Krogan only fear that there aren't going to be enough appetizers.
3 krogans are having a picnic on the Presidium. But when Durak realized that they were short on appetizers for the remainder of the picnic, he said nothing. Durak didn't want to be kicked out of the Presidium should his other two krogan fellows: Gurgesh and Krutack, rage about the lack of appetizers.
Gurgesh: Pass me those things that humans call "chicken wings."
Durak: We're eating too fast. Maybe we should slow down a bit.
Gurgesh: What? Wait, are you saying there aren't enough appetizers to go around?
Krutack: Yeah! I thought you said you had enough before we left?
Durak: Look, I work as an engineer near the docking bay. I get paid, but not enough to feed two other krogans. You two didn't even help me buy supplies before today's picnic, and you expect me to have enough?
Krutack: Well... yeah.
Gurgesh: Dammit! I'm hungry, and we ran out of chicken wings. RAWR!
Durak: Keep it down! Or you're gonna get us kicked from the Presidium.
Gurgesh: I don't care! I need something to eat, or I'm gonna go for a hunt. You know if there's any fish in the lake?
Durak: No, and you weren't the first krogan to ask that.
Gurgesh: Grr... *sees a salarian* Hey, look! There's a delicious salarian!
Salarian Civilian: Oh no! A krogan! AHH!!! Don't blame me for the genophage! *runs away*
Krutack: Even after giving us the genophage, they still haven't got a quad to face us. A bunch of pyjaks they really are.
Gurgesh: *Looks around* Do they even allow krogans to go near the krogan memorial?
Krutack: As long as a krogan isn't trying to destroy it.
Gurgesh: I think I'm gonna go climb it.
Durak: You can't! C-Sec will throw you off the Presidium.
Gurgesh: Yeah, yeah! What hasn't the turians done that made our lives not miserable, huh? Besides, I think see a krogan raising his arms from atop of the statue anyways.





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