Wrex isn't so amusing if you destroy the data. Or sabotage the cure.
Neither is he so amusing on virmire.
Don't be fooled by the cuddly krogan act, he killed his own dad to get to the top.
No he wasn't amusing on Virmire. What do you think my avatar is doing?
I take Wrex everywhere. I hardly take out Ashley or Kaidan....
No he wasn't amusing on Virmire. What do you think my avatar is doing?
Giving a handshake.
And weigh 1 ton in their armor. Where did Grunt go potty on the Normandy? Poor Gardiner. And if Gardiiner died on the Collector Base....
Easy, the garbage chute in Zaeed's quarters. Krogan dung comes out as big dry pellets.
Easy, the garbage chute in Zaeed's quarters. Krogan dung comes out as big dry pellets.
eeeeewwwwwwwww.... I'm never going to be able to get that image out of my head.
Zaeed comes back to his quarters after hitting the mess hall an finds Grunt out of his armor with his butt in the chute. Food tray hits the floor "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!" "Heh... heh... heh... heh..."
Easy, the garbage chute in Zaeed's quarters. Krogan dung comes out as big dry pellets.
"It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime."
Honestly, this is just another situation where what Bioware spews out just doesn't make any **** sense. If the Krogan really did reproduce 1000x faster before the genophage, they would have completely destroyed their ecosystem long before nuclear weapons came into existence. Even now, they manage to maintain a(slowly diminishing) population of several billion on Tuchunka, and it's stated that they don't even have much in the way of agriculture, so what do they eat?
If their population really is slowly decreasing, then if you even *doubled* that birthrate(2/1000) then they would be able to sustain their population and grow at roughly 'normal' levels(by other species' standards). So how could they possibly have evolved to naturally have a thousand times their current birthrate? Were 999/1000 krogan REALLY eaten by thresher maws? And just how fast do the plants on Tuchunka process organic matter? If a single Krogan weighs 500 kg, that means that in order to maintain a stable population you'd have literally PILES of bodies lying around at any given time. It would be impossible to bury them; each living krogan would have to bury hundreds of their kin each year! Do they just dump them into piles and let them rot?
And, frankly, it doesn't MATTER whether or not they have clutches in the thousands. It's enough that they produce vastly more offspring than any other species in the galaxy and live for a thousand or more years. With no deaths attributed to age, exponential population increase quickly takes hold and pretty soon you've got quintillions of krogan rampaging through the galaxy.
Basically, the whole **** idea doesn't make any **** sense. You can have long lives or you can have high birthrates, not both, not unless you want an apocalypse.
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