That's one part of the game that I unashamedly modded, although it makes it a bit awkward in Return to Ostagar when you suddenly have naked Cailan strung up by the Darkspawn...
It just occurred to me: Leliana was sisterly with Alistair, just like she is with Josephine. Alistair likes figurines... Josephine still plays with dolls... Can you imagine Leliana walking in on the two of them playing with dolls?
or each other
With Alistair I think it would play out a lot like this. Substitute Anora for Vespa.
That's one part of the game that I unashamedly modded, although it makes it a bit awkward in Return to Ostagar when you suddenly have naked Cailan strung up by the Darkspawn...
Well, it would add to the disrespect that they showed to his body. Not only stringing him up, but having him up there naked?
Edited to add: Ninja'd by Basement Cat!
She kind of ranted to her a lot. :S
Spoiler
Leliana admits that she was bored in the Chantry, probably in part because she couldn't talk about things she found interesting with anyone. So when the Warden and co. show up, she's eager to talk with all of them about all kinds of things.
For all her faults, Wynne was smart, educated and motherly. It's not surprising that Leliana would talk to her about that. Like a kid complaining about the other kids at school to their parents. 
Now I'm imagining Leliana as a Valley Girl...
V!Leliana: OMG! Lady Clarabelle is such a fake! And she totally did more than massage those lepers. Grody!
Well, in a way it's appropriate, isn't it? The point of displaying an enemy's corpse is to intimidate and demoralize. I doubt they'd be too concerned with dignity.
True enough, although with one of mods you can give men... Well... The correct genital configuration for a sex scene... *ahem*
Seeing Cailan "standing proud" while strung up kind of distracts from the gravitas of the scene!
It makes Howe's dungeon a bit weird too.
...just what kind of dungeon is this?
I know where you're going with this, but really... It doesn't seem weird to me that they would have no regard for the dignity of their prisoners. There's a reason people are squicked by the play acting: it's not that easy to tell from the real thing at a glance.
True enough, although with one of mods you can give men... Well... The correct genital configuration for a sex scene... *ahem*
Seeing Cailan "standing proud" while strung up kind of distracts from the gravitas of the scene!
Isn't that something that can actually happen after death? NOT going to Google that, no way!
Isn't that something that can actually happen after death? NOT going to Google that, no way!
Me neither, especially not in work! It would be amusing if I'd unwittingly increased the realism of the game in more ways than I'd intended!
True enough, although with one of mods you can give men... Well... The correct genital configuration for a sex scene... *ahem*
Seeing Cailan "standing proud" while strung up kind of distracts from the gravitas of the scene!
There's a comic author who had the same problem.
I know where you're going with this, but really... It doesn't seem weird to me that they would have no regard for the dignity of their prisoners. There's a reason people are squicked by the play acting: it's not that easy to tell from the real thing at a glance.
I think she feigned innocence with Wynne a bit, too. Like her story of the Orlesian woman tying knots in cherries with her tongue.
There is no way she didn't really see the innuendo in that. :S
Yeah, but much like the Cailan problem, that Bann's son being on the torture rack with a raging hard-on is more than a little distracting.
I will also never forget Alistair completely unsubtly staring at my Warden's butt as she beat the snot out of that guard and busted them out of Fort Drakon in the nude. That's right, I know where you were lookin, mate...seriously, the cutscene had his eyes completely not on eye level. *shifty*
...ah, modding.
You've got no one but yourself to blame for that one. Although that reminds me, Aimo had fun with that mod too.
Basically. When him and my Warden were awkwardly cramped naked in a cell I imagine they just tried their hardest not to mention his...uh, enthusiasm for being here.
I think that'll be a part my Warden leaves out of her retellings of this tale.
Imagine if they get rescued instead of breaking out. By Leliana specifically. Ooh, some explanations will be required.
Imagine if they get rescued instead of breaking out. By Leliana specifically. Ooh, some explanations will be required.
I only installed that mod's files for females.
Problem solved.
I did comment when we found out about the sex scenes in DAI that perhaps a happy side-effect of the breach was finally to lift the horrendous curse that had caused Theodosians to have ugly underwear stuck to their body at all times...
There is so much wrong with the scenes in DA:O. Honestly they would have been better off with a fade to black. The scenes don't even make sense from a story perspective, where the writing implies they are ducking into tents we don't see.
There is so much wrong with the scenes in DA:O. Honestly they would have been better off with a fade to black. The scenes don't even make sense from a story perspective, where the writing implies they are ducking into tents we don't see.
It really would have worked better if they'd just shown the happy couple going into a tent together (possibly with others seeing them do so) and the aftermath. That's one thing that was handled way better in DAI.
Come to think of it, it would have been funny to get a 'morning after' scene where another companion comments/raises an eyebrow/rolls their eyes as the couple emerged from their tent.
Pity it was always night in camp... Just like it's always day in Skyhold. That's one thing DA2 had over the other games: a day/night cycle.
Come to think of it, it would have been funny to get a 'morning after' scene where another companion comments/raises an eyebrow/rolls their eyes as the couple emerged from their tent.
Pity it was always night in camp... Just like it's always day in Skyhold. That's one thing DA2 had over the other games: a day/night cycle.
We now know Leli's new hobby besides singing and shoes.
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