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[Murder Knife]

Haha, wow, Conchita actually won? This is amazing.

[Caja]

I missed most of the song contest but managed to see the short reviews at the end and the verdict. I think it is kind of cool that Conchita won. Congrats, Austria.

 

Edit 'cause of typo.

Modifié par Caja, 11 mai 2014 - 12:53 .

[Khayness]

Haha, wow, Conchita actually won? This is amazing.

 

Imagine the uproar otherwise.

[TheChris92]

Best part about the show -- Pilou Asbæk and the Swedish singer.

[MadParrot]

France's I want to have a moustache: 2 points and last place

Austria's Conchita: 290 points and first place

 

If nothing else, the irony of this year's results is oh so delicious.

[Murder Knife]

Imagine the uproar otherwise.

As if there is no uproar now that she's won. Just take a look at the comments in the youtube videos of her performance.

[Murder Knife]

France's I want to have a moustache: 2 points and last place

Austria's Conchita: 290 points and first place

 

If nothing else, the irony of this year's results is oh so delicious.

The lesson learned: It's not enough to simply want facial hair to win this contest. You've got to actually have it.

 

The power of the beard compels you.

[Dutchess]

LMAO, finally the Netherlands are doing well, and then we lose from a transvestite with a beard. That's.... I don't know. Hilarious and tragic at the same time. Still: second place is awesome after so many years of failure.

[MadParrot]

LMAO, finally the Netherlands are doing well, and then we lose from a transvestite with a beard. That's.... I don't know. Hilarious and tragic at the same time. Still: second place is awesome after so many years of failure.

 

You'll have your day eventually. "Hell will freeze before we win Eurovision" used to be a common joke here, then came 2006.

[Sir DeLoria]

No 'Murica?
 
Obviously we are not involved because our music is far superior to European music and we would win very easily due to this.

Funny how the vast majority of modern rock, pop and electronic music is of British origin and most of the great names of the late 20th century are British. Some examples:

David Bowie, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Joy Division, New Order, Queen, Elton John, Depeche Mode, Dead or Alive, Bauhaus, the Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Gang of Four, Big Country, the Police (Sting), Oasis, Blur, the Stone Roses, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, Ultravox, the Smiths, Elvis Costello etc etc

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The lady with a beard with awful voice wins. I think it was the anti-Christ!

 

Now I'm so disappointed in EV I won't watch it in the next years. Anyway I random singer from the 1950s was better than all of them combined.

[Aolbain]

Aw man, San Marino didnt win.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

I've never watched Eurovision, but I'm glad the bearded lady won just to ****** people off. Haha suck it!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I've never watched Eurovision, but I'm glad the bearded lady won just to ****** people off. Haha suck it!

 

BS hipster propaganda... You suck it.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

Aw, why are you so mad? Are you scared of the big bad beard?

Just imagine the beard lady next to you, rubbing her bearded cheek against yours while she sings to you, the thick hairs scratching your tender skin. There there. The bearded lady will make it all better. 

And I do suck it, and I enjoy it very much.

[FranskeKartofler]

I was rooting for Austria the whole time. Damn sexy beard! Haha. Also the fact that she's a man.

 

Anyway, Basim (the singer representing DK) is a fine guy and all, really nice and energetic, and humble! I just don't think he was good enough a singer for Eurovision, especially not when he's representing the host country.

 

I'm just glad Austria won. We got our victory last year; two in a row would be too much. Not that we had to worry about winning anyway.

 

Edit: What did you people think of the three hosts (Nikolaj Koppel, Lise Rønne and Pilou Asbæk), by the way?

Modifié par FranskeKartofler, 11 mai 2014 - 07:47 .

[slimgrin]

It's like the worst of Merica exported to other countries. I knew we would pay some day...

[Eternal Phoenix]

Aw, why are you so mad? Are you scared of the big bad beard?

Just imagine the beard lady next to you, rubbing her bearded cheek against yours while she sings to you, the thick hairs scratching your tender skin. There there. The bearded lady will make it all better. 

And I do suck it, and I enjoy it very much.

 

You think that was a beard? This is a beard:

 

 

Seriously. That transvestite had a stubble and it wasn't even a good stubble. I'm pretty sure Kaiser Arsakes could snap that twig in half though. So he has nothing to fear from the worst drag queen in history.

 

Yep, Eurovision was a joke. Austria's song wasn't even that good (it was okay but didn't compare to other entries). I thought Russia, Sweden, Germany, Romania and Spain were better but they didn't get anywhere near the top once again proving what a political motivated competition this is.

 

Eurovision was made worst with the constant comments by Graham Norton here in the UK calling the transvestite a "she." What's up with this political correctness? The guy deliberately dressed up as a woman and grew a beard. He down-right said it was a drag act. It's bloody okay to accurately call the guy a man. Jesus. Here he is before this:

 

 

Two years ago we get Euphoria (tips fedora). This year we get this crap. Well at least France didn't win I suppose with "I have a mustache!!!"  song, Jesus. That song was pathetic. UK (as usual) put on a very poor performance. Poland's song was hilariously bad. Ah, you know what? I think I will stop watching Eurovision. What a bloody joke it is...

[slimgrin]

I don't get tired of saying it, everything is better with a beard and ladies are no exception.

 

I liked this one though:

 

 

The banjo guy is "11/10 would metal with".

 

I just see a bunch of candy asses.

[VelvetStraitjacket]

You think that was a beard? This is a beard:

 

 

Seriously. That transvestite had a stubble and it wasn't even a good stubble. I'm pretty sure Kaiser Arsakes could snap that twig in half though. So he has nothing to fear from the worst drag queen in history.

 

Yep, Eurovision was a joke. Austria's song wasn't even that good (it was okay but didn't compare to other entries). I thought Russia, Germany, Romania and Spain were better but they didn't get anywhere near the top once again proving what a political motivated competition this is.

 

Eurovision was made worst with the constant comments by Graham Norton here in the UK calling the transvestite a "she." What's up with this political correctness? The guy deliberately dressed up as a woman and grew a beard. He down-right said it was a drag act. It's bloody okay to accurately call the guy a man. Jesus. Here he is before this:

 

 

Two years ago we get Euphoria (tips fedora). This year we get this crap. Well at least France didn't win I suppose with "I have a mustache!!!"  song, Jesus. That song was pathetic. UK (as usual) put on a very poor performance. Poland's song was hilariously bad. Ah, you know what? I think I will stop watching Eurovision. What a bloody joke it is...

 

Why are you girls getting so worked up? LMAO. It's a stupid song contest. The lady with the drawn-on beard won, get over it.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I was rooting for Austria the whole time. Damn sexy beard! Haha. Also the fact that she's a man.

 

 

I'm just glad Austria won. We got our victory last year; two in a row would be too much. Not that we had to worry about winning anyway.

 

 

 

This pop-classical guy from Austria is trembling in his grave right now because of that song:

 

[Chashan]

Haven't watched the thing, and I guess I didn't miss too much.

 

What I find worst about the entire event is that pretty much across the board, it's English lyrics only. Cringe-worthy, really.