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[The Qun & the Damned]

Cassandra: "You're the only threat I see!"

Inquisitor: *deep breath* "Double pepperoni."

[Lexxbomb]

Well I think I'd probably go with

 

Quizzy - Are you my mother?  

 for some reason that made me think of Bobbin Threadbare

[Sifr]

Probably fearing another Anders incident and wants to nip it in the bud;

 

Cassandra: You're the only threat I see!

Mage Inquisitor: Dammit Anders... now anytime there's an explosion, it just has to be a Mage that's responsible! You people are never going to let that go, are you?

 

And I support Cass killing you if you don't give her a good answer. Or don't sass her correctly.

[JoltDealer]

I can't really blame Cassandra for viewing me as a threat.  Given the circumstances, that is the practical response.

 

That being said, my response would be:

 

"I may be a threat, but I am not your enemy.  I'd recommend sheathing your blade before I change my mind."

[Dean_the_Young]

Never mind.

[MiyoKit]

Action: Punch Cass in the face, take sword, and place it at her throat as she's lying on the ground.

 

Inq: "Now I am the only threat you should see."

 

Cass: "I should have just killed you!"

 

Inq: "You could have tried."

[90s Kai]

Dwarf!Inquisitor: (giggles) Really? My small frame is the only threat you see? My dear Seeker you certainly need to get your priorities straight. (Sees Varric) Speaking of priorities, who is this paragon of manliness and where have you been hiding him? 

[Sol Downer]

Me: Listen, I was the Warden, Hawke, and now...I'm a level one Inquisitor, so please don't hurt me.
F. Elf Inquisitor: "Me...? B-but...I'm sweet as can be!" *add a gentle smile for effect*
M. Qunari Inquisitor: "You're kind of short to be threatening me, you know. 'S fine though. We can stand here all day." *add a roguish smile for effect*
F. Human Inquisitor: "I see." *add a blank stare for effect*
M. Human Inquisitor: "..." *silently walk away for effect*

[Wintersbreath]

Cassandra: You're the only threat I see!

Inquisitor: I swear it was already like this when I got here!

 

or

 

Cassandra: You're the only threat I see!

Mage!Inquisitor: *Matrix backbending, teleport behind her and smack her on her head*

Mage!Inquisitor: Stop it.

[Lady Lionheart]

Cassandra: "At this moment, you are the only threat I see!"

Femquisitor: "I assure you that I am of no danger to anyone."

 

If my Inquisitor's more of a renegade:

 

Cassandra: "At this moment, you are the only threat I see!"

Femquisitor: *Sighs* "Go on, try to kill me, but it shall be at your detrement.. dear pathetic little seeker."

[GnusmasTHX]

Honestly, when Cassandra says this, it sounds like she's delivering the second line from the "Are you from Tennessee?" pick-up line except she says threat instead of ten.

 

@OP, I'd probably just stand there while an awkward silence takes over.

[KainD]

And I support Cass killing you if you don't give her a good answer. Or don't sass her correctly.

 

I don't want to play a wuss. 

[hotdogbsg]

Cassandra: You are the only threat I see.

 

Inquisitor: *Throws her to the ground and takes her in a manly fashion.*

[KainD]

Cassandra: You are the only threat I see.

 

Inquisitor: *Throws her to the ground and takes her in a manly fashion.*

 

Yup, nothing more manly than good ol rape. 

[KaiserShep]

Yup, nothing more manly than good ol rape. 

 

It was much more endearing when Wash said it.

[hotdogbsg]

Yup, nothing more manly than good ol rape. 

 

Eh, I was more channeling Firefly.

 

[KainD]

It was much more endearing when Wash said it.

 

Who?

 

Edit: Nvm

[Giant ambush beetle]

Cassandra: You are the only threat I see.

Inquisitor: I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS *mouth foams*

[NM_Che56]

 

 

So my question is how would your Inquisitor react in that situation? And what would they say as well?

 

 

Inquisitor Master Che: [Renegade Interrupt; smacks sword out of Cass' hand] If I was a threat, then you'd be dead and we wouldn't be having this pointless conversation.

[Tamyn]

"You're the only threat I see!"

 

"Sorry, woman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

[ShallowlLife9871]

" You're the only threat I see!"

 

*inquisitor pulls out an acoustic guitar and starts to play and sing.*

 

" and I see fire, hollowing souls, I see fire, blood in the breeze, and I hope that you remember me..."

[Mockingword]

I dunno how I'd respond to some psycho who just pulled a knife on me for no reason.

 

But I sure as hell wouldn't let her in my cool detective's club.

[Beerfish]

What can you say she's a straight shooter, if i was in her place I'd be rather suspicious as well.

[Eveangaline]

Inquisitor: "How can I be the only threat you see...when I am invisible!"

Cassandra: "You are not invisible"

 

Inquisitor: "I'm not?"

 

Cassandra: "No"

 

Inquisitor: "Aw...I thought I'd walk out with like, cool fade invisibility powers"

 

Cassandra: "...Yeah, I don't think you're much of a threat"