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[Grieving Natashina]

A couple of more.  I've been taking a lot of screenshots this time around.

 

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[birefringent]

Vorcha Councilor: Prothean no like you.

[themikefest]

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[sH0tgUn jUliA]

"I haven't been shot in the head enough times to think that's a good idea." ... re: making Conrad a Spectre.

 

"My father fought in the Rachni Wars. My mother fought in the Krogan Rebellions. Well I don't know if she 'fought.' Commando stuff: blew up a space station, that sort of thing."

 

"Family... what a kick in the quad."

 

"First it was the 'user alerts,' then it was Towers of Hanoi, and now this. Can't you just fry the goddam acid-spitting cockroaches for f***'s sake?" ... whoops, sorry, that's from one of my slides.

[Grieving Natashina]

I can relate to this as a person, and so far it's my favorite quote in ME2:

 

[RanetheViking]

"Have you noticed older Asari are a bit more .. ample? Do you think they just keep growing?".

'I may spend my sunset years in an Asari retirement home".

[SporkFu]

EDIT: Oops. Wrong topic. 

[Excella Gionne]

"Those new humans are the worst. "Look, I can biotically throw myself through a wall."

 

"Like they invented biotics."

 

"Sure, it's flashy, but I've taken down an Atlas mech with just warp fields and a good biotic throw. That's really all you need."

 

"Plus some charging."

 

"Plus some charging, sure. But not through walls!"

 

"You think anybody's told them that doing that leaves them sterile?"

[Darius M.]

Hackett's lines in the conversation between he and Shepard was my favorite.

 

"Shepard, let me tell you something that I've learned the hard way. You can pay a soldier to fire a gun, you can pay him to charge the enemy and take a hill. But you can pay him to believe..."

 

"I don't follow, sir."

 

When you went up against Sovereign there was no good reason to believe you'd win; but your crew didn't seem to care, they went along anyway. Your trip through the Omega 4 relay?? That was a suicide mission if there ever was one, yet there your crew was, standing beside you; PROUD to serve." 

[birefringent]

A lot of women like bad boys.

That is a dirty stereotype. In my case it happens to be true, but still...

 

You see this drink? This drink is my only friend.

 

Is she alright?

You heard the gunshot and I'm still standing here.

 

Is it over?

I got her to take the medicine. What a waste of my time.

 

What sound will you make when you hit the ground. You think you'll hear it before you die?

 

This is why you humans have such a violent reputation.

[Lars10178]

"I'll chop your balls off and sell em to a krogan" is probably my favorite interrupt 

[BurningBlood]

"Turians are nuts - a whole civilization of war nerds.  Loyal viewers, but they write the creepiest fan mail."

[KaiserShep]

Javik: Do you notice that Athame looks Prothean?

Liara: What? That... can't be.

Javik? It is and it was. We were here, watching you grow. Athame was us.

 

All of Javik's lines on Thessia are great. Him revealing the truth behind asari history is fantastic.

 

 

Mysterious figure: I see you recovered from flopping on the floor like a fish.

Shepard: You'll have to do better than that. The last guy who trash-talked me was a few kilometers taller than you.

 

Javik: I am disturbed the "EDI" machine was made to look physically attractive. I suggest your "Joker" pilot undergo a examination.

 

Javik: The one advantage the machines have over organics is they can win staring contests. It is how we passed time between battles. When everyone has four eyes, competitions can last for hours.

 

I can't even imagine what it's like to not have him in the game anymore.

[Grieving Natashina]

Saren: I was afraid you wouldn't make it in time, Shepard.

Shepard: Had to wipe out a few hundred of your followers along the way. Sorry if I kept you waiting!

 

CAT6 Merc: Sh!t! That's a Prothean over there!

Javik: And that's a future corpse over there!

 

CAT6 Merc: "I think that turian they've got is Archangel! How the hell are we going to kill him?

Garrus: "You're not!" 

 

Garrus: Team Mako here! Showing Hammerhead how it's done!

Kaidan: Hammerhead here! Only because you're copying us!

Garrus: Mako here! If we were, we wouldn't be hitting anything!

Javik: This is team Prothean! And I have a higher body count than all of you combined!

 

 

 

Man, I love Javik.

Wanted to add this:

 

"They have a krogan.  Why don't we have a krogan?!?"

[DoomsdayDevice]

"A good leader is someone who values the life of his men over the success of the mission, but understands that sometimes the cost of failing a mission is higher than the cost of losing those men." - Anderson

[birefringent]

Brooks: You're all blind. You worship Shepard.

Tali: We worship Shepard? You made your own copy.

 

Vega: Hey, pendejo's. Our Shepard is better than yours.

 

-- Aw nothing beats good moral support

[KaiserShep]

Anderson in ME3: "God... feels like years since I just sat down."
 
To me it sums up a great adventure.

This kind of applies to a lot of NPC's as well. Months pass and that guy guarding Aria never once sits down.

[Grieving Natashina]

Brooks: You're all blind. You worship Shepard.

Tali: We worship Shepard? You made your own copy.

 

Vega: Hey, pendejo's. Our Shepard is better than yours.

 

-- Aw nothing beats good moral support

"I think we teamed up with the wrong Shepard!"

 

Citadel is just endlessly quotable.

 

Here's another line I love:

 

[Valdrane78]

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-****** in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s first law?

 

First Recruit: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

 

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

 

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

 

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it”! This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

 

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

[Grieving Natashina]

Here's one I read yesterday from your good friend and mine Javik.  This comes after the section with the Geth Collective when the Primes agree to join Legion and Shep:

 

"I thought the machines of my time were crazy."

 

 

 

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-****** in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s first law?

 

First Recruit: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

 

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

 

First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

 

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it”! This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

 

Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

 

Hehe, I've got that one screenshotted.

[chris2365]

A few of the top of my head:

 

''I made a mistake!''

 

''Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask them if honor matters. The silence is your answer''

 

''Some of us, can make it (gun) dance.

 A few people in galaxy have seen me in action, Garrus, they seemed impressed

 But I've actually seen you dance Shepard. No comment...

 You're going down Vakarian!''

 

''Joker, we have to go

 Damn it...''

 

''If this thing goes bad and we both end up there, meet me at the bar.''

 

''On my command, fire!''

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

"They're doing just fine. Tell your friends we're coming for them." *BOOM, fleet destroys Reaper* "Never mind. I'll tell them myself."

"Tell me something I don't know!" "Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!"

"Alarmed, yet entertained."




Garrus: (missing the 69 joke) It's thulium in case anyone cared. Turians have trace amounts of it in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.

Tali: Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrd!