Meanwhile, in Australia...
Australia ain't half so bad. In fact, with this oh so beautiful and understanding society we life in, a short life is as good as any other life. And whilst you can get eaten by a shark, by a Dingo, a crocodile, poisoned by snakes, spiders, reptiles, trees, flies, mosquitos, jellyfish, stingrays, normal fish, barkeepers and are blessed with an ever vigilant morality committee that filters improper content from games that might have manipulated you, you can meet either one (or several) of those deaths by doing pleasant things, like surfing, making an outback safari, strolling in the park on a sunny day, taking a good crap, swimming in your pool, having steaming intercourse, drinking at a club with hot women/men and watch/play australian football and rugby.