Dragons: the ultimate test in fight-or-flight. #DAI

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last cookie!!!
as for the dragon...
I hate it when my breakfast runs comeback I am to lazy to chase...
"GOTTA GO FAST!!!!"
"Faster. Must go faster."
Jurassic Park reference. ![]()
"THIS IS WHY LEFT KIRKWALL!"
Good one ![]()
"Nope nope nope nope nope..."

Dragon: "Ah, trail mix!"
What in andraste did I do to deserve this?
Where is the Dovahkiin when you need him?!
"Stop the camera!!!"
"What is that smell? And why does the back of my pants fill so wet? And sticky..."
"If anyone is getting eaten, it's the idiot filming this"
"****, I forgot my sword!"