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[Niddy']

My job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but wow is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is pretty much completely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f*cking dog to work. Every f***ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day.

Anyway, I drive these people around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

[Atti Ito]

This would have been funny, except it isn't. So...yeah.

[UndercoverDoctor]

..and that's when the aliens showed up.

[SurfaceBeneath]

So that makes you the obnoxious preppy jerk? What's with the orange scarf man?

[T1l]

Brool Story and co?

[Dazzav2]

Atti Ito wrote...

This would have been funny, except it isn't. So...yeah.

I concur.

[wrexingcrew]

Ruh roh.

[Darth_Trethon]

WTH? What's that got to do with ME2? It sounds like you're the one who's stoned.

[skitchin2112]

Screw you guys i laughed like hell when he made that joke. oh wow that was funny i thought you were seriuos at first

[Radahldo]

I CAME HERE FOR FIRETRUCKS!!!!

[ipro_carltron]

CINEMATIC INTERRUPT! shoot em in the head!

renegade + 50

[you got a new achievement: 20 years in prison!]

[Shad0wOGRE]

Thelma can't be a 0 she has big juggs... Those are worth a 1 at least And her legs aren't too bad either so +1. And she's smart so that's one more point. So in fairness she really is a 3.

[Veen130]

[Arcite550]

Wait what exactly is your job anyway?

[Brenon Holmes]

Off Topic

[Auzner]

Was that an easter egg I missed?