Grunt (I think) - Shepard you idiot - your'e shooting at me ![]()
or
Wrex: Shepard
Grunt: Shepard Shepard Shepard
Wrex: Shepard
Shepard: Wrex Grunt
Grunt: Shepard
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"Sword, this is Commander Shepard. Fire on my command."
"Adolescence?! Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?"
Liara : "What was that?"
Wrex : "Probably debris. If you have a panic attack, I'll protect you."
Liara : "What was that?"
Wrex : "Probably debris. If you have a panic attack, I'll protect you."
Wrex also says this to Kaidan - funny
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Proof! Quarians have shotguns as immune systems. Could that bum hold ammo?
If Tali could hold ammo in there - what couldn't Miranda hold?
Dr. Chakwas: You know, it occurred to me that you never call me by my first name.
Shepard: Neither do you.
Chakwas: And I never will. You are Commander Shepard, savior of the Citadel, destroyer of the Collectors, and the only hope for this galaxy. Calling you by your first name will be a disservice to every soldier who dies in this war.
Shepard: ....that doesn't make any sense.
Chakwas: Then consider it a woman's prerogative.
Selyana at the Casino charity do.
'....what is it humans say? stiff one in the lips?
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Her and her friend remind Shephard why she likes killing Eclipse mercs.
James, is that you breathing so hard?
I laughed a little ![]()
Okay, but... think about it this way: shut up.
Joker is becoming one of my favourite characters ever. He makes me laugh my ass off. Love the guy.
Shepard: You watch this vid often?
Tali: Every sleepover, me and my friends watched it. We even memorized the lyrics for the musical....OH! We can activate Sing-a-long mode!
Tali: *bursts into song*
Wreav: Unlike their attack on the turians, it seems the Reapers are taking it slow with us, playing it safe. They know the minute we enter this war, their days are numbered.
EDI: Or perhaps they don't see your species as significant enough.
Wreav: I don't like her.
Shepard: "Is it time test the fire alarm? You know I think it is."
Javik: Commander, at times like this, my people had an ancient saying. Kill him.
Garrus: Your people had 'times like these'? Because in our cycle, this is pretty uncommon.
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Joker :Alliance ships are inbound to pick up survivors, Commander. We will be long gone by the time they get here
Shepard :They get as much as a glimpse, you're restricted to decaf.
Joker : Great, might as well serve it in the airlock. Such a hardass.
Meanie Shep, poor Joker.
Aria T'Loak: Shepard remains cool under pressure. Mind clear. S*** together.
This has become my insanity playthrough mantra.
I'll admit to gibbing my class to engineer and back just to hear that line if I'm not doing a renegade run. ![]()
-edit wow I just realized the I was on page 8 of this thread for some reason
Mordin: "Remember, still need tissue sample."
Wreav: "Better not hurt!"
Mordin: "No promises!"
Javik,
I had a dream, is was horrible i was asleep for fifty thousand years and the galaxy was ruled my primitives.
(forgive me for failing to get the exact wording I'm on ME1 at the moment when i get to ME3 ill get it right and repost it ![]()
Turian: Sorry about the inconvenience sir. Our scanners seem to think that you're....dead.
Shepard: Technically I was only mostly dead. Try finding that option on a government form.
James: Hey, Commander. You see that krogan female? Mh-mh-mh *shakes head*
Shepard: Up close and personal.
James: I think the males got the pretty gene.
Oh Vega... ![]()
Javik: The Krogan are very strong, I believe it would take up to 100 pyjaks to defeat one.
I don't know why but that line always cracks me up.