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[Riny]

I laughed a lot reading this thread, thanks for creating & adding to it, totally brightens my day

[Wolfen09]

anders to oghren: im pretty sure something just died in your mouth

[TUHD]

Anders:

• (Upon finding the secret passage in Kal'Hirol) "I once started a rumor about secret passages in the tower. Had the templars pressing their noses to the walls for months. Hilarious!"
• (At burial pit in the Wending Wood) "This place is a death trap! If I have to go into the bushes to answer nature's call, you're coming with me!"

 

• Anders: You're quite the dirty little dwarf, aren't you?
• Oghren: And you're quite the dirty little mage.
• Anders: I do my best. Still, I'm no ale-swilling mountain of belches like you!
• Oghren: And I'm no winking, slack-jawed coward like you.
• Anders: True! We should form a club!

• Oghren: (Grumbles) Women are drawn to you when you play with that cat.
• Anders: Like moths to a flame. Women like it when men show affection for small, fuzzy, defenseless beings. Like you.
• Oghren: Stupid... mage. Every time I pull something out of my robes, the women just flee.

• Anders: So you're a Howe?
• Nathaniel: Do you have a point, Mage?
• Anders: Hey, I'm fond of the Howes! I'm also fond of the Whys, the Whos and the Whats.
• Nathaniel: How clever.
• Anders: (Laughs) It's shameful how long it took me to come up with that.

• Sigrun: You should let Ser Pounce-a-lot out more. Must be stuffy in that robe.
• Anders: Out? You mean out to play with the darkspawn? Such a great idea!
• Sigrun: All right. I see your point.

• Anders: Is there some great ceremony when someone joins the Legion of the Dead?
• Sigrun: It's called a funeral.
• Anders: Right, but is it boring and somber like a regular funeral? I mean, you're not burying anyone...
• Sigrun: This is true. Dwarven funerals involve a great deal of ale and singing. Then there is an orgy.
• Anders: What? You're kidding!
• Sigrun: Of course I'm kidding.

• Sigrun: Could you set that bush on fire?
• Anders: Probably, but why would I want to?
• Sigrun: Could you freeze it?
• Anders: Why do you want me to kill the bush?
• Sigrun: Because it's there! It's an evil bush! Do it!
• Anders: Magic isn't for your amusement! Why don't I just do a little dance? Anders' Spicy Shimmy?
• Sigrun: Oh, eww. I'll pass.

• Velanna: My fireballs are bigger than yours.
• Anders: It's not the size that counts, Velanna.
• Velanna: Did they tell you that in your Circle? They were trying not to hurt your feelings.
• Anders: The Circle lied to me? Andraste's sword, my world is falling apart! I have been unmanned!

• Justice: I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try to steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong.
• Sigrun: But... er, you just told me I can no longer steal it. Why would I even try?
• Justice: I...
• Sigrun: Anyway, here's your ring back.

• Sigrun: Cheer up; no one loves a grump.
• Nathaniel: For a dead woman you're remarkably perky.
• Sigrun: I could be less perky if you like. 'The darkness of the Deep Roads is seeped into my soul. The world is dead, my heart is black. Alas. Woe. Woe!'
• Nathaniel: Let's stick to perky.

• Oghren: Why are you so resistant, woman?
• Sigrun: I'm not resistant.
• Oghren: Really? Great! You, me, the bushes. Let's get those branches a-rustling.
• Sigrun: Sure. Just one question, though...
• Oghren: Speak your mind, you spicy kumquat.
• Sigrun: I'm going to prefer women by the time this is over, right?
• Oghren: Ooh, and she hits below the belt.

• Oghren: Hey there, broody. I've got just the thing to cure that pout.
• Sigrun: (Sigh) Fine, Oghren. You win. Take me. Take me now.
• Oghren: Er...
• Sigrun: Why the hesitation? I want a big helping of that secret recipe of Oghren's. Served hot.
• Oghren: Uh...
• Sigrun: What? I grew up in the slums of Dust Town. You think I haven't had my fair share of dusters?
• Oghren: (Sputters)
• Sigrun: I knew it. You're all talk, Oghren. Deep down, you're scared of women.

• Velanna: Sigrun, is it true that dwarves are born as rocks?
• Sigrun: "Born as rocks?"
• Velanna: I knew it! That slimy, foul-breathed toadstool! "Pink rocks are girls, gray ones are boys." Ugh, and I almost believed him!
• Sigrun: Who? Oghren? You believed Oghren?

[Wolfen09]

the last part with velana believing oghren is hillarious

[Cyberstrike nTo]

The little back-and-forths Aveline and Isabela have always amuse me.  I can't pick a favorite.  

 

They had so many good ones but my favorite:

 

Isabela: So Donnic was in the Rose.

 

Aveline: He was not.

 

Isabela: Easy big girl, he wasn't shopping for himself. You're lucky to have a man who wants to please you, but do you think that are areas of pleasure that you could indulge him in?

 

Aveline: Why do give me such doubts?

 

Isabela: Aveline if you shove your thumb up his ass I win.

 

Then depending on who else is in your party

 

Varric: Ah, that old chestnut.

 

Sebastion: Oh sweet Maker!

 

Merrill: Ew! 

[Annihilator27]

Morrigan "You seem so deep in thought my dear Sten. Thinking of me perhaps, THe two of us together at last"

Sten "Yes"

Morrigan  "I-what did you say?"

Sten "You will need armor I think and uh a helmet and something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth"

Morrigan "How strong are my teeth?"

Sten "Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle"

Morrigan "Nuzzle?"

Sten "If that happens you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat in a fire first or it may not get my attention"

Morrigan "Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed"

Sten "Are you certain? If it would satisfy your curiosity"

Morrigan "Yes, Yes I think it is best"

[Shark17676]

Morrigan "You seem so deep in thought my dear Sten. Thinking of me perhaps, The two of us together at last"

Sten "Yes"

Morrigan  "I-what did you say?"

Sten "You will need armor I think and uh a helmet and something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth"

Morrigan "How strong are my teeth?"

Sten "Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle"

Morrigan "Nuzzle?"

Sten "If that happens you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat in a fire first or it may not get my attention"

Morrigan "Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed"

Sten "Are you certain? If it would satisfy your curiosity"

Morrigan "Yes, Yes I think it is best"

 

Still the best companion banter in DA history.

[Thandal N'Lyman]

And this thread should put as example on way the silent protagonist is inferior to a voiced one.

 

Still have to read a single banter that actively involve the Warden.

 

Well, here's another "Warden Banter" (from DAA).

 

     Anders:  All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools.

F!Warden:  Pretty girl.  Right here.

    Anders:  Hmmmm, maybe I'm closer to the dream than I thought.

[Wolfen09]

• Anders: So what does the Legion do when you're not, you know, dying?
• Sigrun: I'm not sure. We do that a lot.
• Anders: But you can't do it all hours of the day. There must be some times when you're not out getting killed.
• Sigrun: In those hours we listen to smart-mouthed mages ask stupid questions.
• Anders: I always thought dwarves would be nicer.
• Sigrun: I always thought mages would be smarter.

[ClassicBox]

I'm replaying DA 2 and AH SNAP. Aveline is the Queen.

 

This is when you are trying to 'flirt' on behalf of Aveline with Donnic and if you bring Isabela along.

 

There's a line where you can ask if she's been alone all this time (four years) and of course Isabela makes some comments.

 

In response:

 

Aveline: "We both put others above ourselves, I just do it clothed."

 

xD I'm sorry but I laughed.

[myahele]

Leliana to Alistair: Complete idiots are made kings all the time and you are not a complete idiot

[The Qun & the Damned]

I heard this one on mark of the Assassin not to long ago

• Anders: Do the Dalish ever have fancy parties?
• Anders: I always imagined they celebrated most big occasions by eating mushrooms and acorns. And maybe dancing naked around a campfire.
• Merrill: You know, I was wondering when the naked dancing was going to start. And the human sacrifice.
• Merrill: I mean, you just can't throw a decent party without kidnapping a human child and offering her entrails to the sky gods.
• Anders: Really?
• Merrill: No

[Applepie_Svk]

Oghren: Asschaps ! 

[SofaJockey]

Most epic Burns in DA ??

 

ok - here goes:

 

"Muckle, sleekit, radge and frightenin' beastie,

  O, what a panic's in my breastie!

  We need na start awa sae hasty,

  Frae’ guttin hackit Blinky!"

 

With sincere apologies to Robert Burns (1759-1796)

(I'm not Scottish so I hope my dialect attempt was not too awful...)

[Qunari Ardat-Yakshi]

Orin:  Wots a wench?Is that what you pull on to get the bucket out the well?

 

Bann Cousland:  A wench is the woman who pours ale in a tavern......or a woman who drinks a lot of ale.

[SwordofMercy1]

I like this one between Alistair and Morrigan

M: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair

A: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.

M: I see.

A: I was looking at your nose.

M: And what is it about my nose the captivates you so?

A: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mothers.

 

My other favorite one is actually when you are talking to Sten about children and are trying to explain the it is the parents that race them. Then he makes some backhanded comment about how your character turned out and I just about died.

[dantares83]

Best thread ever!

[Goldarmy]

When we reach the Dalish camp first time:

 

Elf: We are the last of Elvhenan.

 

Varric: Keep that in mind Hawke. Other elves you see elsewhere, they are figments of your imagination.

 

or

 

Fenris: So I have been told, repeatedly.

 

Also

 

Merrill: If they (Tevinter elf slaves) ran away, the Dalish would help them.

Fenris: That's as useful as saying 'If they flew into the sky, then they could live in the clouds'.

Merrill: But what would they eat? There's nothing in the clouds but fluff and the occasional bird.

Fenris: ...This is why no one takes the Dalish seriously.

[Agent_Dark_]

When you're going into Aveline's office and you catch the end of a conversation between Aveline and Varric:

 

Varric: and he said "I run a kingdom, so you should call me King"

Varric: and I said "but you also run a country".

 

LOL

[Lucidae]

Arishok: No.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Inferno golem

[Duelist]

My favourite was from Varric to Donnic:

"I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you."

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

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[TheChris92]

Hawke to Gamlen

 

Hawke: She looks nothing like you -- Thank the Maker for small miracles, hmm?

[kimgoold]

Thank you for this, it made me laugh so hard.