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[RoninOmega]

Juneya wrote...

I would die happy if there was a triple interrupt for the returning reporter.
"So, the infamous Shepard returns, now as a Cerberus Lackey. At least he's supporting humanity now! Shepard, could you answer a few questions for m--"
*Stomach punch!*
"*Gasping for breath* Ahh... ow! You son of a ****! I'll have you know, by signing that waver and then attacking me, I can fine your sorry ass--"
*Uppercut!*
*Reporter collapses*
*Give the Camera the finger!*

Squaddie: *Staring in disbelief* Co...Commander... don't you think that was a bit much?






*Draws a moustache and unibrow on the Reporter's face with a marker!* "Don't question my actions."

QFT!!!

Modifié par RoninOmega, 23 janvier 2010 - 03:38 .

[camcon2100]

Shepard and Miranda are getting it on then and an interupt comes up and Sheppard runs to the toilet. Comes back and is ready for more!!!

[Permutation]

Soldier: "It's all crap. I don't get paid enough to goddamn bleed out!"

Shepard: "Who said anything about getting paid?" *BLAM!*

Miranda: "God, that's hot. Somone's getting a raise when we get off this rock."

Jacob: "Dayum! Baby, that ain't the half of it! Ermm Mmmm!"

Modifié par Permutation, 23 janvier 2010 - 03:50 .

[vhatever]

Three stooges double eye poke.

Homey sock across the face.

Acme anvil drop.

"It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again."

[Comadorefluffy]

Liara says to shepard "Shepard I'm ready"

Shepard calls in Wrex

"Tagteam"

+Renegade

[TheTWF]

(Tali is sticking a pistol in Legion's face.)

>Renegade Interrupt< 

*shoots her dead*



PS. In case that actually happens, I didn't know. Don't ban me!

[J e s s e]

Cutting a loud fart right in the middle of an important conversation with someone important. Shepard retains a totally serious and deadpan expression, as if it never happened, despite the looks of disgust everyone else has.



...Doing it for a second time, with a small smirk.

[Annihilator27]

Paragon save "Bullet time jump in front of a squad mate to save them while shooting"

[ipro_carltron]

fem shepard



-fake orgasm...



renegade + 50



you could imagine the context

[Pocketgb]

*Enemy Batarian pulls out pistol*



Quarter Circle + X



Shep:HaDOOUKen!

[eternalnightmare13]

A politican gets all uppity in your face about what you did or did not do, and begins to ask  loaded questions.

Interrupt: Shep punches him in the throat. The politican collapses in a heap on the Citadel floor, and looks up at Shep while gasping weakly for air. The politican attempts to speak again, but gets a swift boot to the face for his trouble.

Modifié par eternalnightmare13, 23 janvier 2010 - 04:23 .

[Cheita_Corps]

Shepard and the team are examining the morbid remains of a geth attack on a random planet. As he's leaning in close to examine a corpse hanging halfway out of a damage escape pod when a squaddie comes over to offer his input.



Squad Member: Shepard it looks like this man died when he bailed from his escape vehicle during the attack. It seems it was too close to the ground when the escape po-



Paragon Interrupt!



Shepard: It looks like his ejection was, *dons shades*, premature.



YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!