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[Han Shot First]

Renegade Shepard seeing the Thorian.

Shepard: Nothing's ever simple, is it?

 

One of the other choices in that scene was funny as well.

 

"We are going to need bigger guns."

[Vazgen]

"It's mostly a lot of running and shooting and usually, somewhere in there, a button needs pushing. But Shepard always hogs that part. “

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Remember the old days when we could just slap omni-gel on everything?

[RanetheViking]

Who says that? I've had a variation when I go Renegade/bottom option and say everyone learned from me... and Garrus waves it off, saying pushing buttons isn't anything. Don't remember the exact line though.

Garrus says it at the Citadel DLC party. If you go back and forth between groups without clicking the "conversation" button you hear them discussing the subject.

[Quarian Master Race]

"tell me about your immune system!"

"I have a shotgun"

[Vazgen]

Garrus says it at the Citadel DLC party. If you go back and forth between groups without clicking the "conversation" button you hear them discussing the subject.

^This

In the kitchen, when Traynor says she has trouble fitting in.

[aoibhealfae]

"I fought. My whole family fought and got hit by an artillery strike for their trouble. I got buried under rubble. If they saw me, they left me for dead."

 

or

Kaidan : "Its been a long time since I met a woman who aa...."

Joker : "Bridge to Commander Shepard. We're five minutes out to the Mu relay."

Shepard : "You know I don't think I have all my stress work out yet."

Kaidan: "JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE! I swear though if anything happened to you. Take care Shepard." <------ this. I kinda hate how it broke the immersion but its always hilarious.

[MrGDL87]

*Miranda's Loyalty Mission*

 

Miranda: Take you best shot!

Enyala: I was just waiting for you finished getting dressed or does Cerberus let you wh*re about in that outfit?

Jack: I like her, are we still recruiting?

 

I love Enyala's snarky comment and Jack's reply as well . I hope there are more snarky enemies in the next game.  

[KaiserShep]

"Bullsh*t!" ~Shepard

[themikefest]

*Miranda's Loyalty Mission*

 

Miranda: Take you best shot!

Enyala: I was just waiting for you finished getting dressed or does Cerberus let you wh*re about in that outfit?

Jack: I like her, are we still recruiting?

 

I love Enyala's snarky comment and Jack's reply as well . I hope there are more snarky enemies in the next game.  

What's even funnier is Miranda sending the asari flying through the air across the screen. 

[Excella Gionne]

"tell me about your immune system!"

"I have a shotgun"

Proof! Quarians have shotguns as immune systems. Could that bum hold ammo?

[KaiserShep]

Proof! Quarians have shotguns as immune systems. Could that bum hold ammo?

 

It's all in the hips. 

[Linkenski]

Spoiler

lmao. I always noticed this. It looks like he just became self-aware of his mistake.

[Mineko]

Did we break anything last night? I don't suppose you need anything around here... calibrated.

Yeah, okay. Maybe I should stop saying that word, but only if Liara stops saying "by the goddess"

His voice imitating Liara gets me every. single. time.

Also

I love you, Grunt.
Heeee-heeee-heeee

[Quarian Master Race]

Proof! Quarians have shotguns as immune systems. Could that bum hold ammo?

who needs an immune system when you've got a Claymoar?

[dragonflight288]

Clone Shepard: I should go.

 

Real Shepard: Do I really sound like that?

 

Wrex: I didn't want to say anything, but yeah.

 

Tali: We have about an hour of air in here.

 

Shepard: I REALLY sound like that? I should go....I should go?

 

Tali: Less if we keep talking...

 

Shepard: I mean I really sound like that? Oh, right. Glyph! Can you let us out?

 

***

 

Shepard: You know, if you told me this morning that a toothbrush would help save the Normandy, I'd be really skeptical. 

 

***

 

Shepard: We are going to need bigger guns.

 

***

 

Shepard: *to Joker* You know, you were just beginning to remind me of Santa Clause. 

 

***

 

EDI: Don't worry, I only forget to recycle the air when I find something really interesting.

 

Shepard: *slowly backs away with an extremely disturbed look* 

 

EDI: That was a joke. 

[dragonflight288]

Shepard: Supplies seem tight. I think I saw some people fighting over a thermal clip.

 

Conrad: A what?

 

Shepard: Thermal clip...sorry, it was a joke.

 

Conrad: What's a thermal clip?

 

Shepard: We use them to cool our weapons.

 

Conrad: I see....wait, what! That seems like a giant step backwards. Didn't the weapons used to cool automatically?

 

Shepard: Well, yes. But after the Geth attack on the Citadel we switched them out. 

 

Conrad: And the weapons still cool themselves naturally?

 

Shepard: No. We had to remove the old cooling sinks in order to apply the upgrade. 

 

Conrad: We're back to the days of limited ammunition.

 

Shepard: It's not ammunition. Thermal clips allow our weapons to fire with more power and cool rapidly.

 

Conrad: It still seems like a stupid idea.

 

Shepard: Tell that to every major military in the galaxy that uses it. 

[Vazgen]

EDI: It is strange moving through the Normandy without sensory access or control. I feel... blind.

Javik: Watch out for the airlock. Hah. 

EDI: Thank you.

[dragonflight288]

Garrus: I'm Garrus Vakarian and THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel. 

[aoibhealfae]

favourite line today

Spoiler

while looking at the subject of interest instead of the scenery...

[gottaloveme]

favourite line today

Spoiler

while looking at the subject of interest instead of the scenery...

 

Of course you would find this

[aoibhealfae]

so adorable.. can't help it