Completely unoriginal, but what about Alexandra Stein? They did use her as a model and she does pose as an adult model so...
Erm right sure. Enjoy your pronz talk *I'm out.*
I always forget Lels is modeled after an adult model.
Oh what, we scare you with pronz talk? Lol.
I may or may not have a file folder filled with pictures of Alexandra Stein... 
Oooh, somebody really likes Leliana...
Oooh, somebody really likes Leliana...
Who, me? No...*blatant lies*
Are you forgetting that I'm Ser Serza of Denerim, currently employed in CSI: Denerim?
Your lies have failed to fool me!
Are you forgetting that I'm Ser Serza of Denerim, currently employed in CSI: Denerim?
Your lies have failed to fool me!
Hardly an achievement since I announced them as lies. Besides, everyone knows that the CSI: Denerim team is a pale imitation of the marvel that is the CSI: Val Royaux team. *hair toss*
On the contrary, CSI: Val Royeaux can barely reach the ankles of CSI: Kirkwall. I heard the new Guard-Captain really managed to bring Kirkwall's CSI up. A whopping 90 percent of cases solved!
I filed for a transfer, but I was told that they don't accept Fereldans anymore. As if their Captain wasn't from Ferelden, or whatever hole her family is from! Hah!
And looking at this, you report a mere 30 percent of cases as solved...? For shame. You Orlesians must be too busy thinking what you're going to wear, and not thinking about the crime scene at all! Ferelden may smell like a wet dog, but we got much better results, both of the last two years! Hah!
On the contrary, CSI: Val Royeaux can barely reach the ankles of CSI: Kirkwall. I heard the new Guard-Captain really managed to bring Kirkwall's CSI up. A whopping 90 percent of cases solved!
I filed for a transfer, but I was told that they don't accept Fereldans anymore. As if their Captain wasn't from Ferelden, or whatever hole her family is from! Hah!
And looking at this, you report a mere 30 percent of cases as solved...? For shame. You Orlesians must be too busy thinking what you're going to wear, and not thinking about the crime scene at all! Ferelden may smell like a wet dog, but we got much better results, both of the last two years! Hah!
90 percent of cases solved? That would be more impressive if most of these crimes did not involve petty thefts and acts of public indecency. Here in Orlais we deal with murders of Dukes and Countesses. Can you claim the same? Oh, what am I saying? Ferelden is filled with nothing but peasants.
*as fun as this is, let's continue it in PM before we get warned by the mods*
So, Leliana. For me, the most annoying thing that ever happened involving her was a fanfic that said she had green eyes. How can you make such a mistake? *rage*
So, Leliana. For me, the most annoying thing that ever happened involving her was a fanfic that said she had green eyes. How can you make such a mistake? *rage*
DA:O engine is kinda wonky, makin' blues greens at certain times.
Forgivable mistake. Brown eyes, though...
biower pls
Leliana... I can't say I'm happy to see her return. Too much controversy, and no good explanation for the play throughs she died it. Plus to have her in this, any character growth caused between her and the warden will likely be ignored... Her inclusion just does not sit well with me. 
DA:O engine is kinda wonky, makin' blues greens at certain times.
Your logic is useless against me!
Did he really just say he doesn't like Leliana?
Drake, grab a torch, I'll go for my pitchfork while you do it.
Did he really just say he doesn't like Leliana?
Drake, grab a torch, I'll go for my pitchfork while you do it.
Ahhh, no. Forum rules forbid going after users.
Close your eyes and plug your ears. It wil pass soon.
To get this back on topic, who would you cast as Leliana in an adult film?
Bridget Regan
Ron Jeremy, obviously.
Guest_Trojan.Vundo_*
"Taken by the T-Rex?"I'm surprised the woman would be able to walk let alone move afterwards.
Apparently the sausage doesn't go in the bun, it just glides across it. According to the youtube review. What is really troubling is the 4 star reviews it gets.... on amazon
Heres the youtube review: https://www.youtube....h?v=YCJ9F6dZFAQ
Personally I'm really having trouble being enthused about Leliana. She seems way too hardened now. I have trouble picturing the new Leliana telling stories, talking about shoes, complimenting hair, and engaging in girly conversations... I've a feeling being around the new her is going to be more depressing than anything...
Apparently the sausage doesn't go in the bun, it just glides across it. According to the youtube review. What is really troubling is the 4 star reviews it gets....
let me know if you need me to find it and/or what you think
The song is awesome btw
Personally I'm really having trouble being enthused about Leliana. She seems way too hardened now. I have trouble picturing the new Leliana telling stories, talking about shoes, complimenting hair, and engaging in girly conversations... I've a feeling being around the new her is going to be more depressing than anything...
You realize the only time we've actually seen her in DA:I so far was immediately after she was tortured, right?
She may be a bit more serious now given events, but we really don't have much material to draw conclusions from right now.
You realize the only time we've actually seen her in DA:I so far was immediately after she was tortured, right?
She may be a bit more serious now given events, but we really don't have much material to draw conclusions from right now.
I hope you're right. The only reason I have to look forward to her is someone to girl around with again.
"Taken by the T-Rex" is just a 20 page porn story published on Amazon.com. There is apparently penetration.
The reviews are amusing.
"It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment."
This is the Leliana thread, but I'm not sure I could properly tie her to this subject matter so...
Here's some banter:
That dialogue has always been one of my faves.I could picture Leliana being confused throughout the whole thing.
"Taken by the T-Rex" is just a 20 page porn story published on Amazon.com. There is apparently penetration.
The reviews are amusing.
"It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment."
This is the Leliana thread, but I'm not sure I could properly tie her to this subject matter so...
I had no idea this was a real thing. It's so hilarious
One lesson I've learned regarding the internet:if there's a kink chances are somebody has already made something about it.
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