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[satunnainen]

Note to self: Dont try to sneak past sleeping dragon after the party has had beans for lunch.

[coelacyanth]

[Wolfen09]

*arnold voice*  GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[Lexxbomb]

damn that pop in - should have got a better graphics card

[Lexxbomb]

Its true though isn't it

[Firky]

[Cat Lance]

Dragon Age ‏@dragonage
Dragons: the ultimate test in fight-or-flight. #DAI
 

"Varric! I only took my eyes off you for a moment! "

[abnocte]

**** **** **** **** ****... What the ****?!

 

or

 

Run Forrest! Run!!

 

Edit: ROFL the censor does weird things... totally ruined my Joker's reference

[Ineedaname]

"D*** nature, you scary!"

[Beerfish]

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Fereldan.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** looks like there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")

[thats1evildude]

"What a day! First a dragon attack, and now I've got sand in my boots!"

[dewayne31]

Note to self NEVER EVER VOLUNTEER AGAIN

[satunnainen]

There must be an easier way to get new recruits in shape, than "Dragon run"

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

"Meep! Meep!"

[The Qun & the Damned]

Dragon: Are you a man, or a coward.

Man: I (turns around and runs) AM A COWARD!!!!

[metalfenix]

"I should have listened to my mom and become a baker!"

[Just My Moniker]

"¡Ay, caramba!"

[AlleluiaElizabeth]

"Why couldn't I have lived in the Marshmallow Age?!"

 

Oh, sure, much better!

[Avaflame]

Semi-confirmed rumour: Stay Puft is a primary antagonist.

[lynroy]

"This is what I get for insulting Vivienne's boots!"

[Wolfen09]

 

Oh, sure, much better!

 

i first saw that movie in 94 when i was 6, along with jaws and Jurassic park....   the stay puft marshmallow man scared the crap out of me back then, good now though....  jaws scarred me for life, i no longer like to swim in anything that isnt a pool...  and jurassic park scared me back then, but now i just laugh at how pathetic i was

[Tonishi]

"I ADMIT I LET THE DOGS OUT!"

[Mes]

"Eat THEM! Eat THEM!"

 

 

and jurassic park scared me back then, but now i just laugh at how pathetic i was

 

Sad panda...! The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 1 are the best I've ever seen, to this day.

[elfdwarf]

"this is last time i drink aquae lucidius on dare ! "
"that isn't purple dragon you coward!"
"hopefully he will bring back up."