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[Excella Gionne]

"How many times have you stepped in a mess for your crew, hmm?"

[zestalyn]

Ashey: A million light years from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad. 

 

[themikefest]

femshep: Good. I don't offer my shower to anyone who wouldn't jump on a bomb for me

Traynor: You have terribly unrealistic standards

[Farangbaa]

Garrus: 'I had reach, but she had flexibility'

 

When he says it for the second time

[Ryriena]

Garrus: 'I had reach, but she had flexibility'

When he says it for the second time

Haha, and

You seem to have some tension. We could relive that together.

Garrus: I didn't know you would like contact sparing commander.

Shepard: That's not, what I mean.

Garrus: I didn't know you liked men with scars.

[Endurium]

Finch: "When we're through telling our story, the aliens will all know what the first human Spectre really is."

 

Shepard: "No. They won't."  *kills Finch*

[The Sarendoctrinator]

"The doctor's secret stays buried. Or I bury you." - Shepard, to the guy blackmailing Dr. Michel 

[Excella Gionne]

"Feasting on her biotic-rich blood will be the last step of my ascension to godhood!"

[TheOneTrueBioticGod]

"Feasting on her biotic-rich blood will be the last step of my ascension to godhood!"

I approve of this message. 

[DeinonSlayer]

Ashley: A million light years from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad. 

Shepard: *sits down*
Ashley: *facepalm*

[Obadiah]

Shepard gets a tattoo


Shep: This isn't what I was expecting.
Jack: That's why they call it a surprise dumb***.

[Obadiah]

At the Hammer forward FOB on Earth.
Kaiden: But how are you doing? Scared?
Shepard: I've got these bastards in my sights, Kaiden. Its them who should be afraid of me.

[ImaginaryMatter]

Shepard gets a tattoo


Shep: This isn't what I was expecting.
Jack: That's why they call it a surprise dumb***.

 

This is certainly one reason why I do like the Citadel DLC, the Jack content is amazing.

 

If only Destroy had an extended scene involving Jack finding Shepard by the tattoo(!!!)

[zestalyn]

*walks into Chora's Den with Garrus* 

Garrus: Hmm 

*walks into Chora's Den with Garrus a second time* 

Garrus: Huh 

..you got somethin to say honey? 

[DeinonSlayer]

*walks into Chora's Den with Garrus* 
Garrus: Hmm 
*walks into Chora's Den with Garrus a second time* 
Garrus: Huh 
..you got somethin to say honey?

I kinda miss being prompted for conversation with squadmates like that. Then again...

"Not in the middle of a fight, Shepard!"

[Excella Gionne]

"Yeah, but our women have so many of them...so sometimes I pretend to listen, and...well, let's just say krogan females have tempers too."

[Excella Gionne]

"Hey, Collector-looking *******, maybe go touch yourself?"

[Farangbaa]

I kinda miss being prompted for conversation with squadmates like that. Then again...

"Not in the middle of a fight, Shepard!"

 

I hear that line soooo much after changing my controls in ME1 to the ME2 controls (action button and sprint button the same)

[SporkFu]

"Hey, Collector-looking *******, maybe go touch yourself?"

Who said that? 

[Excella Gionne]

Who said that? 

Jack, who else?

[SporkFu]

Jack, who else?

Of course. I should have guessed. This is one of the reasons I like Jack. 

[Excella Gionne]

"You ran on the Citadel! You ran on Thessia!"

 

"Shut up!"

[SporkFu]

"You ran on the Citadel! You ran on Thessia!"

 

"Shut up!"

I wish shep could have just stopped and said, "Really? That's all you got?" 

[Excella Gionne]

I wish shep could have just stopped and said, "Really? That's all you got?" 

Kai Leng was a weak character for ME3 even if he existed before the events of 3. "We evolve, or we die."

[Ryriena]

Kai Leng was a weak character for ME3 even if he existed before the events of 3. "We evolve, or we die."

Or the oh so cringe worthy We fight, or die. That's the plan? I wanted her to say um Yeah, since y'all ignored me for the past six years. Kai leng ugh

But I just loved the "this is for Kahrrie you son of a bicth." He deserved to not be put in my Mass effect game I kind of wished Garrus or Shepard laughed and shot him. Then, we get the real hinch dude of the game a cloned version of Ashely or Kaiden. We had too convince them to help us because they had a control chip in them.