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[KaiserShep]

As the title suggests, which combination of companion banter did you enjoy the most out of all of the Origins/Awakenings cast? I really enjoy the companions out of Origins, but I have to say, I think my personal favorite may very well be Nathaniel and Valenna. As serious as he seems to come off as, I love how she can't really get a rise out of him, but he effortlessly does it back.

 

Nathaniel: Your glares suggest that you do not care for my presence.

 

Velanna: I am simply wondering how your kind can call yourselves "nobles." It seems ironic.

 

Nathaniel: We like irony. And it rolls off the tongue better than "oppressors."

 

Velanna: Ah, so you're a funny human.

 

Nathaniel: Not I. I wouldn't dare lighten your mood, my lady.

 

Velanna: Ugh!

[themikefest]

Morrigan, Leliana and Alistair. I enjoy listening to the 3 of them when I have them together.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

Loghain and Dog

 

This.

 

Another gem from DA:A:

 

Oghren: You know, when your father took over the Arl of Denerim's palace, he moved his bedroom next to the dungeon.
Nathaniel: What are you talking about?
Oghren: Sounds like someone liked to nip down for a bit of torture before bedtime.

 

xD.

[ImaginaryMatter]

I do always enjoy Alistair and Morrigan bickering at each other, I feel like dad on a road trip. I also like how Alistair can actually, almost surprisingly, get under Morrigan's skin sometimes.

 

I think my favorite of all time though is Sten and Shale. Towards the end of it Shale reveals a bit of her... girly side.

[DarthGizka]

“Warden, your dog is lecturing me again.”
 

Spoiler

Ariane and Barkspawn, in Witch Hunt

[luna1124]

Wynne telling Alistair where babies come from.

Wynne and dog (she wants to change his color and give him a big swooshy tail)

Oghren and Zevran

Sten and Leliana (she calls him a big softy)

[mousestalker]

Oghren, Sigrun and Velanna about where dwarven babies come from.

[Nette]

Alistair and Zevran about wooing women.

Alistair and Zevran when both are in a romance with the warden.

Anything Zevran and Oghren.

All banters between Oghren and Anders in DA:A

[kalasaurus]

I thought all the conversations that each companion had with Dog were cute.

[Mike3207]

Zevran and Wynne

Shale and Morrigan

Zevran and Leliana

[Blazomancer]

Almost all the banters involving Shale, Oghren and Sigrun.

This one was also amusing:

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[Ferretinabun]

Almost all the banters involving Shale, Oghren and Sigrun.

This one was also amusing:

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

 

This one for sure.

 

But I also like this:

 

• Shale: Why does the bard stare at me so?
• Leliana: I was thinking about writing a song about you. "The Statue with the Heart of Gold"... or something like that.
• Shale: It thinks my heart is made of gold? It is stone, as anything else. Cold stone.
• Leliana: I meant that you had... a good heart. It seems to be that you do.
• Shale: And they call this having a "heart of gold?" Why?
• Leliana: Uh... because gold is precious and shiny and... a good heart is just as valuable?
• Shale: Shiny.
• Leliana: In a manner of speaking.
• Shale: My heart does not qualify as shiny. I kill. Frequently, and not without pleasure.
• Leliana: You had a difficult life. Deep down, at the center of your being, you are a good person. I believe that.
• Shale: Even though I have never demonstrated this aspect? How peculiar.
• Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you.
• Shale: If so, it is because I ate it.

[Han Shot First]

This one. Bolded the bit that had me laughing out loud.

 

 Morrigan: The way you look at him so intently, so hungrily... one would think you have never seen a man before.

 

Leliana: Where I look is not your concern.

 

Morrigan: True enough. There is no way I can deny you this... but why would he choose you, when he could have me?

 

Leliana: You're confident for a woman raised in a swamp, far from anything remotely resembling civilization.

 

Morrigan: And maybe that is my appeal? A woman like you, why, he could find in any city in Thedas. You think you are cultured? Worldly? Powdered, perfumed, you ooze elegance, but what man wants a woman who lies limp beneath him, frozen in place by the thought that she might ruin her hair?

 

Leliana: So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered—a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden.

 

Leliana: You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.

 

Morrigan: Tsk, tsk, Leliana. Watch your jealousy, or you'll give yourself wrinkles.

 

Leliana: Get away from me, or I shall have to take drastic measures.

 

Morrigan: Resorting to violence. And here I thought you were civilized.

[gottaloveme]

I like most of the banter teasing Al about his exertions with the GW (Morrigan's is a little telling). He's so cute when he's bashful.

 

There is one I like between Morrigan and Zev when he asks why has he not bedded her yet? And she replies something about sticking a dagger in his face.

[sylvanaerie]

The banters are one of my favorite things about the games.  Bioware does them well in Origins and DA2, and I hope to see them continue with that trend in Inquisition.  My favorite banter is one you get with Shale, Zevran and Alistair all in your party, about crossing borders.  Alistair is particularly clueless in that one, failing to pick up on Zev's double meaning.   It had the whole 'road trip with the family' vibe to it as I had the whole "Don't make me come back there, young man..." running through my head..  

[Han Shot First]

The one at 4:00 had me laughing out loud the first time I heard it:

 

 

[Ribosome]

All banter between Oghren and Sigrun. 

 

Also, this one between Morrigan and Sten stands out to me as one of the funniest: 

 

Morrigan: "You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me perhaps? The two of us together at last?"

Sten: "Yes."
......................................................
Morrigan: "I... What did you say?"
Sten: "You will need armour, I think. And a helmet, and something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?"
Morrigan: "How strong are my teeth?"
Sten: "Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle."
Morrigan: "Nuzzle?"
Sten: "If that happens you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire first or it may not get my attention."
Morrigan: "Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed."
Sten: "Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity..."
Morrigan "Yes. Yes, I think it is best."

[Liadan]

I like must of the banter combinations, it`s one of my favorite things about this games, but my favs:

 

Romanced Alistair with Wynne ("the cat who swallowed the pidgeon" and the "where babies come from" banters).

Alistair and Zevran about wooing.

Oghren trying to ride Dog.

Sten and Leliana about her being a house guest of the chantry.

[Kreator_Wrex]

I like listening to Morrigan and Alistair tease each other:

• Alistair: All right. I've come up with one, a question you can't answer.
• Morrigan: Are you talking to me?
• Alistair: That's right. You think you're so smart? I've got an academic question that I bet you won't be able to answer.
• Morrigan: Oh, I doubt that,
• Alistair: So tell me, then: what was the name of Andraste's husband?
• Morrigan: This is a religious question, not an academic one.
• Alistair: You're joking, right? A five year-old could answer that question. Do you not know more than a child?
• Morrigan: I care nothing for your religion. And this game of yours is over.
• Alistair: Oh, how the mighty have crumbled.

and this one too:

• Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?
• Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
• Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
• Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
• Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
• Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale.
• Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.
• Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
• Alistair: That... was not what I meant.
• Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely?
• Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
• Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.

And watching Leliana and Morrigan catfight is just plain awesome:

• Morrigan: I am not fond of sharing. You should know this.
• Leliana: I haven't asked to borrow anything of yours.
• Morrigan: Nor would I lend it if asked. You would be best to desist and find your own.
• Leliana: Find my own what?
• Morrigan: (sigh) This facade of yours is unconvincing. If 'tis a competition you wish, a competition you shall have.
• Leliana: You wild folk are very odd. And possessive.

this is the best one:

• Morrigan: I see you yet continue to be where you are not welcomed.
• Leliana: Are you jealous? Is that what this is about? Because I don't think it's for you to decide what I should or should not do.
• Morrigan: Oh, you may continue on as you have. I am merely informing you that you will suffer the consequences. 
• Leliana: You forget, Morrigan. I am not without my own pointy ends, as well. Do not make promises you cannot keep.
• Morrigan: I always keep my promises.
• Leliana: Talk is cheap.
• Morrigan: And this is from a bard?

here's the cattiest of them all:

• Morrigan: You can't possibly think he would prefer you?
• Leliana: Funnily, I was about to say the same thing to you.
• Morrigan: Oh, and what exactly is it you believe you have to offer?
• Leliana: I don't know, but if we are together, it will be because he wants me and he loves me; these things are real.
• Morrigan: And yet love grows rotten on the vine so quickly. A sour fruit offers only a memory of sweetness, what is it worth, truly?
• Leliana: Everything; only a dried up shell of a person would not know that.
• Morrigan: We shall see.

and it's variation:

• Morrigan: You can't possibly think he would prefer you?
• Leliana: Funnily, I was about to say the same thing to you.
• Morrigan: And yet he and I have made love. Did you know this?
• Leliana: I... suspected as much. All the better, as he will soon discover you have nothing else to offer.
• Morrigan: The world of flesh is one of many weird varied delights. What do you think that he will do when he discovers that you only offer only frigid incompetence.
• Leliana: If we reach that point... if we do... it will be because we love each other.
• Morrigan: And yet love grows rotten on the vine so quickly. A sour fruit offers only a memory of sweetness, what is it worth, truly?
• Leliana: Everything; only a dried up shell of a person would not know that.
• Morrigan: We shall see. 

[Xetykins]

Dog and morrigan. And that cutscene about the unmentionables part.