(Passing on a popular request that is not directed at Rolo in any way what-so-ever)
A gnomish garden guardian?
(Passing on a popular request that is not directed at Rolo in any way what-so-ever)
A gnomish garden guardian?
<harrumphs...>
Good thing, too :-P
Stoopid gnomes...
<...and grumps>
<harrumphs...>
Good thing, too :-P
Stoopid gnomes...
<...and grumps>
Lol!
(Although i have to say, so far my official vote for "Grump-of-the-Year" goes to the Beorn the Bear:..)

Beorn: I don't like dwarfs, they're greedy and blind, blind to the lives of those they deem less than their own.
[he picks up the mice Dwalin pushes away from his arm and looks at it]
Beorn: But Orcs I hate more.
[to Thorin]
Beorn: What do you need?
[Beorn loans the company his horses]
Argh!!! Take it away! Take it away!
Garden gnomes are evil!
Argh!!! Take it away! Take it away!
Garden gnomes are evil!
See? It's Working already!!!
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Figurine of Wondrous Disgust? Gnomio, Gnomia (Gnomio and Juliet computer animated movie).
TR
Gnome-body knows the troubles I've seen... Gnome-body knows the sorrows.....
you forgot all the stamps from the various countries that this particular place-able has seen / been to. Should be in the hundreds, to the point that the beard and nose are covered in a sticky mess of worn out paper stamps....
<sticking his...>
Especially that bloody nose! *grrrrr*
<...nose in>
I like garden gnomes - my house is surrounded by 20. They keep the neighbors away. ![]()
Here in Texas, we call those yard targets. Perhaps a few bullet holes for southern authenticity.