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[BubbleDncr]

I can't stop laughing at these XD

 

I did a playthrough where slept with and dumped Fenirs, Anders, and Merrill. It was the most horribly hilarious thing ever.

[naddaya]

This was both cold and burn.

 

 

[naddaya]

LOL You love these bad puns naddaya XD

 

Shamefully, yes

[metalfenix]

This was both cold and burn.

 

 

I laughed so badly

[Swoopdogg]

Hawke: "Surely there's enough room for the pretty people?"

Gallows Guard Captain: "I find keeping Knight Commander Meredith's blade away from my neck far more attractive than any of you"

[Dutchess]

Since people are posting fan art here as well, I'm leaving this here.

 

by Inujade

 

Edit to add:

by TheSweetestTart

[Avaflame]

Ahaha yeah sure dream on.

 

There are really few banter where the warden is involved (and sorry but there was banter that involved the warden) because they are forgettable without a voice to give it more meaning.

 

Pout al you want but as you can see we have 2 pages full of banters with hawke and a handful regarding the warden.

 

Note that the ones regarding the wardens started to show up AFTER i made my first post.

Actually I remember my Warden's lines much better than any of Hawke's lines (though judging by this thread I picked the sarcastic option at all the wrong times as my Hawke never said anything remotely funny). Sometimes they would just be so abruptly harsh it would shock me into laughing (re: the remark to Leliana about helping Alistair to make supper). I still prefer having a voiced protagonist and I'm glad they're sticking with it, but let's try keeping to actual facts, yes? No need to make some up out of our subjective opinions.

[Giubba]

Actually I remember my Warden's lines much better than any of Hawke's lines (though judging by this thread I picked the sarcastic option at all the wrong times as my Hawke never said anything remotely funny). Sometimes they would just be so abruptly harsh it would shock me into laughing (re: the remark to Leliana about helping Alistair to make supper). I still prefer having a voiced protagonist and I'm glad they're sticking with it, but let's try keeping to actual facts, yes? No need to make some up out of our subjective opinions.

 

The actual fact that in the first 3 page before i posted my message nobobdy posted a single quote from the warden?

 

Yeah sure.

[Avaflame]

The actual fact that in the first 3 page before i posted my message nobobdy posted a single quote from the warden?

 

Yeah sure.

No, trying to claim that it's proof of anything other than the fact that there were three pages without quotes from the Warden, which means absolutely nothing. And also, your "fact" still isn't true anyway. I looked back and there is one, at least. So yes, you are in fact making up facts. Factfactfact.

 

EDIT: And looking over it I only see (could be wrong) 7 posts including Hawke. While one is a relatively small amount compared to seven, when it occurs in the first two and a half pages of a new thread it doesn't really make for compelling data for anyone's imagined correlation. To assume that every Warden-inspired post after yours was meant as a rebuttal is a bit conceited, and even if they were it changes nothing. They are still memorable burns from the Warden.

[Zerc]

Fire.

[Frikipolleces]

No, trying to claim that it's proof of anything other than the fact that there were three pages without quotes from the Warden, which means absolutely nothing. And also, your "fact" still isn't true anyway. I looked back and there is one, at least. So yes, you are in fact making up facts. Factfactfact.

 

EDIT: And looking over it I only see (could be wrong) 7 posts including Hawke. While one is a relatively small amount compared to seven, when it occurs in the first two and a half pages of a new thread it doesn't really make for compelling data for anyone's imagined correlation. To assume that every Warden-inspired post after yours was meant as a rebuttal is a bit conceited, and even if they were it changes nothing. They are still memorable burns from the Warden.

 

I hereby declare this as the best burn in this thread.

[In Exile]

Actually I remember my Warden's lines much better than any of Hawke's lines (though judging by this thread I picked the sarcastic option at all the wrong times as my Hawke never said anything remotely funny). Sometimes they would just be so abruptly harsh it would shock me into laughing (re: the remark to Leliana about helping Alistair to make supper). I still prefer having a voiced protagonist and I'm glad they're sticking with it, but let's try keeping to actual facts, yes? No need to make some up out of our subjective opinions.

 

The Warden's lines are written as dismissals first and foremost, which turns it into a pretty big YMMV if they're funny enough to be burns or just a bit of a WTF moment. Like the remark to Leliana. To me, that's less funny and just more bizarre. In comparison to the Morrigan one, which is a hilarious burn because it's actually based off what she said. 

 

The DA2 comparison is to aggressive Hawke's lines, not the sarcastic ones. Or ME1-ME3 renegade Shepard lines.. 

[Al Foley]

Hawke: "Surely there's enough room for the pretty people?"

Gallows Guard Captain: "I find keeping Knight Commander Meredith's blade away from my neck far more attractive than any of you"

Too bad it couldn't happen where if you made an especially ugly Hawke that the guard turns to you looks you up and down and says "As soon as I see some I will let you know"

[Avaflame]

The DA2 comparison is to aggressive Hawke's lines, not the sarcastic ones.

 

Ah, so that's why mine always misses out. I very rarely pick the aggressive lines, just because of the connotations my mind holds towards giant, red fists. I guess that's the trade off: I can either be a nice guy or I can talk about dead women flopping through the street. Can't have my cake and eat it too.

[lynroy]

 

any chance to burn allistair, i take it

That's how I am. I like the kid but it's just so easy and fun to burn him. One of my favorites is when you first visit Redcliffe:

Alistair: Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell you something I, ah, should probably have told you earlier.
Warden: Let me guess: You're an idiot.
Alistair: Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you already know! Now I can stop worrying I'll be found out.
Warden: It wasn't exactly a secret.

I can't help but pick those dialogue options every time.
 

[Wynterdust]

I can't remember how it's worded completely but I'm quite a fan of:

 

NPC: I read your uncles note, and now I think I want that fortune. (Something along those lines)

Hawke: I'm surprised you know what a note is let alone how to read one.

 

MHawke's delivery was priceless.

[In Exile]

Ah, so that's why mine always misses out. I very rarely pick the aggressive lines, just because of the connotations my mind holds towards giant, red fists. I guess that's the trade off: I can either be a nice guy or I can talk about dead women flopping through the street. Can't have my cake and eat it too.

 

If you want to be dismissive of what people say, it's aggressive Hawke. Trollface Hawke just deflects things with awkward humour most of the time. It's not always meant to be funny. 

[Ineedaname]

I don't remember the lines exactly, so I may be paraphrasing here, but this was one of my favorite burns in DA II:

Anders: "I can't imagine what Hawks sees in you..."

Fenris: "It is done. Leave it be."

Anders: "Well, good. I always knew she had some sense...."

Isabela: "Oh will you two get over yourselves. You're like two dogs fighting over a b**** in heat."

Fenris: "We were talking about Hawke, not you."

[Exaltation]

"Elf this" and "elf that." I'll "elf" your mother.
- Elf (Docks - Day)

[Hydromatic]

I've always been incredibly partial to this exchange in DAO, in the cutscene as Loghain arrives back in Denerim.

Anora: Bann Teagan, please!

Teagan: Your Majesty. Your father risks civil war. If Eamon were here...

Anora: Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best.

Teagan: Did he also do what was best for your husband, your Majesty?

Video under the spoiler button.

Spoiler

Teagan is so awesome

[Han Shot First]

The Warden potentially has a hilarious one in DA:O.

 

In the Dalish camp there is funny way to resolve (or foil) the quest you get if you offer to help Cammen (the whiny elf who can't hunt) with his girl problems. Instead of encouraging him to woo the girl he has a crush on (Gheyna) or persuading Gheyna to give him a chance, you can have the MaleWarden instead seduce Gheyna. Then you have the Warden go back to Cammen and tell him about it. I don't remember the exact dialogue exchange, but it was something like this....

 

Cammen: So did you talk to her?

 

Warden: Bedded her, in fact.

 

Cammen: What! How could you?! She was to be my bethrothed!

 

Warden: And she still can be, now she'll just be more experienced.

 

or...

 

Warden: Don't worry, no harm done. I was only sampling the goods.

 

Cammen: *runs off and cries*