I never said liked the Dark Energy plot. I'm only broadly familiar with it, and what I do know does seem less than inspired. Kill Reapers, doom the universe in the long run due to global warming dark energy buildup or allow everyone to be harvested, was it? That does sounds about as bad as the "synthetic-organic DNA meld". Or "an ancient weapon built by every cycle" for that matter.
I didn't said you did, I said some people did, and seem to prefer it over what we got.
I also don't understand what the hell your problem is with the Crucible. It's organics' greatest achievement, it escaped the cycles.
But I don't really care about the Reapers' origins and motivations. No, that's not exactly right. I prefer them left at least a little bit ambiguous. I shall once again quote Vigil - "In the end, what does it matter? Your survival depends on stopping them - not on understanding them".
I do. Take insects, for instance. Annoying little bugs (pun intented). But if we exterminate them all, we're in big trouble. The same could be possible for the Reapers, and it is according to the Catalyst.
Wait, are you saying you liked the original endings? Did you play with EC for the first time?
I got the game well after it was released. I saw the original endings before though, because I heard about the shitstorm that ensued. I didn't get what all the fuss was about. Yes, they were bleak, but I don't mind that at all.
If you're still arguing the pre-EC endings though, I think we're done here. They got 'fixed', they shouldn't be an issue anymore.
Plus, "it's not a troll move to engage people like [me]" and "I picked synthesis BTW" don't work well together

Just stating my first choice. Nowadays I control and headcanon I reinstate the cycles after giving the current species a chance and seeing them fail, which I believe they will.
Seriously though. You liked what you liked and that's fine (incomprehensible for me but fine all the same, if genetic rape via space magic on the entire galaxy is your thing... yikes). I'll stick to my erasing "ME3" out of existence, ok?
Funny. 250+ posts about something that doesn't exist. There's pills for that, you know?