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[SJoshua89]

So, I'm a pretty mediocre player to begin with, but I've been having some especially pitiful moments lately. 

 

• Died on Glacier Hazard/Reaper/Gold. Before Wave One. 
• Played my Harrier TGI in a Bronze Match. Got sync-killed by a Phantom. 
• Got sync-killed three times in one wave (yeah, it's possible if your teammates rocket to save you the first two times) with my Batarian Gauntlet-wielding melee Volus. On Bronze.

 

Granted, I've only been playing MP for a few months, but I still think these are some pretty impressive feats of scrubtasticness. Feel free to share similar tales of glory. 

[Excella Gionne]

Scrub... that is all. 

[LaughingBanana]

Just entered a map as an Adept.

 

Run towards a spawn point where people already engaged the enemies.

 

Noticed too late a grenade was lodged near me.

 

Boom and down.

 

Wave 1. Only about 10 seconds in.

[Ribosome]

I turned on the game. 

[PoetryAvenger]

Just entered a map as an Adept.
 
Run towards a spawn point where people already engaged the enemies.
 
Noticed too late a grenade was lodged near me.
 
Boom and down.
 
Wave 1. Only about 10 seconds in.

This, so much.
I really hope the grenade indicator in ME4 is a big flashing neon sign that says "stay the **** back".

[SJoshua89]

I turned on the game. 

 

Big cause of scrubbiness for me, too.

[Shampoohorn]

I turned on the game.

...And the game turned on me."

and we got the beginnings of a country music song.

[TopTrog]

Just entered a map as an Adept.

Run towards a spawn point where people already engaged the enemies.

Noticed too late a grenade was lodged near me.

Boom and down.

Wave 1. Only about 10 seconds in.

Hey, that's my signature move you were doing there :-). Rushing a spawn and getting downed due to blind, over the top aggression is not as rare for me as it maybe should be. I usually call it "lag" and "cheap game BS", but it's really me being stupid. No problem, just a quick rage-gel and I'm ready to do it all again :-)

[Rabbit11]

I work 12 hour night shifts and came home too wired to sleep. Decided to unwind with ME3 Multi and use my Paladin. Last time I had used him I did pretty well on a couple of Silver/Geth/Ghost games and was feeling good about him. New game? Dead round 2, Bronze/Collectors/Rio. Used all my revives and medi gels. Terrible game. Logged off, shut down the console and cringed in a corner.

[ALTBOULI]

Forgetting to use certain powers e.g. playing a whole game against Cerberus as the AA and forgetting to use Stasis. Also I have on occasion failed to check my load out and as a result I come I have gone into games with level 1 characters by mistake

[Terminator Force]

Played Harrier Ghost on... Bronze?!  Oh, your one of those guys....

[PoetryAvenger]

Played Harrier Ghost on... Bronze?!  Oh, your one of those guys....

What a complete non-surprise that you only focused on those three words.

[Excella Gionne]

Played TGI with Avenger on Silver and gave 0 sh*ts about helping my team the hack! Points iz Skillz!

[Olivia Wilde]

not sure about scubbiness, but every time I get sent to a game in progress, I'm being shot by an entire wave spawn

[RustyBuckets02]

Killed a possessed abomination after freezing it, walked up to it thinking I'd taken the head off, only to have it explode like some ghastly proximity mine.

Attempted to throw a possessed abomination at a Krogan, only for him to bat it right back into me.

Used a havoc heavy melee to kill a possessed abomination, only to have it bounce off a wall and land on me. Twice. On the same game.

I love possessed abominations really.

[NuclearTech76]

I've had some winners. I loved when I didn't know the button mapping really well, swap from Asari Adept with stasis tagged to a certain button to the Asari Vanguard.

 

"I'm just going to stasis a few phantoms in this spawn." Biotic Charges

"Hulp guise she's trying to shove a sword in my special places."

 

I had one game where I was so drunk I was trying to disable devices when it was targets. The Praetorian didn't take kindly to me trying to disable his ass. 

[RealKobeBean]

Oh my, where to start...

Forgetting to turn on certain powers, such as Hunter Mode and Fortification. Using a Thermal Clip Pack, when I want to use an Opps Pack, or vice versa. Completely blowing the delivery of my missile. Reload cancel fails...it all still happens a lot.

[Rabbit11]

Last night? Not so bad. This morning? >_<

Jeebus, save me.

Usually do alright with my Geth Trooper, but died left right and centre on Silver. Jugg on Gold against Reapers? I can hold my own, but not today. Think I'm going to dust of Skyrim on this day off.

[Maurader Sackboy]

I'm pretty scrubby most of the time but the thing that irks me most is when using a charge weapon -- sometimes trying to pop an ops pack (on PS3) brings up the missile launcher instead (what's up with THAT?)  A few times I've wasted a good missile by going to "charge" the weapon not realizing my missile is armed.

[LemurFromTheId]

I'm pretty scrubby most of the time but the thing that irks me most is when using a charge weapon -- sometimes trying to pop an ops pack (on PS3) brings up the missile launcher instead (what's up with THAT?)  A few times I've wasted a good missile by going to "charge" the weapon not realizing my missile is armed.

 

Hax!

 

Reported.

[TheNightSlasher]

I charged a guardian once - he interrupted it with his melee and shield bashed me to death. 

[Mako]

Killed a possessed abomination after freezing it, walked up to it thinking I'd taken the head off, only to have it explode like some ghastly proximity mine.

Attempted to throw a possessed abomination at a Krogan, only for him to bat it right back into me.

Used a havoc heavy melee to kill a possessed abomination, only to have it bounce off a wall and land on me. Twice. On the same game.

I love possessed abominations really.

Possessed Abomination humps me, dies, explodes in my face. Blade Armour woes. It was hilarious though.

[Terminator Force]

Every game I've had on the PS3 new account I've just started. Without much of a manifest at all, I feel barely any better then the pugs I used to play with.

[Dennis Reynolds]

Locked myself in the reactor more than once. Sync killed less than 2 minutes into a solo many times. Tried going elbow to elbow with Marauders way too many times.

[ahsari2014]

I can safely say that i have been killed by a Banshee at least once in every game i played against the Reaperfaction. I am a 4500 n7 levelled player. I know how to avoid them. But there is always one that is determined to get me.