still more reasonable than the "delete my account mods because you suck and dual wielding isn't a thing anymore" guy.
I liked "THE DRAGON AGE KEEP ISN'T FOR CONVENIENCE! ITS FOR EA TO (something about money stealing viruses) IN MY COMPUTER!"
Dude was serious too.
I also liked one dude saying he wouldn't buy the game because the "gameplay" trailer not being an actual 20 minute in depth conversation of tactics and systems.
I liked "THE DRAGON AGE KEEP ISN'T FOR CONVENIENCE! ITS FOR EA TO (something about money stealing viruses) IN MY COMPUTER!"
Dude was serious too.
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This is why it's so hard to parody this stuff! I could declare that I'm cancelling my pre-order because the box will contain a horde of mind-controlling nanites and a live snake, but I'm not convinced there isn't someone out there who believes it.
This is why it's so hard to parody this stuff! I could declare that I'm cancelling my pre-order because the box will contain a horde of mind-controlling nanites and a live snake, but I'm not convinced there isn't someone out there who believes it.
When the box art was released there was one super unhappy dude that sticks out to me. Something about how he doesn't know if he'll buy the game since the colour palette has changed from red/white to black/green.
Kept going about how he displays his games and now he's going to have to make a custom cover if he gets it "but it just don't be the same"
You mean "whatnow(some numbers)" ?! Dude would capitalize every second sentence and then talk about how long they'd been gaming. You know, the one that made 6 consecutive threads about the keep asking the exact same questions.I liked "THE DRAGON AGE KEEP ISN'T FOR CONVENIENCE! ITS FOR EA TO (something about money stealing viruses) IN MY COMPUTER!"
Dude was serious too.
I also liked one dude saying he wouldn't buy the game because the "gameplay" trailer not being an actual 20 minute in depth conversation of tactics and systems.
You mean "whatnow(some numbers)" ?! Dude would capitalize every second sentence and then talk about how long they'd been gaming. You know, the one that made 6 consecutive threads about the keep asking the exact same questions.
"Blah blah blah 56k upload speed blah blah"
I'd forgotten about him. The guy still in 1996 with his internet.
There was another guy. I only seent him the one time though
No hardcore nudity boning filled graphic sex scenes? Pre-order cancelled.
Oxmen but no catgirls?
**** YOU EAWARE I WANT MY NEKOS!
*cancels pre-order*
Does not preordering count as precanceling my preorder?
in this thread, everything counts as canceling your pre-orderDoes not preordering count as precanceling my preorder?
I can't sex up ALL the pixels?!?!?!?
PRE-ORDER CANCELLED! DOWN WITH THE FALSE PROPHETS!
Varric's STILL carrying a crossbow and his hair is the wrong color?! Canceled!
But... but... Orlais...*re-ordered*
Whaddaya mean you cut content?! Canceled!
But Cullen is in it... ok I'll order it. Again.
The devs won't release ALL the info and Da Gator is mocking fans for demanding Follower Fridays?! I am SOOOO done! *canceled*
Seriously, I haven't pre-ordered even once though. I'm waiting to see if any "UBER" editions become available. Buying the game is a foregone conclusion, pre-order or no. 
And where the frak is my Old God Baby? Canceled times infinity!
Sorry. Couldn't resist. 
WHERE IS DAGNA, BIOWARE?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MADE ME LOVE A CHARACTER MORE THAN MY OWN SISTER, AND I NEVER SEE HER?! ALL I'VE SEEN OF HER IS ARTIFICER DAGNA. WHO IS THAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHOW ME A CUTE LITTLE DWARF NERD OR ELSE.... I.... I.....
Preorder Cancellation in progress.
WHERE IS DAGNA, BIOWARE?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MADE ME LOVE A CHARACTER MORE THAN MY OWN SISTER, AND I NEVER SEE HER?! ALL I'VE SEEN OF HER IS ARTIFICER DAGNA. WHO IS THAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHOW ME A CUTE LITTLE DWARF NERD OR ELSE.... I.... I.....
Preorder Cancellation in progress.
*whisper in Lillian's ear* There are no weaves! 
1. What do you mean, the LIs aren't all bisexual? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROMANCE WHOEVER I WANT NOW, BIOWARE?! MY POOR LADY INQUISITOR MIGHT NOT GET TO LOVE WHOEVER SHE WANTS. SHE MIGHT NOT GET THE DRAMATIC HANDS OR CASSANDRA. THEN SHE'LL BE ALL ALONE, SAVING THE WORLD.
ALONE.
2. And why no Nevarra or Free Marches?! You make a cool place with Necromancers and a thing called a 'Necropolis', and don't let me go there? Then there's Kirkwall with it's bland Kirkwall-ery that could look SO MUCH COOLER in the Frostbite engine!!
3. WHY NEW PROTAGONIST? Y U NO LET ME PLAY AS HAWKE AGAIN? I haven't seen a single thing hinting at the Inquisitor's personality but I can already tell they're gonna be dumb and boring and lame because THEY'RE NEW. AND THE INQUISITOR. WHICH MEANS THEY AREN'T THE CHAMPION. AND I WANT MA CHAMPION BACK ;-;
Future pre-order cancelled! 
I liked "THE DRAGON AGE KEEP ISN'T FOR CONVENIENCE! ITS FOR EA TO (something about money stealing viruses) IN MY COMPUTER!"
Dude was serious too.
I also liked one dude saying he wouldn't buy the game because the "gameplay" trailer not being an actual 20 minute in depth conversation of tactics and systems.
I missed these sadly, they sound fun. I was there for both dual-wielding warriors posters though
Red Jenny hasn't been mentioned at all
Preorder Cancelled.
I just found out the Inquisitor ISN'T the Warden.
CANCELLED.
There are too many choices to choose from..... preorder cancelled.
(actually all but 5 dollars left to pay it off completely already 
)
No Plastic looking Zevran, No infamous repeating cave, No kirkwall.
Preorder Not Placed.
(Yep still debating on the console to buy it on)
I have it on good authority that the cheese is not going to taste sufficiently of despair. I am sick and tired of Bioware foisting second-grade dairy produce off on its loyal customers!
Preorder cancelled!
No Plastic looking Zevran, No infamous repeating cave, No kirkwall.
Preorder Not Placed.
(Yep still debating on the console to buy it on)
I preordered the collectors/deluxe version on 360 and XB1 so it would available to me to which I end up getting as I dont have XB1 just yet to warrant having it. Though I only have minimal on one and most paid off on the other, which technically means it is paid off when I combine them to one. 
What no Isolde...Teeeaagggaaannn!!!!
No pre-order placed
I WAS GOING TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS INQUISITOR IN ALL THE LAND, THROWING SPARKLES AND CONFETTI EVERYWHERE ALONG WITH OODLES OF WIT, BUT THEN I SAW VIVIENNE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE SOMEONE SO FABULOUS!! I WILL NEVER BEAT THAT LEVEL OF FABULOUSNESS!! PRE-ORDER CANCELLED!!!!!! *shimmies out the door throwing sparkles*
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