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[Farangbaa]

EDI: Shepard, you are now possibly the only living organic who has experienced the Geth Consensus. Do you feel different?
Shepard: It was fascinating, mind-blowing... And I'm also a bit thirsty.
EDI: And just like that, the magic is gone.
Shepard: Did you just say what I think you said?
EDI: No.

[OPM_Lunacy]

*Grunt, drunk and sitting under the shower* (Citadel DLC)

"Sharks!!"

[Farangbaa]

Shepard: The Geth have had nearly 300 years alone down here (Rannoch)
James: Well, then I guess we're lucky they're not all wearing nukes for backpacks.

[OPM_Lunacy]

(when Grunt is drunk he is amazing )

"Salarians have wiggly arms" 

[Farangbaa]

Javik: In my time, we had a saying for times like this: kill him.

Wrex: Catchy, I like it.

 

If only this could've been my squad all game, it would be a glorious spectacle of destruction.

[birefringent]

Krogan bouncer 1: "What do you get when you cross a hanar and a volus?"

Krogan bouncer 2: "What?"

Krogan bouncer 1: "A gumball."

[ZipZap2000]

Krogans looking for fish: They don't let Krogan up on the presidium they say we're too violent. Damn Turians...should kill em all!

 

Mordin: Not now testing new Bio-weapon. Not on crew! Shouldn't have to clarify that but joker got nervous.

 

Jack: And Shepard, nobody ever asked about all this stuff before so thanks. And f*ck you.

[De1ta0m3ga]

Wrex: Tuchanka may be a pile of radioactive rubble, but it's our pile!

[themikefest]

Human customer: I hear this is the best place for food on Zakera ward

Turian shopkeeper: You heard wrong. This is the best place for food on the whole damn Citadel

 

Human customer: Fine,fine. I just need to pick up some spices. Amino-dextrous and amino-sinister, if you have it.

Turian shopkeeper: You don't mix your spice chirality. What cooking school did you say you went to?

Human customer: I don't go to a cooking school! I just want something tasty to put on a steak.

Turian shopkeeper: Why don't you just go to Fishdog Food Factory? It's on level 23. Ask for their Tummy-Tingling Tuchanka Sauce.

 

Human customer: Come on. Please. You have to help me. I need to make something nice. It's for a date.

Turian shopkeeper: Fine. Asari honey marinade. Made at an Ardot-Yakshi monastery by sad, tortured blue souls. Too sweet for a real connoisseur, but anyone willing to date you will probably be impressed.

Human customer: Hey, thanks!

[Cknarf]

"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

Fun fact: I never had my Shepard drink until I was 21 myself.  He's quite the alcoholic now.

[RanetheViking]

Okay this is from memory

 

"Tevos is a diplomat and comprimiser.  Valern's out of his depth. The Salarians like their wars won before they start. And Sparatus? I'd take what he offered. It's strange days when the Turians are the least hostile to humans".

[Excella Gionne]

"Human. You've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely of greater. That which you know as "Reapers" are your salvation through destruction. You will surrender your potential against the growing void. We return, and you will rise. You cannot stop us! We are the harbinger of your perfection! We will bring your species to harmony with our own. Your species will be raised to a new existence. We are beginning, you will be the end. Prepare for all domination! Prepare for our coming!" 

[Excella Gionne]

"Your smokes, your clothes, your... pride."

 

Damn, and I thought I was gettin' around with Turians. This guy must know what's up!

[ZipZap2000]

Wait. Krogan testicles?

 

Yeah they cost 10,000 credits each, that's 40,000 for a full set......Somebody out there's making a killing.

[RanetheViking]

"I remember a time before the Genophage. I remember the Hordes! Thousands and thousands of Krogan, swarming over our enemies. We were unstoppable!"

[Farangbaa]

Fun fact: I never had my Shepard drink until I was 21 myself.  He's quite the alcoholic now.

 

Bwahaha, that is awesome.

[SporkFu]

shep: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

Mordin: Good to know, given number of times we're ordered into hazardous situations. 

Grunt: Not often enough. 

 

Grunt is awesome. 

[SporkFu]

Samara: If you make me do anything dishonorable, I may need to kill you once my oath is fulfilled.

 

How cool is it that a woman sworn to an absolute strict moral code makes that sound sexy? 

[FOX216BC]

Renegade Maleshep version officer Dara. ME2

 

Officer Dara: Can i help you with something?

Shepard: I'm looking for an Asari warrior named Samara.

Officer Dara: Wait. Why? Do you have a problem, or ... Did she kill somebody already?

Shepard: I have now idea. Just tell me where she is. (Shep make me lol)

Officer Dara: If you insist. But fair warning: Watch yourself around Samara. Justicars have a nasty habit of shooting people.

[birefringent]

"Woke up looking at barrel of pearl-handled Carnifex. My M-98 in other room--another Black Widow standing over me."

 

"Your barriers is very similar to your morals," I said, and threw my biotic grenade.

 

"Had broken Omega's one rule... in more ways than one."

 

-Mordin S.

[Cknarf]

It's not a line, exactly, but the look on Aria's face when you wake up on the couch is pretty great.

[Farangbaa]

It's not a line, exactly, but the look on Aria's face when you wake up on the couch is pretty great.

 

???

 

Wake up on the couch.. Aria??

 

What is this?

[SporkFu]

???

 

Wake up on the couch.. Aria??

 

What is this?

Have a few drinks at the bar in Purgatory.... 

[Cknarf]

Shepard needs to slow down.

 

[Farangbaa]

Oh man... never done that.