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[Big I]

If the Warden romanced both Morrigan and Leliana, and chose Leliana over Morrigan:

 

 

Morrigan: So he has chosen you. You think this is a triumph? Look at him... look at him and know that you will never truly have him.

Leliana: Jealousy, Morrigan. Tsk, tsk... it is not becoming--

Morrigan: You mock me, but when he is in your arms, in your bed, telling you he loves you, know that there will be moments when he is thinking of me.

Leliana: Andraste forgive me, but you, Morrigan, are a ******. A cruel, cruel ******, and you will get your comeuppance.

Morrigan: Perhaps. But even so, you know in your heart that I am right.

[DRTJR]

Alistair: Well, I suppose I should get back to the old ball and chain.

Teagan: You know the queen hates it when you call her that.

Alistair: No, she doesn't! Just because she killed an Archdemon, she doesn't scare me!

Teagan: You keep telling yourself that, Your Majesty.


Or



Sebastian: Is something troubling you, brother?

Carver: I'm not your brother.

Sebastian: I'm not familiar with Fereldan tradition, but I married your sister. I believe that makes us brothers.

Carver: A "chaste marriage." Some invention of yours, no doubt.

Hawke: Aww. Would it make you feel better if I slept with him? Because I totally would. Right here.

Carver: Sister, please!

Sebastian: Yes, love... rein it in.


Or


Anders: Were you trying to look at my Grimoire the other day?

Merrill: Me? What? No! When?

Anders: At my clinic. While I was talking to Hawke. I saw you looking in one of my books. You know, those are private.

Merrill: I know, that's why I - Oh, fine. I admit it. I was hoping you'd have, um, dirty spells.

Anders: Dirty spells?

Merrill: You know! To, um, make things more exciting. Oh, I shouldn't have said anything.

Isabela: That's my girl.

Anders: More exciting? For you and Hawke?

Hawke: Stop, just... stop right there.


Or


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[omnitremere]

If the Warden romanced both Morrigan and Leliana, and chose Leliana over Morrigan:

 

 

Morrigan: So he has chosen you. You think this is a triumph? Look at him... look at him and know that you will never truly have him.

Leliana: Jealousy, Morrigan. Tsk, tsk... it is not becoming--

Morrigan: You mock me, but when he is in your arms, in your bed, telling you he loves you, know that there will be moments when he is thinking of me.

Leliana: Andraste forgive me, but you, Morrigan, are a ******. A cruel, cruel ******, and you will get your comeuppance.

Morrigan: Perhaps. But even so, you know in your heart that I am right.

 

THAT IS FUCKED UP

[aTigerslunch]

I actually didnt know that was possible till now with warden, Morrigan and Leliana.

I love the banter that the groups have with each other. Im hoping DA:I has tons more we can add here.

[snackrat]

Carver: Have we met a templar who isn't a colossal prig?

SnHawke: Well, then it suits you, doesn't it?

[fhs33721]

One of my personal favourites:

 

Dalish elf: You don't belong here shem.

Hawke: What are you.... Oh no! I must have lost my selfrigtheousness and my pointy ears on the way.

Elf: You... you.. shem!

[abnocte]

In Tapster's Tavern you can start a conversation with a dwarf that will start with:

 

Dwarf: Care to share a brew?

 

One of the Warden's replies is:

Warden: Care to share a fist with your face?

 

 

XD

[Gwydden]

In Tapster's Tavern you can start a conversation with a dwarf that will start with:

Dwarf: Care to share a brew?

One of the Warden's replies is:
Warden: Care to share a fist with your face?

XD

If you played a Dwarf Commoner, I remember a conversation with a Miner Cast guy that went along the lines of:

"I don't drink with casteless."

"And I don't talk with pricks."

Or some such. It was very long ago. Nonetheless, it was priceless xD

[YourFunnyUncle]

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Listening to the two Hawke actors performing the same comedy lines side by side demonstrates clearly why I prefer to play as a FemHawke... So much better delivery.

[Nyeredzi]

Random Creeper : Isabella! My dusky goddess!

 

Isabella: (!o_o)

 

Random Creeper: You have buried yourself in the flesh of my heart, like a worm in a red, red apple

 

Isabella:  ...... ......

 

Random Creeper: ....You heart worm you!

 

Isabella: Oh look my friend is here. Excuse me.

 

Random Creeper: But I haven't gotten to the part where I invite you to feast on my tender white flesh!

 

Isabella: !O_0!

 

Hawke: 0_o (...sexy!)

 

Isabella: That's alright, I think I'l manage.

 

Random Creeper: (Aww...) walks away

 

Hawke: (oh well)

[Kidd]

I've always been incredibly partial to this exchange in DAO, in the cutscene as Loghain arrives back in Denerim.

Anora: Bann Teagan, please!

Teagan: Your Majesty. Your father risks civil war. If Eamon were here...

Anora: Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best.

Teagan: Did he also do what was best for your husband, your Majesty?

Video under the spoiler button.

Spoiler

[Petr0nella]

There are several points in the mage origin where you can be mean to Jowan. My favourite, which I'm paraphrasing:

 

Jowan: You remember that I told you I'd met someone, well this is Lily.

 

Warden: My condolences, Lily.

[Chiramu]

Gaspard and Teagen at the beginning of The Masked Empire, BURN!

[KeraWildmane]

Warden: There's some wisdom in the Chant, you know.

Sten: Then someone should release it into the wild. It is in danger of dying out.

[Sleepy Somnus]

If the Warden romanced both Morrigan and Leliana, and chose Leliana over Morrigan:

 

 

Morrigan: So he has chosen you. You think this is a triumph? Look at him... look at him and know that you will never truly have him.

Leliana: Jealousy, Morrigan. Tsk, tsk... it is not becoming--

Morrigan: You mock me, but when he is in your arms, in your bed, telling you he loves you, know that there will be moments when he is thinking of me.

Leliana: Andraste forgive me, but you, Morrigan, are a ******. A cruel, cruel ******, and you will get your comeuppance.

Morrigan: Perhaps. But even so, you know in your heart that I am right.

 

That is really... just, wow.

[Nyeredzi]

If the Warden romanced both Morrigan and Leliana, and chose Leliana over Morrigan:

 

 

Morrigan: So he has chosen you. You think this is a triumph? Look at him... look at him and know that you will never truly have him.

Leliana: Jealousy, Morrigan. Tsk, tsk... it is not becoming--

Morrigan: You mock me, but when he is in your arms, in your bed, telling you he loves you, know that there will be moments when he is thinking of me.

Leliana: Andraste forgive me, but you, Morrigan, are a ******. A cruel, cruel ******, and you will get your comeuppance.

Morrigan: Perhaps. But even so, you know in your heart that I am right.

My warden: Morrigan...

 

Morrigan:.....

 

My warden: I can wade through your swamp too, if you like.

[KeraWildmane]

If the Warden romanced both Morrigan and Leliana, and chose Leliana over Morrigan:

 

 

Morrigan: So he has chosen you. You think this is a triumph? Look at him... look at him and know that you will never truly have him.

Leliana: Jealousy, Morrigan. Tsk, tsk... it is not becoming--

Morrigan: You mock me, but when he is in your arms, in your bed, telling you he loves you, know that there will be moments when he is thinking of me.

Leliana: Andraste forgive me, but you, Morrigan, are a ******. A cruel, cruel ******, and you will get your comeuppance.

Morrigan: Perhaps. But even so, you know in your heart that I am right.

 

That's not a burn, that's an explosion of catty hatred.

[The Qun & the Damned]

• Alistair: Don't you ever talk? You know, make polite conversation just to put people at ease?
• Sten: You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I cut off a man's head?
• Alistair: ... Never mind.

[Wolfen09]

at camp, first conversation when you click on dog

 

allistair:  Oh ouch

Warden:  Did you jump at the sight of your own shadow again?

 

any chance to burn allistair, i take it

[Han Shot First]

Gaspard and Teagen at the beginning of The Masked Empire, BURN!

 

What is said?

[Han Shot First]

I've always been incredibly partial to this exchange in DAO, in the cutscene as Loghain arrives back in Denerim.

Anora: Bann Teagan, please!

Teagan: Your Majesty. Your father risks civil war. If Eamon were here...

Anora: Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best.

Teagan: Did he also do what was best for your husband, your Majesty?

Video under the spoiler button.

Spoiler

 

Bann Teagan is the man. Also, great burn.

 

He is probably my favorite minor character of the series.

[Big I]

A Cousland Warden confronts Arl Rendon Howe in Denerim:

 

 

Warden: After this, I'll kill your wife and daughter too.

Arl Howe: Isn't that precious? Is this where I lament the monster I helped create? Let me show you how it's done: I made your mother kiss my feet before she died, it was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword, and change that.

[Frikipolleces]

And this thread should put as example on way the silent protagonist is inferior to a voiced one.

 

Still have to read a single banter that actively involve the Warden.

 

The goal of a silent protagonist isn't letting you watch banter as a spectator. It's your character, it's nos supposed to say anything without you approving. That said, there ARE many great coments selectable.

 

City elf origin:

Alistair: You never told me you were betrothed. What happened?

Warden: There were rapist. And we got the wrong cake. Disastrous!

Morrigan: The wrong cake? Disastrous indeed.

[Miss Greyjoy]

Sorry if someone mentioned this one already:

 

Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?

Sebastian: What?

Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?

Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.

Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.

 

[abnocte]

A few more from DA:O

 

 

Morrigan: "Tis cold in my tent, all alone..."

Warden: "Then get a thicker blanket."

 

 

Alistair: You remember me mentioning that? I didn't think anyone listened to my ramblings.

Warden: Sorry, did you say something?

 

 

Leliana: (Dreamily) The stars are out.

Warden: So? Go help Alistair make supper.