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[JanetVanDyne]

Anything from Javik on citadel dlc.

[birefringent]

I remember back before the genophage. It was a glorious time.

I remember seeing the young writhing in the pools. The next generation of warriors picking up their first weapons to murder their weaker siblings.

I remember the hordes. Thousands and thousands of krogan swarming over our enemies. We were unstoppable.

When I took this station from the turian who controlled it, I ate his heart and wore his skull on my armor.

Intimidation, ritual, whatever you want to call it. I'm a very simple krogan, and long words bother me.

Now I sit in Aria's bar and drink the most expensive liquor she has. Asari honey-mead. They make it out at an Ardat-Yakshi monastery, where they keep bees and crazy blue women.

[dragonflight288]

Clone Shepard: I should go. *leaves.

 

Shepard: Do I really sound like that?

 

Wrex: I didn't want to say anything, but yeah.

 

Tali: We probably only have an hour's worth of air in here.

 

Shepard: I really sound like that? 

 

Tali: Maybe less if we keep talking. 

 

Shepard: I should go? No, maybe 'I should go?' How about I should go."

 

Tali: Time will run out.

 

Shepard: Oh, right. Glyph? Can you get us out?

[birefringent]

Not without an airlift.

[Quarian Master Race]

Every line by Admiral Xen

[Sylvan_Moon]

Shepard: I died.

Joker: Yeah, you were such a downer.

[warblewobble]

Mordin (on using incendiary ammo): "Flammable- or inflammable! Forget which! Doesn't matter!"

[sjsharp2011]

Shepard: I'm offering to be your friend you don't want to be my enemy

Garrus: They have a way of dying

[dragonflight288]

Shepard: *to Joker* You know, I was just thinking how much you reminded me of Santa Claus. 

[Vazgen]

Admit it, Commander. You'll miss me.

Not at this range I won't

[Sylvan_Moon]

Tali: Emerrrrrrgennncy induction port

Shepard: That's a straw, Tali.

 

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Wrex: That's why I love you guys. Why shoot something once, when you can shoot it forty-six more times?

[Linkenski]

" The scientists say it's elegant... Massive in scope, yet, strangely simple as well" -Hackett / Mac not being able to properly describe the Crucible because they don't know what it is.

[Sylvan_Moon]

(During taxi chase scene at LotSB)

 

Liara: She's got reinforcements!

Shepard: What kind of guns does this thing have?

Liara: It's a taxi. It has a fare meter.

 

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(same scene as above)

 

Liara: Truck.

Shepard: I know.

Liara: TRUCK!

Shepard: I KNOW!

[Reedirector]

I suspect this might have been mentioned before, but I didn't see it and that surprised me because I think it's possibly the best line in the entire series:

 

Shepard: What did you have in mind?

Garrus: Something that doesn't involve fighting the reapers.

Shepard: I don't think they've conquered the bar yet. 

 

Meer's delivery is exceptional. He really pulled his weight in ME3.

 

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Also, shout-out to the elegantly simple Liara romance scene

 

I am yours

[Kynare]

I suspect this might have been mentioned before, but I didn't see it and that surprised me because I think it's possibly the best line in the entire series:

 

Shepard: What did you have in mind?

Garrus: Something that doesn't involve fighting the reapers.

Shepard: I don't think they've conquered the bar yet. 

 

Meer's delivery is exceptional. He really pulled his weight in ME3.

 

Ahaha. The Renegade option is great too.

 

Shepard: I suppose we could catch a hanar poetry reading.

Garrus: No offense, but if the end of the galaxy is coming, I'm not going out on the phrase "This one feels like a flower..." 

[Kynare]

Well looky here:

 

 

Two other people mentioned it. That's helpful. :D

[Eezay]

Liara: [surrounded by enemy troops] Their attacks are disorganized. They'd be more effective if they all attacked at once.
Shepard: Please don't give the mercs ideas.
Liara: [more troops arrive] The next wave looks like a big one.
Shepard: You just had to give'em tactical advice.
Liara: But now there'll be fewer left to deal with inside.
Shepard: Keep dreaming, T'Soni.

[WizzyWarlock]

Traynor: Flatter me all you like, I'm still not feeding your fish.

[RanetheViking]

Ensign Whatshisface: ... "Joker. This deck is crawling with them things. Stick with me and I'll get you to Engineering."

[Ensign Whatshisface then runs around the first corner and gets rag-dolled back the way he came.] "Aargghh!!

[Reedirector]

Despite a lot of unnecessarily sexist comments, Ken Donnelly has some cracking lines. My favourite might be:

 

"You've obviously never experienced the peat aroma of a fine Islay scotch" (in response to why American Bourbon is why The Illusive Man is evil)

 

Also, I have to mention the Garrus shooting scene again. All of it was pure class. "I am Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favourite spot on the citadel!"

 

"King of the bottle-shooters. Glad to have you around, Garrus. Never know when the bottles might revolt."

[Sylvan_Moon]

(Meeting Jack at Grissom Academy with a romanced Garrus)

Garrus (sarcastically): As charming as always.
Jack: BITE ME, Garrus! Better yet, bite HER. Probably the way she likes it.


Shepard (headcanon thought): How'd she know?!

[Vazgen]

Shepard (headcanon thought): How'd she know?!

Kasumi or EDI

[BurningBlood]

"Always a pleasure to see you work, Commander."  - Major Kirrahe

 

He just sounds so satisfied as he says it.

[Winterking]

"I’m going to hunt down the ****-for-brains inventor of this crooked game and pull his inspiration through his arsehole. Probably some smart-arsed salarian bastard."

 

Zaeed Massani

[Reedirector]

"I was born in London" - Admiral David Anderson, twice