What does it mean to be "unrealistically" bisexual anyway?
"You can't like dudes! You play the sport-ball like on the teevee!"
If you're not constantly having sex with men and women while talking about how you enjoy having sex with men and women, then you are apparently not acting bisexual enough.
Of course, if you're obviously and enthusiastically interested in sex and like both men and women, you're a s*** like Isabela. If you are a guy and dare to mention an attraction to men, you are shoving your sexuality down other people's throats.
I'm interested in knowing if I have been doing bisexual wrong my entire life.
Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-bisexual. You're quasi-bisexual. You're the margarine of bisexual. You're the Diet Coke of bisexual.
Just one calorie, not bi enough.