Rabbits aren't rodents. And why would they make you want to kill people? Wouldn't killing the rabbits br a better idea? You would get the added bonuses of possible rabbit stew and the lack of a police murder investigation...1. she would definitely say bunny instead of rabbit
2. rabbits are the WORST, they are even above squirrels on the list of obnoxious rodents that send me into a homicidal rage
...Warden goes west, left hand goes south? :S
The Warden travels to the land of the setting sun when Leliana goes left, right and center.
What's that? You want Cat to work a left hand into Leliana?
Work over would be my preference.
I just realized while scraping my mind for more masturbation innuendos, isn't Cassandra left handed? She's seen writing with her left.
...it would be kind of ironic if Leliana was right handed, now...
Leliana is indeed right handed. She threatens Natalie with a dagger in her right hand.
So the left hand is right handed while the right hand is left handed.
I wonder if this was intentional. :S
Must... resist... dirty... joke...
Must... resist... dirty... joke...
Hang a left and take a right? *runs away*
Must... resist... dirty... joke...
It'll fit in nicely.
Why resist them? This whole line of thought stemmed from my Warden's nightly activities while alone out west. It'll fit in nicely.
*snerk* Now I'm picturing the Warden teasing Leliana with horrible hand puns. Or getting into an argument about Justinia and how she's using Leliana and ultimately saying 'the left hand is the one you use to wipe your a**!' Which pretty much describes the state Leliana is left in after a decade of dirty work.
*snerk*
Or getting into an argument about Justinia and how she's using Leliana and ultimately saying 'the left hand is the one you use to wipe your a**!' Which pretty much describes the state Leliana is left in after a decade of dirty work.
Rabbits aren't rodents. And why would they make you want to kill people? Wouldn't killing the rabbits br a better idea? You would get the added bonuses of possible rabbit stew and the lack of a police murder investigation...
Hah!
Justinia: "You rehearsed that one, didn't you?"
Warden: "...yeah. I liked it."
Oddly appropriate that you caught your own accidental joke, considering the topic we were discussing earlier... A slip of the hand, as it were. *runs away*
*comes back* I can see Justinia not being too afraid of the Warden. After all, they care about Leliana and Leliana cares about both of them. Nobody would try anything serious beyond shouting. That and Justinia was the Divine; not someone you can get away with beating up.
regardless of the ostensibly joking tone in your post there are many things I could metaphorically hurl in your face such as
linguistic differences, the intensely subjective nature of biological classification, and the fact that there is no actual word for "small-animal-slaying-like" in English
be that as it may the point, however poorly made, is correct, and I will endeavor to describe rabbits as "not rodents" in the future
they however remain vile pests that s**t everywhere, spawn everywhere, and eat everything
Sure there is: Pest control. 
Interesting fan theory regarding deities possessing the body of mortals. I doubt Flemeth is the only one, and Sera fans are probably quite familiar with the Andruil/Sera speculation. I know there are Leli fans who don't like Leliana getting tied into important plot points like being possessed by an elven God/being Andraste's incarnation, etc. as she is probably not going to have any large role after DAI, but I wouldn't be surprised if there are some hints that Flemeth isn't the only God possessed being in Thedas in a Fen'Harel/Mythal DLC which might get fans to speculate which characters might have elven deities as part of them. I'm probably not the only fan thinking there's still something to Leliana's character they're hiding.
http://afragmentcast...eory-thats-been
There’s a theory that’s been poking around in my brain like some errant burr.
You see, there seems to be a trend for deities to possess/share/snooze-within the bodies of mortals (who may or may not be remarkable in their own right). And maybe ‘trend’ is too strong a word, but it’s certainly not something unheard of in Thedas. Take Flemeth, for a canon example.
So given that precedent, perhaps there are other deities from the elven pantheon (other than the Andruil/Sera speculation) who may be dormant within adventurers and heroes and possibly even quiet tavern keepers. And maybe this sleeping god-energy takes up residence regardless of the host, as it were, ignoring race, gender, age, etc.
Which leads me to mulling on Dirthamen. Dirthamen - Keeper of Secrets. The twin who could not follow his brother past “the shifting grey paths beyond the Veil” - where Falon'Din would eventually carry the dead. The god who is sometimes depicted as a cloaked kneeling figure. Dirthamen, who subdued the ravens Fear and Deceit and bound them to his service.
Oh, it was just...
Leliana is the left hand. So if you put the two "Hands" next to each other, she's on the left. She's right handed.
Cassandra is the right hand. She's on the right, while left handed.
Now imagine the entire situation naked. Mmmmhmmm......
Know where I'm going?
(And yeah, I do remember that Cass would probably not be cool with it in the slightest.)
regardless of the ostensibly joking tone in your post there are many things I could metaphorically hurl in your face such as
linguistic differences, the intensely subjective nature of biological classification, and the fact that there is no actual word for "small-animal-slaying-like" in English
be that as it may the point, however poorly made, is correct, and I will endeavor to describe rabbits as "not rodents" in the future
they however remain vile pests that s**t everywhere, spawn everywhere, and eat everything
Taxonomy is becoming increasingly less subjective now that we can study genetic similarities as well as physical...
I was, however, just being facetious, and I'm no fan of rabbits either.
*comes back* I can see Justinia not being too afraid of the Warden. After all, they care about Leliana and Leliana cares about both of them. Nobody would try anything serious beyond shouting. That and Justinia was the Divine; not someone you can get away with beating up.
Taxonomy is becoming increasingly less subjective now that we can study genetic similarities as well as physical...
I was, however, just being facetious, and I'm no fan of rabbits either.
But they're so delicious! Terrine (a type of pâté) de lapin au cognac! Yum! Freaking expensive though.
With her being so fond of animals, I sometimes wonder if Leliana might be a vegetarian or have become one. Although she did eat that lamb and pea stew that Alistair made... She thought it was soup. Watery stew I guess. Blegh.
But they're so delicious! Terrine (a type of pâté) de lapin au cognac! Yum! Freaking expensive though.
With her being so fond of animals, I sometimes wonder if Leliana might be a vegetarian or have become one. Although she did eat that lamb and pea stew that Alistair made... She thought it was soup. Watery stew I guess. Blegh.
I meant as pets, not as food. My French pen-friend's mum made a lovely rabbit stew, and pâté with cognac sounds scrummy!
I doubt that Leliana would be a vegetarian, but I bet she'd be the sort that would only eat animals that she didn't consider to be pets...
I reckon Leliana would appreciate cheese pizza:
Papa John's style!
I can't see Leliana as a vegetarian, but I doubt she's a huge meat eater. Probably the type who picks at it a bit before cutting it in half and sneaking the rest to the dog.
Or the Warden, judging by that conversation with Alistair about Warden appetites and them wolfing down food. :S
I really wish I could draw, because I just had an image pop into my brain: Alistair cooks, serves it to Leliana. Leliana says she's not hungry and offers her share to the Warden. The Warden slips both portions to Dog. Dog turns his nose up at it. Oghren walks up and scarfs it down.
Still, with long days of fighting and travelling, everyone would be ravenous enough to eat even Alistair's cooking. Drawing a real longbow is surprisingly difficult if you've never done archery. Leli and the Warden need those calories to pack a punch!
I really wish I could draw, because I just had an image pop into my brain: Alistair cooks, serves it to Leliana. Leliana says she's not hungry and offers her share to the Warden. The Warden slips both portions to Dog. Dog turns his nose up at it. Oghren walks up and scarfs it down.
Still, with long days of fighting and travelling, everyone would be ravenous enough to eat even Alistair's cooking. Drawing a real longbow is surprisingly difficult if you've never done archery. Leli and the Warden need those calories to pack a punch!
And they are normal sized people. I've said it before but I shudder to think how much food Iron Bull needs, and Sten wouldn't be too far behind. Maybe that's why the Qunari never quite manage to invade Tevinter properly - they just can't set up the necessary supply trains...
And they are normal sized people. I've said it before but I shudder to think how much food Iron Bull needs, and Sten wouldn't be too far behind. Maybe that's why the Qunari never quite manage to invade Tevinter properly - they just can't set up the necessary supply trains...
Sten would be happy with just a cookie storehouse 
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