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#1676
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"This is Tuchanka's most recent scar, the last surface city to fall in the rebellions. The keystone was at the heart. It has survived wars, and the passage of centuries. It endures--like the krogan. If you wish to join Clan Urdnot, you must contemplate the keystone and its trials."

 

"What will happen?"

 

"Who knows? You must adapt. You must thrive, no matter the situation. Any true krogan will."


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#1677
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Paraphrasing:

 

"The results could be catastrophic....     That would be perfect!"

 

"That's not reconnaissance, that's sabotage."

"But If you blow some of 'em up, you can count them much better!"

 

"The Krogan are preparing for a large scale war! ... You can't really discern it from their normal behaviour..."



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Joker: "Any damage Commander?"

Shepard: "Negative. I'll retarget."

Joker: "Well, try not to blow up anything important."



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Mordin: "Excellent!  Affinity for destruction intact, Shepard." *sniff*


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"If I know Grunt, your answer is coming at muzzle velocity."

"You do know Grunt!"
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#1681
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"Your time is precious. Spend it wisely. And with those who care for you."



#1682
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"And Shepard. I like what you've done with the Normandy. Got tired of hanging around the cargo bay before. I still don't have a window like Liara does. But maybe that's because I don't kiss as well." [add Wrexs' trollface]"


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#1683
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Garrus: If you don't respect your enemies capabilities, you're in for one nasty surprise after another.

 

Aethyta: If it's all civlised, you're not doing it right.

 

Javik: I believe the Zaeed human is a prothean in disguise. I like that one. He and I have discussed conquering the galaxy after the Reapers are gone. Though I do not understand why he is always "damning" his god.

 

Javik: If he had been under my command, I would have marooned him in the desert, buried him in sand up to his neck, and let the wildlife feast on his eyes. If he had survived that, I would have rewarded him by shooting him in the head.

 

In fact, probably most of Javik's lines.


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#1684
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"Flatter me all you like: I'm still not feeding you fish."


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#1685
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If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical.


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#1686
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"C'mon Shepard. Get that second hammer going."

"There's a REAPER in my way, Wrex!"

"I know. You get all the fun."


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#1687
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Wreav: Give the Asari all the med-gel. They'll need a lot more of it than we will.


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#1688
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"Shepard? Heh! Shepard! Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha!"


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#1689
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Garrus: As charming as ever.

 

Jack: Bite me Garrus, better yet. Bite her. Probably how she likes it.


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#1690
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"If I know Grunt, your answer is coming at muzzle velocity."

 

They may as well have made this autodialogue, because there's no reason to pick the other options.


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#1691
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Joker: All right, here's another one. Dates back to the rachni wars... So a krogan and a salarian have landed on a rachni world for a top-secret mission. 
EDI: That is unlikely. Salarians rarely took part in raids on rachni-occupied worlds directly.
Joker: *sigh* Missing the point. So the two guys are climbing up a hill, going through this nasty geen fog... And as they get to the top, they come out of the fog, and the salarian sees thousands of rachni. He looks over at the krogan sand says, "Well, that makes me nervous." 
Joker: The krogan says, "You think thats scary? When this is over, I have to go back down through that fog by myself!" 
EDI: The implication being that the salarian soldier would be dead.
Joker: Yes. thank you for killing the 2,000-year-old joke.
EDI: That joke plays to racial stereotypes on both sides. The krogan appears brutish and insensitives, while the salarian appears weak. Stereotypes such as exemplified here led to the development and use of the genophage.
Joker: Well... Well, yeah. It's also one of the only jokes you'll hear both salarians and krogan telling. Comedy isn't really about being nice. Sometimes it's a way to air out the ugly things people think. 

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#1692
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"Flatter me all you like: I'm still not feeding you fish."


Wait.. what?

I've never heard this  :o



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Mordin: Certainly possible. Would require strengthening exercises. Get muscles to support weaker bone structure.
Joker: Right. Yeah, I can do that.
Mordin: Alloy of EDI's body not flexible like organic tissue. Could cause unintentional damage. Recommend pillows, cushions, possible gel packs.
Joker: Okay, that's a little weirder, but... yeah, all right. Cushions.
Mordin: Positioning critical to success. Can forward EDI charts, videos with relevant data. 
Joker: No, no-no! Let's, uh... EDI's pretty busy with, you know, stuff. Let's...uh, just send that to me. *cough* You're not gonna tell anyone about this, right? Like Shepard? Shepard doesn't really need to know. 
Mordin: Ah. Guarantee Shepard won't learn about it from me. 
Joker: He's standing right there, isn't he?
Eve: I wish I wasn't.

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#1694
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^Wat

 

I've never heard any of this. I really should explore the ship more between missions.



#1695
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I've never heard any of this. I really should explore the ship more between missions.

 

Just do a round after every mission, no matter how trivial and unimportant it seems.



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Wait.. what?

I've never heard this  :o

 

It's romance dialogue, and you'll miss it if you don't chat with Traynor between missions. 12:17 in.

 


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#1697
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Traynor: But I was wrong. Being here, watching you....You've shown me what it means to serve in the Alliance

femshep: Good. I don't offer my shower to anyone who wouldn't jump on a bomb for me

Traynor: You have terribly unrealistic standards


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#1698
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Spoiler

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#1699
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Liara: ...But there was one thing I was unable to verify. Did you really kill three Blue sun mercs with one bullet?

 

Garrus: Well, the third one died from a heart attack, so it's not fair to count him


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"I'm gonna take your head and mount it on a pike in the CIC."

*renegade interrupt*

"And then I'm gonna take his head and mount it next to yours."

*renegade interrupt*

"And then I'm gonna take both your heads and space them out the airlock!"


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