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[Isac23]

"Not now. Working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it's very intelligent. And toying with me. Hmm. More tests..." -Mordin

 

"Later better. Think I've cured Joker's condition. Simple treatment would... No, no, no, no. Would cause liver failure. Never mind. Start from scratch." -Mordin

 

"Having trouble working between your interruptions and EDI's insistence that 'insane' experiments endanger entire crew. Hard to concentrate. Affecting morale." -Mordin

 

 

Love 'im. 

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

A bullet to the head solves everything.

Apparantly a welder to the back does this too.

 

I know that now.

[Excella Gionne]

I know that now.

LOLOL! It's such a simple line, but it holds so much meaning and can be used in everyday life.

[Daemul]

Now, I am not at all a fan of the Citadel DLC, it doesn't belong in Mass Effect 3, but it does have some hidden quotable gems. 

 

"This vid FTL jumped me into puberty"

 

[Han Shot First]

'You're working too hard.'

Cathka's incredibly satisfying scream enhanced this badass line further.

 

That and pushing the Eclipse merc off the skyscraper on Ilium were probably the best renegade interrupts in the series.

 

 

Shepard: You got two ways down; Express or coach. Your choice.

 

Merc: Look pal, even I knew where he was I wouldn't tell you.

 

Shepard: Not the answer I was looking for.

 

Merc: I've got nothing more to say to you...

 

***Shepard shoves the merc out the window***

 

Merc: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!

 

Shepard: How 'bout goodbye?

[Battlemaster1313]

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian" We all laughed the first time we heard it, and cried at the last 

[Han Shot First]

Mess Sgt. Rupert Gardner: The Alliance and Council have thier heads buried so deep up their butt puckers they can't see squat. It'll take good ol' human ingenuity to defeat these Collector vermin. Only Cerberus knows that.

 

Too bad he wasn't on the ship in ME3. I miss his calamari gumbo.

 

I don't remember the exact dialogue, but I got a good laugh out of the bit where he tells Shepard that in addition to being the ship's cook, he is also it's plumber. "I wash my hands...most of the time."

[ImaginaryMatter]

"Wrex."

 

"Shepard."

 

"Wrex."

 

"Shepard."

[von uber]

"Show me."

But only after an entire trilogy romance.

[Han Shot First]

"Show me."

But only after an entire trilogy romance.

 

My favorite line from that scene was probably, "It would be easy for a single ship to get lost up there, wouldn't it?"

[Steelcan]

I don't remember the exact dialogue, but I got a good laugh out of the bit where he tells Shepard that in addition to being the ship's cook, he is also it's plumber. "I wash my hands...most of the time."

"heh..through the cracks"

[ZipZap2000]

Shepard: You. Big. Stupid. Jellyfish.

 

Shepard: You know what Blasto? I think you're a big stupid jellyfish...

 

Prothy the Prothean: Stupid human, it was obviously a clone.

[Excella Gionne]

"Commander."

 

"We did it."

 

"Yes, we did. It's quite a view."

 

"Best seats in the house."

 

"You ever wonder how things would've been different? How our lives would be if this... hadn't happened?

 

"Sure."

 

"I never had a family, Shepard. Never had children."

 

"There'll be time enough for that now."

 

"I think that ship has sailed."

 

"What about you? Ever think about settling down?

 

"I'm a soldier, Anderson. Like you. Not really fit for doing anything else."

 

"I don't know, Shepard. I think you'd make a great mom."

 

"Uh-huh."

 

"Think how proud your kids would be. Telling everyone their mom is Commander Shepard."

 

"I don't know about that... not everything I've done is something to be proud of."

 

"God... it feels like years since I just sat down."

 

"I think you earned a rest. Stay with me. We're almost through this."

 

"You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you."

 

"Thank you, sir. Anderson?"

[Farangbaa]

Tank-Grown Krogan: You fleshy things are slow when big things are in your way.

 

Just before that, Zaeed:

'Yeah, yeah, we get it; Krogan are strong.'

[FairfaxGal]

"Commander."
 
"We did it."
 
"Yes, we did. It's quite a view."
 
"Best seats in the house."
 
"You ever wonder how things would've been different? How our lives would be if this... hadn't happened?
 
"Sure."
 
"I never had a family, Shepard. Never had children."
 
"There'll be time enough for that now."
 
"I think that ship has sailed."
 
"What about you? Ever think about settling down?
 
"I'm a soldier, Anderson. Like you. Not really fit for doing anything else."
 
"I don't know, Shepard. I think you'd make a great mom."
 
"Uh-huh."
 
"Think how proud your kids would be. Telling everyone their mom is Commander Shepard."
 
"I don't know about that... not everything I've done is something to be proud of."
 
"God... it feels like years since I just sat down."
 
"I think you earned a rest. Stay with me. We're almost through this."
 
"You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you."
 
"Thank you, sir. Anderson?"

This dialogue really upset me. Actually just finding out Anderson was on the Citadel with me upset me. I remember thinking "what are you doing up here? You're supposed to survive!" I was hoping Anderson would be able to be with Kahlee after all this was over. Oh well.

[Excella Gionne]

This dialogue really upset me. Actually just finding out Anderson was on the Citadel with me upset me. I remember thinking "what are you doing up here? You're supposed to survive!" I was hoping Anderson would be able to be with Kahlee after all this was over. Oh well.

He was a casualty that could not be helped. Biiware did say you couldn't save everyone in ME3, although, that was a bit exaggerated.

[Hello!I'mTheDoctor]

"Jaime Lannister sends his regards" - Roose Bolton.

 

Damn it! Wrong series again!

[Farangbaa]

'Gravity is a mean mother, huh?' - Jacob, when using pull.

[RanetheViking]

Shepard: You know what Blasto? I think you're a big stupid jellyfish...

 

 

I like the Vorcha in that bit - "PROTHEAN NO LIKE YOU!"

[birefringent]

ME1:

Hackett: Ms. Al-Jilani's story on you just aired. You don't come off very well, she talked rings around you.

Shepard: I should've shot her, and dumped her body into a star.

Hackett: That wouldn't have solved the problem, but I'm sure it would've felt good though.

 

ME2:

Jim: How did you get in here anyway?

Shepard: This is my first time on the Citadel. I took a wrong turn, and ended up on those catwalks.

Jim: Oh, those are for the keepers. They use them to get around, and fix things.

Shepard: I'm just trying to find my way down. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to be here.

Jim: We keep it unlocked so the keepers can come through. When we don't, they disassemble the door.

 

ME3:

Please send this to an animal shelter for proper disposal, as a warship is not an appropriate.... woah woah.... That is not OK.

She messed with my hamster guys, now it's personal.

[ME_Fan]

"You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you."

 

Honestly the male Shepard version of this conversation is better. Anderson calling Shepard 'son' as opposed to 'child' is much more poignant, especially with an Earthborn Shepard.

[birefringent]

Jax: Sense of humour huh? It's going to get you killed some day.

[Farangbaa]

Kenneth Donnelly: Gabby, you'd say the Normandy is a she, not a he, right?
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: Of course. The Normandy's the sweetest girl there is.
Kenneth Donnelly: And EDI's a she. Tali's definitely a she.
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: What are you getting at, Kenneth?
Kenneth Donnelly: I'm just saying I'm feeling a wee bit threatened here. A lot of female energy, and I'm just one man.
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: You're such a dick.
Kenneth Donnelly: See! Look where your mind went. I've got to watch out for myself.

[Han Shot First]

Gabby: Kenneth, have you seen the new poker table up in the lounge? It's going to waste.

 

Ken: Well, I was thinking of inviting T'soni and Traynor up for a wee game of strip poker.

 

Gabby: Right. You're not going to invite Commander Williams too?

 

Ken: She seems like a sore loser, and I'm rather attached to my tender bits.

[themikefest]

Gabby: Kenneth, have you seen the new poker table up in the lounge? It's going to waste.

 

Ken: Well, I was thinking of inviting T'soni and Traynor up for a wee game of strip poker.

 

Gabby: Right. You're not going to invite Commander Williams too?

 

Ken: She seems like a sore loser, and I'm rather attached to my tender bits.

At that point I was romancing Samantha when I heard that and was hoping femshep would tell Ken off for saying that or at least mention something