dog into the Denerim Market District and he'll take a little boy he found back with him and ask you if he can keep him. You also have the option of telling Dog, "Put that back where you found it!"