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[Ryriena]

Anlois: Shepard arrest this ******. I'll make sure you never work in this area again

Parsnai: You've have the right to remain Silence. I wish to god you shut it.

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=hfjVlttWHcY

[KaiserShep]

^ I never realized how many times Wrex threatened to eat people on Noveria!  After I watched that video, there was a link to another one of Wrex telling Lorik, "They're fools. You should eat them." 

 

Now that I think about it, Noveria is comedy gold. 

Yeah Wrex has the best commentary on Noveria. The only reason I don't bring him most of the time is because I metagame around Garrus' comment in ME3 about accompanying Shepard to Noveria, Feros and Ilos.

[Ryriena]

Pretty much, I want to get the comments as well for Garrus.

[SporkFu]

James Vega (after killing a phantom on Cronos Station): Take that you flippy little b***h! 

 

After fighting them at various points in this insanity run, I completely endorse that statement. 

[Mrs_Stick]

"Alliance and Council have got their heads buried so deep up their butt puckers they can't see squat" Rupert Gardner

I love that cook/maintenance man on the SR2.

[ImaginaryMatter]

James Vega (after killing a phantom on Cronos Station): Take that you flippy little b***h! 

 

After fighting them at various points in this insanity run, I completely endorse that statement. 

 

Ya, Phantoms certainly are the most difficult thing in this game. The part I hate the most is when they go invisible when you're shooting at them and they're down to low health so you think they died. Only to have them run up and stab you 30 seconds later from out of no where.

[themikefest]

"Alliance and Council have got their heads buried so deep up their butt puckers they can't see squat" Rupert Gardner

I love that cook/maintenance man on the SR2.

It would've been nice to have him on the Normandy in ME3. I miss his calamari gumbo.

[ImaginaryMatter]

It would've been nice to have him on the Normandy in ME3. I miss his calamari gumbo.

 

Does any one know what did happen to him?

[Mrs_Stick]

Does any one know what did happen to him?

I like to think he is alive.

[mybudgee]

Every other thing Javik said

[SporkFu]

Ya, Phantoms certainly are the most difficult thing in this game. The part I hate the most is when they go invisible when you're shooting at them and they're down to low health so you think they died. Only to have them run up and stab you 30 seconds later from out of no where.

Indeed.  

 

Although my vote for most difficult are the three primes on Rannoch just before you wake the reaper. Not even multiple banshees and brutes during priority earth were as bad as those three. 

[Cknarf]

Right, man F*** those primes.  Such a pain.

[Ryriena]

Indeed.

Although my vote for most difficult are the three primes on Rannoch just before you wake the reaper. Not even multiple banshees and brutes during priority earth were as bad as those three.

Mine was the Reaper fight felt a chicken with the head cut off

[SporkFu]

Mine was the Reaper fight felt a chicken with the head cut off

That really caught me off-guard. On casual difficulty the laser beam doesn't follow you, it just shoots in a straight line, so you can run a little bit, stop, face the reaper and start aiming at it again pretty quickly. When I did my first insanity run just recently, I was like, "Holy Crap, I'm gonna die!"... then I kept running. 

[Ryriena]

I know right who ever thought that fight was a good idea needs to be feathered and Tar .

[quinwhisperer]

Oh god, there are so many great lines. Here are some of my favourites:
 

[When the alarm goes off as Shepard is scanned through C-Sec security during his/her first visit to the Citadel in Mass Effect 2]

Kasumi: I swear to God I didn't touch anything.

 

[Aboard the Derelict Reaper after the Reaper activates its kinetic barriers]

Kasumi: Trapped inside a Reaper. Could be worse. Don't know how but... I guess it could be full of rats.

 

Matriarch Aethyta: It was pretty clear she was leaving. Can't be the wise counselor when you're married.

Liara: Why not? 

Matriarch Aethyta: Sex appeal. Most species only pay attention if they want to have sex with you. So you have to be available, mysterious... 

Liara: What? That's not true! Shepard listens to me! 

Matriarch Aethyta: And how many times have you popped his thermal clip? 

Liara: Do you have to make it sound so... tawdry? 

Liara: If it's all civilized, you're not doing it right. 

 

Liara: I've written over a dozen studies on your species. I've published in several journals... 

Javik: Amusing. Asari have finally mastered writing. 

 

Liara: She's got reinforcements! 

Shepard: What kind of guns does this thing have? 

Liara: It's a taxi! It has a fare meter! 

Shepard: Wonderful. 

 

Liara: I find you so fascinating. You were marked by the beacon on Eden Prime! Touched by working Prothean technology!

Shepard: Sounds like you want to dissect me in a lab somewhere.

Liara: What? No! I didn’t mean to insinuate… I… uh… I didn’t mean to offend you, Shepard! I only meant that you would be an interesting subject for in-depth… study…Oh no… this sounds even worse… (mortifiedly stares at her feet)

 

Ashley: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

 

Shepard: I was only "mostly dead". Try finding that option on government paperwork.

 

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. [silence] That is a joke.

 

Shiala: Is it always like this? Yesterday's problems lingering in some new form? Isn't anything ever just fixed?

 

Liara: Azure is slang for a part of the asari body in some areas of Illium.

Shepard: Where?

Liara: Mainly the lower reaches, near the bottom.

Shepard: I meant "where on the asari body?"

Liara: So did I.

 

Matriarch Aethyta: Hey, if you know this idiot, can you rein him in before I slap his ass with a Singularity?

 

Merc Recruiter: Well, aren't you sweet? You're in the wrong place, honey. Stripper's corner is that way.

Shepard: [Pulls out her submachine gun] Show me yours, tough guy. I'll bet mine's bigger.

 

Liara: It's been two years. I didn't want to put pressure on you.

Shepard: Hey, I seem to recall enjoying the last time you put pressure on me.

Liara: Heh. Me too.

[SporkFu]

I know right who ever thought that fight was a good idea needs to be feathered and Tar .

 

I dunno, it was a lot more satisfying to kill it knowing I could die and have to start over at any second. And come on, you killed a reaper on foot. Think of all the mating requests* you're gonna get from the quarians for that 

 

* - referring to Grunt's loyalty mission in ME2. 

[Cknarf]

"Shepard? But... you're dead"

 "I got better."

That has got to be one of the most bad ass lines in the entire trilogy.

[Farangbaa]

"Shepard? But... you're dead"

 "I got better."

That has got to be one of the most bad ass lines in the entire trilogy.

 

It is, along with the line I started this topic with

[KaiserShep]

From ME1 on Noveria:

 

ERCS Guard: You're bluffing.

 

Wrex: You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you.

 

Of course, "They're fools. You should eat them." when talking to Lorik is still better.

[themikefest]

 

Ashley: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

 

 

 She says the same thing to Shepard during the evacuation scene in front of the beam.

[Kurt M.]

Ya, Phantoms certainly are the most difficult thing in this game. The part I hate the most is when they go invisible when you're shooting at them and they're down to low health so you think they died. Only to have them run up and stab you 30 seconds later from out of no where.

 

Invisibility is pretty much useless against a Nova

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Yeah Wrex has the best commentary on Noveria. The only reason I don't bring him most of the time is because I metagame around Garrus' comment in ME3 about accompanying Shepard to Noveria, Feros and Ilos.

I think one of my Shepards (the one I'm replaying now) did bring Garrus to Noveria at first, but then switched to Wrex by the time he started doing a whole bunch of illegal stuff like smuggling packages and stealing info from Lorik's office.  The real reason I played it like that was because I wanted Tali to talk Shepard out of killing the rachni queen, but with Garrus along she had the Renegade dialogue, so I had to go back and switch him out for Wrex. Not sure yet if I'll play it the same way this time, although Wrex did have another great comment when he let the rachni queen go. 

 

That really caught me off-guard. On casual difficulty the laser beam doesn't follow you, it just shoots in a straight line, so you can run a little bit, stop, face the reaper and start aiming at it again pretty quickly. When I did my first insanity run just recently, I was like, "Holy Crap, I'm gonna die!"... then I kept running. 

I still got a game over on Casual. I didn't think the beam would actually hit Shepard, so I wasn't trying to dodge it. *facepalm* 

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Some cool lines I've seen recently during my latest ME1 replay. The quotes are from memory, so the wording might be a little off. 

 

Shepard: I can be discreet. 

Turian Councillor: You detonated nuclear weapons on Virmire - I wouldn't call that discreet. 

(He's totally right about this Shepard, by the way. Same one who likes to bludgeon through bureaucracy.) 

 

Shepard: Nobody stabs me in the back, Udina. Nobody. 

(And after being metaphorically stabbed in the back, he got Anderson to literally punch Udina in the face.) 

 

Shepard: Everyone thinks I'm crazy. 

Wrex: Sometimes crazy is the best way to go. 

[Farangbaa]

Joker about muting EDI: