Not DA, but Bioware nonetheless, this is the best burn ever
Hmmm ... I'd have to disagree. 
The Most Epic Burns in Dragon Age
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Undead Han
, avril 19 2014 05:10
#251
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 04:29
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#252
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 05:25
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Not really a burn but this is one of my favorite funny moments in DA:A.
#253
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 05:40
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Oghren: So. You and the Grey Warden, huh?
Morrigan: I do hope you are not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: I'm standing right here.
#254
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 05:50
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Anders: "Wow, a dwarf that smells like a brewery. Never see that anywhere."
Oghren: "Huh. Mage Comedian. Thought those normally died young."
#255
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 05:55
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Guard: "What's your business in Fort Drakon?"
Sten: "I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."
Guard: "I wasn't told we were getting a Mabari."
Sten: "...Must I point out the obvious? I'm a large, impatient man with a war dog. Either let us in, or get someone who will.
I love Sten so much.
....And I'll stop now. 
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#256
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 05:57
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WC to Oghren: There are risks to becoming a warden.
Oghren: Risk? I p*ss on risk.
Anders: I'm sure risk appreciates that.
I miss Awakenings Anders 
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#257
Posté 12 novembre 2014 - 07:22
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Absolute favorite is from DA2
Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.
Fenris: It is done. Leave it be.
Anders: Well, good. I always knew she had some sense.
Fenris: Do not make light of this. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Isabela: Oh, will you two get over yourselves? You're like two dogs around a b**tch in heat.
Fenris: We were talking about Hawke. Not you
I think it's even better if Hawke has also slept with Izzy...Izzy says something like...
Oh, will you both just shut up, I did her too.
And one for the Warden:
Warden: So you said this Arl Eamon raised you?
Alistair: Did I say that? I meant that dogs raised me. Giant, slobbering dogs from the Anderfels. A whole pack of them, in fact.
Warden: Really? That must have been though for them....
Alistair: Well they were flying dogs you see, surprisingly strict parents too, and devout Andrastians to boot.
Warden: Do you write at least? I bet your mom is a b****. (Cunning of 30+ needed)
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