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[Maria Caliban]

Would these be questions you ask Sheryl in regards to Leliana

Not the porn stuff though

I would ask Sheryl about Leliana's tastes in porn, but I whenever I look at her twitter feed, I feel bad. Fans are constantly asking her things right now. All the writers, really.

Can I romance Blackwall in a box?
Can I romance Blackwall with a fox?
Can I romance Blackwall here or there?
Can I romance Blackwall everywhere?

I think I have a remarkably low bar when it comes to the quality of pornography compared to most others, it seems. :S

I may be a snob.

I can't get off to bad grammar and punctuation. I find myself distracted by bad camera work, cheap film, or awkward posing. Poorly drawn anatomy bothers me and I only like hentai when it has subtitles.

[bairdduvessa]

omg no!! that sounds amazing, i'm gonna look it up now

let me know if you need me to find it and/or what you think

[bairdduvessa]

so a friend of mine is encouraging me to write more, tonight she and i were doing haiku's (poorly written ones of course).  here is one of them

Dragon Age Haiku 2

 

sitting by a fire
ha! Morrigan Disapproves
Leliana Sings

[MissDragon]

My grandma and your grandma
Were sittin' by the fire
My grandma told your grandma
"Lelia's gonna set your flag on fire"  

 

[Tevinter Rose]

[source]

 

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[Serza]

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Wait, is that Tallis, clicking a door? Ooooh... The joys of the PC version? :-P

[cjones91]

Yeah, but some of the ways they appeal to women is really...questionable..

 

Oh and the dragon 'toys' or the 'orca'

"Taken by the T-Rex?"I'm surprised the woman would be able to walk let alone move afterwards.

[cjones91]

I like how this tread is now talking about the porn industry though.

 

[Basement Cat]

I like how this tread is now talking about the porn industry though.

 

Hey, it's the Leliana thread. It's close enough...

[Lenimph]

To get this back on topic, who would you cast as Leliana in an adult film? 

[CrimsonN7]

To get this back on topic, who would you cast as Leliana in an adult film? 

 

How is that back on topic?

[Master Warder Z_]

Leliana is an adult film actor?

 

I knew it!

[Zjarcal]

 How is that back on topic?

How is it NOT? It's twice on topic... 

 

I'm not sure myself, maybe Bobbi Starr if she dyed her hair. 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Leliana is an adult film actor?

I knew it!

Shortly before Marjolaine found her and she became a bard, she was a bit...scarce on money.

[Zjarcal]

Well she did have that stint in a brothel "serving tea"...

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

"Tea."

[Basement Cat]

To get this back on topic, who would you cast as Leliana in an adult film? 

Completely unoriginal, but what about Alexandra Stein? They did use her as a model and she does pose as an adult model so...

[Master Warder Z_]

"Tea."

 

Tea!

[Basement Cat]

Tea!

Tea?

[CrimsonN7]

How is it NOT? It's twice on topic... 

 

 

Erm right sure. Enjoy your pronz talk *I'm out.*

[Tevinter Rose]

To get this back on topic, who would you cast as Leliana in an adult film? 

 

Christina Hendricks 

Spoiler

 

 

[Master Warder Z_]

Christina Hendricks 

Spoiler

 

 

 

No.

[Tevinter Rose]

No.

 Oh so your directing the movie then? 

 

My hypothetical movie, my cast lol.

[Master Warder Z_]

 Oh so your directing the movie then?

 

Obviously.