The Sex Hat is a holy relic in Thedas. Much like immortals, there can be only one.
Then I'm afraid Dorian is SOL.
The Sex Hat is a holy relic in Thedas. Much like immortals, there can be only one.
Then I'm afraid Dorian is SOL.
That's The Sex Hat? Holy **** no one is touching that but my Inquisitor.
Then I'm afraid Dorian is SOL.
Alternatively you could interpret it as there being plenty of people running around with Sex Hats, but you'd then be forced to hunt them down and decapitate them to absorb their immortal Sex Hat powers.
Ahhh too many things to like!
Hmm are purple suits going to be in the game and gator skin shoes, if there is a sex hat there needs to be those things to!
It's called the sex hat now?


I think I prefer this one. Dorian attacking poor, helpless males with his sex hat.
Do you get an actual Sex Hat if you pre order the Inquisitor's Edition?
If you do, then I will pre order right now.
I think I prefer this one. Dorian attacking poor, helpless males with his sex hat.
This is a Z grade horror/porn movie that needs to be made.
Hatsploitation.
A Inquisitor Named Slickback
To bad we can't use that name fully!
This is a Z grade horror/porn movie that needs to be made.
Hatsploitation.
Are there any 'A' grade horror porn movies? ![]()
Are there any 'A' grade horror porn movies?
The only ones I can think of are gay pornos called "Twinklight" and "LA Zombie", but they could have gotten that A if the Sex Hat was involved
You all know that romances are hat-gated, right?
Unless you wear the sex hat, nobody will romance you.
Also, during sex scenes, you won't wear any underwear, but you will wear boots and a hat.
I was already wondering if BG music for Viv's romance was going to be "You Can Leave Your Hat On", now I'm convinced it's going to be for all romances. Amazing.
Are there any 'A' grade horror porn movies?
You mean to tell me you haven't heard of timeless classics like "The Night of Giving Head", "The Thing (In My Pants)" or "The Silence of the Glans"?
Shaaaaaaame.
You mean to tell me you haven't heard of timeless classics like "The Night of Giving Head", "The Thing (In My Pants)" or "The Silence of the Glans"?
Shaaaaaaame.
Wait there are actually horror pornos, wow.
Don't google those titles. I did, and I feel the consequences will never be the same. Sometimes I wonder why the Doctor thinks humans are so inspiring XDWait there are actually horror pornos, wow.
Don't google those titles. I did, and I feel the consequences will never be the same. Sometimes I wonder why the Doctor thinks humans are so inspiring XD
lmao I wouldn't, I find porn to be repulsive actually no matter its type, plus ever since 2 girls 1 cup I've learned to keep my curiosities to myself. Yup, no thanks.
Those were completely from my own imagination, just thinking of how to porn-ify famous horror movie titles. They actually exist?
I'm.... I'm sorry.
you have quite the imagination in that case ![]()