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[Maldini]

anything from the Illusive man.

[Khajiin]

Mordin: Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong

[Han Shot First]

Shepard: You better not stab me in the back, Grunt.

 

Grunt: I would never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face!

[Darius M.]

In ME2 last part of helping Thane with his loyalty mission and discussing Kolyat's future with Bailey.

 

Bailey: Your boy shot some people. No one I feel sorry for, but there it is.

 

After choosing paragon, cop-out (pardon the pun) response

 

Shepard:  I watched those people shaking down businesses and threatening humans. 

 

Bailey: But he can't just get away with it...

 

Shepard: The kid wants to make a difference, give him community service.

 

Bailey: Community service for attempted murder????       

[Daemul]

In ME2 last part of helping Thane with his loyalty mission and discussing Kolyat's future with Bailey.

 

Bailey: Your boy shot some people. No one I feel sorry for, but there it is.

 

After choosing paragon, cop-out (pardon the pun) response

 

Shepard:  I watched those people shaking down businesses and threatening humans. 

 

Bailey: But he can't just get away with it...

 

Shepard: The kid wants to make a difference, give him community service.

 

Bailey: Community service for attempted murder????       

 

I remember that and I agree with Bailey, Shepard is an idiot. He somehow got his way though 

[dorktainian]

I fight for freedom. Mine, and everyone's. I fight for the right to choose our own fate. And if I die, I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you. And I'll die free.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Javik: Commander, at times like this, my people had an ancient saying. Kill him.

 

Wrex: Catchy. I like it.

[gottaloveme]

James - 'Think you can talk and dance at the same time?'

Shep - 'Oh I can dance. . .'

 

ROFLOL

 

 

Shep - 'oh I can dance'

 

more ROFLOL

[themikefest]

That's enough. You're soldiers. Act like it!

[MissScarletTanager]

Oh god I've got so many favorites... let's see..

 

 

Commander Shepard: [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room? 
Garrus Vakarian: I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink. 
[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk] 
Garrus Vakarian: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible. 

 

 

Prof. Mordin Solus: [singing] I am the very model of a scientist salarian - I've studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian - I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology - because I am an expert which I know is a tautology! My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian - I am the very model of a scientist salarian! 
[long pause] 

 

 

Commander Shepard: What do you think our chances are Garrus? 
Garrus Vakarian: Honestly? The Collectors have killed you once, and all it seems to have done is ****** you off so... 

 

 

[Ashley is lying on the floor, hungover] 
Commander Shepard - Female: What have we here? 
Ashley Williams: Ma'am. I'm off duty. Your voice. Ma'am. Not... so... loud, please thank you. 
Commander Shepard - Female: Why are you curled up on the floor? 
Ashley Williams: Am I? My head... so heavy. Can't move. 
Commander Shepard - Female: Ah. Enjoy your evening? 
Ashley Williams: I'll be back in 30... Maybe 40, I swear. Just... give me 45 minutes. Shh. 
Commander Shepard - Female: Is it time to test out the fire alarms? You know, I think it is. 
Ashley Williams: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, ma'am. 
Commander Shepard - Female: Two million, and we have a deal. 
Ashley Williams: You're a damn space pirate. 
Commander Shepard - Female: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm. 
Ashley Williams: I hate you. 
Commander Shepard - Female: "I hate you...?" 
Ashley Williams: Ma'am. 

[Han Shot First]

 

*snip*

 

That line always cracked me up. "I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you."

 

...except using the Crucible, apparently. 

[Kynare]

"I said badass, not some scout whining like a Quarian with a tummy-ache!"

The whole Paragon speech during Mordin's loyalty mission was the bomb. And the companion comments afterward.

[themikefest]

That line always cracked me up. "I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you."

 

...except using the Crucible, apparently. 

I wouldn't be surprised if Shepard were to run back crying  to the Catalyst saying, Wait a minute Mr. Catalyst. I've changed my mind. I like to choose an ending

[birefringent]

"Stupid base ten math. That's what you get for having extra fingers."

[Vegeta 77]

Shepard: I don't know what drugs your're on but stay back and i won't shoot you.

[Cknarf]

C-Sec: I'm sorry sir, but I'll need you to remove any biotic amp you might be wearing.

Turian: What! Why?

C-Sec: Unfortunately sir, biotics can be used as a weapon. The rules require me to confiscate all amps. Could you please hand over yours?

Turian: I don't have one. I'm not a biotic.

C-Sec: Oh. When you objected I thought...

Turian: You humans are all racist!

 

C-Sec: I'm sorry, but I can't let you board a shuttle with that.

Turian: But this is a ceremonial item of my people!

C-Sec: Sir, it's a 15-centimeter serrated blade.

Turian: You humans are all racist!

 

C-Sec: You'll have to wait for the next shuttle.

Turian: You made me miss the last one!

C-Sec: You needed to go through security.

Turian: Why are you treating me like a criminal?

C-Sec: Because you tried to bring a 15-centimeter serrated blade on a public shuttle.

Turian: You humans are all racist!

 

Turian: I want to know when the next shuttle will get here.

C-Sec: There's one every ten minutes.

Turian: I don't want to wait that long.

C-Sec: I can't make the shuttles go any faster, sir.

Turian: You humans are all racist!

My headcanon name for him is Alus Sharptonus.

[Vegeta 77]

Etarn Tiron: Bring me back a geths head would you i'd like to turn one into a desk lamp.

[RanetheViking]

"Patience. Shepard older now. Slower"

"Hey! I heard that, Mordin!"

"Hearing still excellent, however"

[Excella Gionne]

It's been awhile since I've done this...

 

 

"Any word from your family?"

 

"They made it off Palaven. It was tight, but they're okay."

 

"We'll take every scrap of good news we can get."

 

"I wish I had more though."

 

"Why?"

 

"I just had to make a tough call with the Primarch. He said our fleets are being decimated, so I advised him to cease all offensive operations against the Reapers."

 

"A full retreat?"

 

"The only way to save Palaven now is to hold our ships back for the Crucible. But if I'm wrong, then a lot of other turian families won't be as lucky as mine."

 

"If it means anything, I would have given the Primarch the same advice."

 

"Yeah, there's that ruthless calculus again. Speaking of which, I hear the salarians are helping us out. How'd you manage that?"

 

"I made sure the genophage cure wouldn't work. It was the price for salarian cooperation."

 

"A few years ago I would have said you paid too much. But now, if there was a deal that could save Palaven I wouldn't be so certain. Did Mordin just go along with it?

 

"Well... Took some persuading."

 

"That devious little salarian. I'll be damned. You tricked Wreav."

 

"Can you blame me?"

 

"No, not at all. I can thank you for it. Wrex might have figured it out, but I guess Wreav is too stupid. Of course I can't actually tell him that, but wow. He doesn't know you played both sides. Remind me never to play poker with you."

[birefringent]

"Colossus! Problematic!"