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[Xilizhra]

I like my Hawke most. Between the Hero of Ferelden and the Inquisitor... eh. I had to make things up after the fact about Lilith that were more interesting what the game really considered a part of her, same problem as the Inquisitor.

[YourFunnyUncle]

*unless said Lelimancing Warden is dead, anyway.

Then it's just heartbreaking.

I never did the Ultimate Sacrifice ending actually. I wonder what Morrigan says if you romanced her but refused the ritual...

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Dunno about Morrigan, but I set my Warden to dead in the Keep once for scientific purposes, and the way Leliana spoke of her was enough to get me to nope out of that playthrough for good. Hell, I looked it up, even Leliana's dialogue if the deceased Warden was just her friend rather than her lover is pretty damned heartbreaking too. "The world seemed so much emptier after that...it still does."

[N7_Heartfire]

I might be a little biased, but I think of all Origins love interests, Leliana is the one who needs her Warden back the most.

 

By need I don't mean she loves her Warden more than Alistair or Morrigan or Zevran, but considering how many people she's lost throughout her life and how many she cared about ended up betraying her, the Warden is the only person she has left and truly trusts. She even says that in-game.  I don't even want to think about a dead Warden romance with her.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Yeah. Blackwall mentioning how lonely Leliana always looked to him made me wish my Warden could turn around from wherever the heck she is out west and return to give her a long hug right there.

Lels needs the shoulder to lean on/little spoon treatment tbh. It'll help. :S

[Basement Cat]

Yeah. Blackwall mentioning how lonely Leliana always looked to him made me wish my Warden could turn around from wherever the heck she is out west and return to give her a long hug right there.

Lels needs the shoulder to lean on/little spoon treatment tbh. It'll help. :S

*drunk Cat is drunk*

 

When the Warden comes back, the first thing she does is get Leli the flipping royal treatment! Massage, manicure, pedicure, shopping trip, steam bath, everything! Then sexy times until she gets cross eyed! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *hiccup*

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

*drunk Cat is drunk*
 
When the Warden comes back, the first thing she does is get Leli the flipping royal treatment! Massage, manicure, pedicure, shopping trip, steam bath, everything! Then sexy times until she gets cross eyed! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *hiccup*

But of course.

She probably needs that too, massage especially. She's been walking around in some uncharted middle of nowhere for years now. A foot massage is probably sorely needed. The state of her shoes will probably give Leliana a heart attack. :S

Now, back to the drunk tank with you.

[Basement Cat]

But of course.

She probably needs that too, massage especially. She's been walking around in some uncharted middle of nowhere for years now. A foot massage is probably sorely needed. The state of her shoes will probably give Leliana a heart attack. :S

Now, back to the drunk tank with you.

Those horrid boots she has to wear in DAI! If Skyrim did one thing right, it's heavy armor boots! I mean, look at these babies!

 

Spoiler

Those are cool boots!

 

And I'll get in the drunk tank IF I want to! *hiccup*

 

Leli needs a looooooooooooong hot bath with bubbles! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Walking long distances in those would be a pain though. Probably wearing some ugly travelling boots that make Leliana disapprove just looking at them.

At least my Warden has the advantage of being comfortable just taking them off and going barefoot, cause elves and stuff.

And I'll get in the drunk tank IF I want to! *hiccup*

Leli needs a looooooooooooong hot bath with bubbles! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And after all this they'll probably flop into bed and stay there draped over each other for a few days straight... :S

[Basement Cat]

And after all this they'll probably flop into bed and stay there draped over each other for a few days straight... :S

They'll need to eat though. My Warden will have a nice picnic basket prepared for the occasion. Some cold cuts, plenty of caramel pudding and a few bottles of wine and they'll be set for a nice, long, secy weekend. 

 

I don't know if Thedas has restaurants, but if they do the Warden and Leliana will go out for a night on the town to unwind after their respective ordeals. Possibly somebody's underthings will be nailed to a Chantry board. 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

In other news, it's April 22nd. This thread is now one year old exactly.

They'll need to eat though. My Warden will have a nice picnic basket prepared for the occasion. Some cold cuts, plenty of caramel pudding and a few bottles of wine and they'll be set for a nice, long, secy weekend. 
 
I don't know if Thedas has restaurants, but if they do the Warden and Leliana will go out for a night on the town to unwind after their respective ordeals. Possibly somebody's underthings will be nailed to a Chantry board. 

Hmm, a decent sized nap at least, then. I reckon they need it. Neither have probably slept too well for a few years. Probably the Warden particularly, alone with the Warden dreams and all. Otherwise I like the sound of dis. :S

And yeah to resturaunts, there's that one in Val Royeaux Inquisitor and Cole go to.

[Basement Cat]

You mean the restaurant that only serves wine and cheese? Bah! Leli baby needs something more upscale! Filet mignon and salad side dish! If salad was invented back then...

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

You mean the restaurant that only serves wine and cheese? Bah! Leli baby needs something more upscale! Filet mignon and salad side dish! If salad was invented back then...

It's Orlais, I'm assuming smelly cheeses make up the bulk of the menu wherever you go. Other option is hopping the border and getting that steak of yours done 'Fereldan style...' I'm thinking Leliana would protest.

[Basement Cat]

It's Orlais, I'm assuming smelly cheeses make up the bulk of the menu wherever you go. Other option is hopping the border and getting that steak of yours done 'Fereldan style...' I'm thinking Leliana would protest.

Aww come on! Orlais probably knows how to cook a steak! Medium rare! Yum!

 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Maybe. They cook wyverns apparently, so I'm sure you could get a steak somewhere in retrospect. :S

[Basement Cat]

Maybe. They cook wyverns apparently, so I'm sure you could get a steak somewhere in retrospect. :S

Aren't wyverns poisonous? Better stick to safe meats: beef, mutton, pork, etc.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

You can safely eat a poisonous snake if you cook it right.

I imagine a wyvern is just...a bit more difficult than that. :S

[Basement Cat]

You can safely eat a poisonous snake if you cook it right.

I imagine a wyvern is just...a bit more difficult than that. :S

Reptile meat. Bleh!

 

Give me a nice mammal any day! Yum!

[Serza]

What will we do with a drunken Cat...?

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Reptile meat. Bleh!
 
Give me a nice mammal any day! Yum!

I concur, but my forays into reptile meat weren't that bad actually. Some kinds of snake actually does taste a bit like chicken...

[Basement Cat]

I concur, but my forays into reptile meat weren't that bad actually. Some kinds of snake actually does taste a bit like chicken...

I hear rattlesnake is very tasty...

[Miss Quisitor]

A moment to reflect...

 

[Fiery Phoenix]

I hear rattlesnake is very tasty...

Biology PhD friend of mine is researching rattlesnakes. She's dissected dozens of them. She would likely agree.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

I hear rattlesnake is very tasty...

Opinions will probably vary from person to person, but I thought so that one time. Texture turns some off though. It's a bit rubbery as one may expect...

I hear alligator is actually decent too, though I can't say I've had the pleasure. :S

[Miss Quisitor]

Fancy liking an alligator for dinner...