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[Kenshen]

Grunt   "Damn your lettuce"

Grunt   "Sharks!"

[Vazgen]

"Anybody got something to eat?" 

Grunt is just awesome!

[SporkFu]

Reegar (if shep 'rallies the crowd' at Tali's trial): Damn straight. Tali's done more for this fleet than you a**holes ever will. You're p*ssing on everything I fought for, everything Tali fought for. So if you exile her, you may as well do the same to me.

 

Before shep and squad leave for the Alerei:

Xen: Tali'Zorah. Given the circumstances are you certain that speaking to me is appropriate?

Tali: I'm looking for imformation about the Alerei. I don't intend to bribe you in the middle of the plaza, admiral. 

Xen: What a wonderful specimen this is, a geth shell over standard 'mech interior. How did you convince a geth to work with you?

shep: Legion is working with me voluntarily. It's part of my team.

Xen: It has a name. Fascinating. The things I could learn under slightly different circumstances. 

Legion: This platform is not available for experimentation. 

Xen: Charming. I am pleased to see that the humans at least have not abandoned synthetics. This whole trial is a farce born of fear. 

...

shep: So the only reason you care about this is because Rael might have learned something valuable from the geth?

Xen: Indeed. If he has, then even in this accident we may find something worthwhile.

Tali: You want to create new AIs? 

Xen: No, Tali'Zorah. I wish to return the geth to the control of their rightful masters, the quarian race!

Legion: Geth behavioral changes from hacking only last until programs are restored from archival copies. We judge this plan unsound, creator-admiral. 

Tali: For once, Legion, we agree. 

Xen: We shall see, marvelous machine, we shall see. 

 

*sigh* that voice    ... If I were Legion, I'd be saying: Uhh, shepard-commander, you don't really need us for this mission do you? We will remain here, under house arrest, with this creator-admiral. See you when you get back.

[Vazgen]

 

Reegar (if shep 'rallies the crowd' at Tali's trial): Damn straight. Tali's done more for this fleet than you a**holes ever will. You're p*ssing on everything I fought for, everything Tali fought for. So if you exile her, you may as well do the same to me.

 

Before shep and squad leave for the Alerei:

Xen: Tali'Zorah. Given the circumstances are you certain that speaking to me is appropriate?

Tali: I'm looking for imformation about the Alerei. I don't intend to bribe you in the middle of the plaza, admiral. 

Xen: What a wonderful specimen this is, a geth shell over standard 'mech interior. How did you convince a geth to work with you?

shep: Legion is working with me voluntarily. It's part of my team.

Xen: It has a name. Fascinating. The things I could learn under slightly different circumstances. 

Legion: This platform is not available for experimentation. 

Xen: Charming. I am pleased to see that the humans at least have not abandoned synthetics. This whole trial is a farce born of fear. 

...

shep: So the only reason you care about this is because Rael might have learned something valuable from the geth?

Xen: Indeed. If he has, then even in this accident we may find something worthwhile.

Tali: You want to create new AIs? 

Xen: No, Tali'Zorah. I wish to return the geth to the control of their rightful masters, the quarian race!

Legion: Geth behavioral changes from hacking only last until programs are restored from archival copies. We judge this plan unsound, creator-admiral. 

Tali: For once, Legion, we agree. 

Xen: We shall see, marvelous machine, we shall see. 

 

*sigh* that voice    ... If I were Legion, I'd be saying: Uhh, shepard-commander, you don't really need us for this mission do you? We will remain here, under house arrest, with this creator-admiral. See you when you get back.

 

Xen is one of my favorite characters in the series! Claudia Black! 

[Han Shot First]

Claudia Black should voice a squadmate in the next ME game.

[Vazgen]

Javik the Trollean

 

Liara: This nightmare never ends.

Shepard: The hell it won't. We get to the artifact and we can all wake up.

Javik: Fifty-thousand years later.

 

[Cknarf]

I always use the [Rally the Crowd] option at Tali's trial.

'Cause Reegar.

[RanetheViking]

"I'm not a by-the-book kind of guy. I and I ****** people off".

[sirus1988]

"I've been trying to remember how many Cerberus Operatives I've killed. Lost track around fifty. Guess your Illusive Man's big on forgiveness."

 

"Cheaper labor they said.. Goddamn terrorists I said."

 

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."

 

"That's right. You're Commander Shepard, I presume? I hear we have a galaxy to save."

 

"Big Goddamn Heroes"

 

"Arma-*******-geddon"

 

Basically anything that comes out of Zaeed's mouth.

[Han Shot First]

Elcor advertising.

 

"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard him in the voice of elcor.”

[von uber]

Flatter me all you like, I'm still not feeding your fish.

[Dale]

"I've been trying to remember how many Cerberus Operatives I've killed. Lost track around fifty. Guess your Illusive Man's big on forgiveness."

 

"Cheaper labor they said.. Goddamn terrorists I said."

 

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."

 

"That's right. You're Commander Shepard, I presume? I hear we have a galaxy to save."

 

"Big Goddamn Heroes"

 

"Arma-*******-geddon"

 

Basically anything that comes out of Zaeed's mouth.

Right --

 

I'd love to sit in front of a fireplace (old English castle), alone with Zaeed and us both put away a box of green-wrapper DR cigars & a bottle of Lagavulin – and listen to all his exciting goddamn stories.

[RanetheViking]

'When he's not trying to sire half of Tuchanka he's the best thing to happen to the Krogan".

 

'He'll be there. He can't keep his hands off a fertile female".

[birefringent]

Javik: I told Liara that Protheans invented electricity. Heh heh. Asari will believe anything.

[themikefest]

"You ready? You and me, Traynor."

"Damn right. You and me."

[SporkFu]

Garrus: It's so much easier to see the world in red and blue. Green? I don't know what to do with green...

 

Oh wait... 

[Mordokai]

Garrus: It's so much easier to see the world in red and blue. Green? I don't know what to do with green...

 

Oh wait... 

 

Sneaky sneaky.

 

I'm almost drunk enough to buy it

[themikefest]

"What can I say? I'm a masochist?"

[Grieving Natashina]

Hmm, I just went through the entire thread and I'm very surprised that no one brought these up.  These are all from ME2

 

Garrus: You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators? [Referring to the first Mass Effect game]

Tali: [perturbed] No.

Garrus: [slyly] Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Mm...Maybe we'll talk later.

 

Captain Bailey: [about a petty criminal selling "bootleg" Virtual Intelligences] Actually he was selling one of you.

Shepard: Me?

Captain Bailey: Yeah, when you erased a file, it would say, "I delete data like you on the way to real errors."

Garrus: That's pretty extreme, Commander.

Shepard: Laugh it up, Garrus.

Captain Bailey: Buggy, though. It crashed every half hour and the error message was about how the galaxy was at stake and you should fix the problem yourself.

 

Jack: [Listing past "accomplishments"] Murder, assault, kidnapping, drugs, dealing, arson. Done it all, and that's the boring sh*t. Piracy, theft of military craft, destruction of a space station, and vandalism. That was a good one.

Shepard: Military's a hard target. Bet that made you some friends.

Jack: Shouldn't have left that thing unlocked. Besides, parades are boring. I helped.

Shepard: I'm surprised you even mentioned vandalism in that bunch.

Jack: That's what the hanar call it when you crash that space station I mentioned into one of their moons and make a new crater. They really liked that moon.

 

[birefringent]

Why not heplacore? Too unstable. Inconsistent results. Demozane better option. No, no, no. Demozane toxic to humans. Not an option. Not an option.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 "It starts as a cough, then you cough blood. And then, well... I shoot you." - Omega turian guard.

[ZipZap2000]

James and Javik in the kitchen.

 

James: Oh ok I get it. Haha. That's funny.

 

Javik: No you do not. I just made up, the joke is now on you human!

[RanetheViking]

"Remember when the Reapers had the toughest ground troops? Good times."

[Grieving Natashina]

Shepard: "Sovereign, vanguard of our destruction.  How's that working out for you big guy?"

 

 

 

Garrus: "And that's the moment when the universe ran out of ammunition."