VI Shepard: "And together, we can defeat anything."
VI Shepard: "..except a Reaper. Have you seen how big those things are?!!"
Tali: "I. Am. Going. To Die!"
Shepard: "How are you getting drunk, Tali?"
Tali: ... "through this emergency induction port."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali."
Tali: "Emergency. Induction. Port. Though I am having trouble getting it into the suit now. Think that means this is working."
Ashley: "uh...."
Shepard: "How did you end up in this sorry state, Lt Commander?"..."Did it involve a bottle?"
Ashley: "uh huh"
Shepard: "This empty bottle?"
Ashley: "Empty?! uhhh"
Shepard: "I could test the fire alarms. Or I could get Joker to sing to you over the comm."
Ashley: "I will pay you a million credits not to, Sir."
Shepard: "Make it two million."
Ashley: "You are a bloody Space pirate."
Shepard: "You are a bloody Space pirate....?"
Aahley: "Sir!"
Shepard: "Copy that! As you were, Lt Commander!"
Ashley: "mmmm; cold floor...."