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[ParagonPunk]

Sera: So why'd you call yourself "Blackwall"? As far as I can tell you're not a wall.

Blackwall: It's my name.

Sera: Really? Who would call their son "Blackwall"?

Blackwall: My mother.

Sera: But there must've been some reason.

Blackwall: Do you want to hop into the Fade and ask her?

Sera: I- oh, sh*t.

 

Sera: Y'know, Varric told me that the Pentaghasts are Dragon hunters. Are you?

Cassandra: Do you believe everything the Dwarf tells you? If he told you Flemeth was Andraste would you believe him?

Sera: What!? Is she?

Cassandra: *deadpan* No.

Sera: Oh, shame. That would've been ironic. A blood mage being the Chantry's prophet. *snickers*

Cassandra: Are you always this facetious?

Sera: Are you saying I smell like feces?

Cassandra: *exasperated sigh* Back to your original question, yes, we were Dragon hunters. For once the dwarf wasn't lying.

Sera: Then why are you called "Pentaghast" Dragons ain't Ghasts.

Cassandra: Is there a point to this inane line of questioning?

Sera: Nah, passin' time. Takes forever to walk back to Skyhold, my feet hurt.

Cassandra: Are we there yet?

[DRTJR]

Cole: Iron Bull may I ask a question?

Iron Bull: Sure, what troubles the Spirit Demon thingy.

Cole: Do you ever wonder why we're here?

IB: That is one of Life's great mysteries, were we all created with a singular purpose or were we thrown into the crucible of creation? It can keep a man up at night.

C: No I mean why are we wandering around the desert aimlessly for the last couple of hours.

IB: Oh, I think we're lost.

Inquisitor: I heard that!

C: Do you wish to talk about the other stuff?

IB: ...No

[TheLittleBird]

Varric X Iron Bull is now my non Inquiz romancing Bull ship, thank you TheLittleBird

Oh Maker, what have I done?! O-O

[TheLittleBird]

As promised, banter including Varric.

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Varric: I've been to the Deep Roads once. It was awful.

Blackwall: Haha! What in particular?

Varric: Well, on top of all the darkspawn and golems trying to kill us, we had to fight a dragon. A dragon !

Blackwall: Are you lying straight to my face now? Or just "enhancing" the story?

Varric: No none of that, I'm completely serious. We also faced an ancient wraith.

Blackwall: An ancient-... why did the Seeker drag you along again?

Varric: ... Because I know where to find the best dwarven ale?

Blackwall: Ha! Now there's a fine reason, if any.

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Varric: So Warden... how old are you?

Blackwall: Old enough to wear this beard with style. But honestly? Let's just say the Deep Roads are starting to call my name.

Varric: ... oh.

Blackwall: It's okay. Why do you want to know, anyway?

Varric: Well, I was thinking of writing this story. It's about a lone wolf, joining the Inquisition to fight the rifts in the sky. I was going to call it 'Green Warden'.

Blackwall: Are you implying a lack of experience and skill on my part?

Varric: Oh, no. See, the title's meant to be ironic, which effect has now been strongly enhanced by me knowing your age.

Blackwall: Just be sure to add in some juicy details here and there.

Varric: It's like you don't even know me.

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[Basement Cat]

Angry Inquisitor. (because it's fun!)

 

Inquisitor: *sigh* I don't know why I bother. These rifts open faster than I can close them!

 

Cassandra: You were given the ability to close the rifts for a reason. You have a duty to the people to...

 

Inquisitor: The people?! Since when do you care about the people? 

 

Cassandra: *shocked* They are the reason we are doing this... to restore order, to...

 

Inquisitor: I'm sure! Weren't you the one saying we shouldn't save those villagers because our soldiers needed help? Men and women who are trained and equipped to defend themselves are more deserving of help than people who are not! Care to explain that?

 

Cassandra: *uncertain* Without our soldiers, we cannot protect anyone. Sacrifices have to be made.

 

Inquisitor: A soldier knows the risks! Those villagers didn't volunteer to be sacrificed! 

 

Cassandra: *angry* You think this is easy for me? We have to think ahead if we are to succeed. As bad as it is, a few dead villagers are a small price to pay when the world is at stake!

 

Inquisitor: *bitterly* Let's hope there are enough left to tend the fields and raise the livestock when we are done. I'd hate the highborn to be inconvenienced.

 

Both: *angry silence*

 

(I'm not sure I'm happy with this one. I wanted to write an argument where both sides have a point, but are too wrapped up in anger to let it go.)

[Reznore57]

TIB: So I've heard you want to redeem Tevinter?
Dorian:That's the plan.
TIB: that's not a plan.Raining mayhem on the place: that's a plan!
Dorian:Is there anything you don't want to rain mayhem on?
TIB : Yeah , there is.Anyway what are you gonna do?
Dorian: I'll try to lead by example.
TIB:But why do you want to change your people?
Dorian: It would be better for them.
TIB: For them or for you?Maybe you're the one who need to change.Ever think about that?
Dorian :I've already changed .That's the problem, Bull.
TIB: I think I know what you mean.

[TheLittleBird]

Angry Inquisitor. (because it's fun!)

Inquisitor: *sigh* I don't know why I bother. These rifts open faster than I can close them!

Cassandra: You were given the ability to close the rifts for a reason. You have a duty to the people to...

Inquisitor: The people?! Since when do you care about the people?

Cassandra: *shocked* They are the reason we are doing this... to restore order, to...

Inquisitor: I'm sure! Weren't you the one saying we shouldn't save those villagers because our soldiers needed help? Men and women who are trained and equipped to defend themselves are more deserving of help than people who are not! Care to explain that?

Cassandra: *uncertain* Without our soldiers, we cannot protect anyone. Sacrifices have to be made.

Inquisitor: A soldier knows the risks! Those villagers didn't volunteer to be sacrificed!

Cassandra: *angry* You think this is easy for me? We have to think ahead if we are to succeed. As bad as it is, a few dead villagers are a small price to pay when the world is at stake!

Inquisitor: *bitterly* Let's hope there are enough left to tend the fields and raise the livestock when we are done. I'd hate the highborn to be inconvenienced.

Both: *angry silence*

(I'm not sure I'm happy with this one. I wanted to write an argument where both sides have a point, but are too wrapped up in anger to let it go.)

Oh no this one's great. I do think a very important part of dialogue is the tone people have in their head and which words the VA's put emphasis on, which can be hard to translate to a line of text, but I think this one worked out just fine in that regard.

[TheLittleBird]

For some reason I like the idea of these two getting together - in a Fenris/Isabela-kind of way, i.e. they come together if you don't romance either of them. Well, Cassandra at least, because as of yet we have no idea whether or not Blackwall is going to be a love interest.

Blackwall: Nevarran royalty, slayer of dragons, Seeker of the Chantry, Right Hand of the Divine and now the woman behind the Inquisition. You're moving up in the world, Cassandra.

Cassandra: Oh, be done with the flattery. You're a Grey Warden; titles mean nothing to you.

Blackwall: You'd think so, wouldn't you? But in this case, that's not true. I've seen you in action before, you know.

Cassandra: Oh, you have?

Blackwall: When I was a younger lad. I'd already become a Warden at the time, but I was present at the Chantry's gathering in Orlais, nearly two decades ago. When the blood mages attacked.

Cassandra: Not just blood mages. The conspiracy targeting the Divine had members even among the priests and Templars.

Blackwall: Even so, your skill was unmatched that day. I remember watching, in awe, as you fought the conspirators.

Cassandra:Thank you, Blackwall. Though that was long ago.

Blackwall: And yet you still fight with the same grace as before.

Cassandra: What did I say about flattery?

[ElementalFury106]

Cole: You know Blackwall, I've realized that you and I are very much alike

 

Blackwall: Really now, I could name some significant differences. How so?

 

Cole: We help people, we sacrifice ourselves and sustain them without expecting any acknowledgement

 

Blackwall: I suppose that's true

 

Cole: And we're both slowly rotting away

 

Blackwall: That's great, thanks

 

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Varric: So how did you get the name Blackwall?

 

Blackwall: I guess it originated when I first joined the Wardens. It's kind of stuck since

 

Varric: But why Blackwall?

 

Blackwall: Wall is symbolic of my desire to protect the innocent, like a wall against evil.

 

Varric: Where does "black" come in?

 

Blackwall: I was never quite sure. Could in reference to the darkspawn blood inside me, could be in reference to my beard.

 

Varric: I could give you a better nickname than Blackwall. How about Feathers?

 

Blackwall: *sigh*

 

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Iron Bull: So you've been on your own for many years I take it

 

Solas: Most of my life, actually

 

Iron Bull: Did you never seek companionship?

 

Solas: I've made many companions on my journeys.

 

Iron Bull: You're referring to Spirits?

 

Solas: I am, what of it?

 

Iron Bull: Did you ever seek, something more with the spirits?

 

Solas: I..do not understand the context of your question

 

Iron Bull: Did you ever get intimate with the Spirits?

 

Solas: What? No! I don't think that's even possible

 

Iron Bull: And here I thought you'd be the last person in Thedas to claim something is not possible

[Little Princess Peach]

Varric: I thaught I saw a Templar

Solas: you did you did see a templar

Cassandra: why is your voice suddenly high pitched?

Solas: Yellow birds don't lie

[Bayonet Hipshot]

For some reason I like the idea of these two getting together - in a Fenris/Isabela-kind of way, i.e. they come together if you don't romance either of them. Well, Cassandra at least, because as of yet we have no idea whether or not Blackwall is going to be a love interest.

Blackwall: Nevarran royalty, slayer of dragons, Seeker of the Chantry, Right Hand of the Divine and now the woman behind the Inquisition. You're moving up in the world, Cassandra.

Cassandra: Oh, be done with the flattery. You're a Grey Warden; titles mean nothing to you.

Blackwall: You'd think so, wouldn't you? But in this case, that's not true. I've seen you in action before, you know.

Cassandra: Oh, you have?

Blackwall: When I was a younger lad. I'd already become a Warden at the time, but I was present at the Chantry's gathering in Orlais, nearly two decades ago. When the blood mages attacked.

Cassandra: Not just blood mages. The conspiracy targeting the Divine had members even among the priests and Templars.

Blackwall: Even so, your skill was unmatched that day. I remember watching, in awe, as you fought the conspirators.

Cassandra:Thank you, Blackwall. Though that was long ago.

Blackwall: And yet you still fight with the same grace as before.

Cassandra: What did I say about flattery?

Shipping Cassandra x Blackwall. 

 

The Warden and The Seeker....Can she master his taint ? Can he dampen her Divine ? 

 

Find out in Inquisition....

[Clockwork_Wings]

This occurred on the Varric thread:

 

I agree it would be something sneaky. Since writing stories is his thing maybe he reveals his affections by writing about them. He asks for the Inquisitor's opinion while he reads it aloud, and it's obvious that this is his way of indirectly expressing himself since he's so bad at it XD.

Give me a minute, I can script this. 

 

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...

 

Inquisitor:  Her beauty was unparallelled, and she was the only one who remained in ignorance of this.  She had more important things on her mind.  Varric, this isn't your usual...

Varric:  Keep reading.

Inquisitor:  She held the world together, literally, by the strength of her hands.  And that wasn't why the dwarf admired her.  He didn't know what it was, if it was the way her nose wrinkled when she laughed, or the way she never let the strain get to her...Varric?

Varric:  Keep reading.

Inquisitor:  She was a leader of leaders, and he was just a lesser son of an exiled merchant clan.  There should have been no hope for the two of them, not with the world in shambles as it was. But he told stories, and storytellers believe in hope and love.  He just needed a way to tell her, "Inquisitor Trevelyan/Adaar/Cadash/Lavellen, I love you."

[TheLittleBird]

Shipping Cassandra x Blackwall.

The Warden and The Seeker....Can she master his taint ? Can he dampen her Divine ?

Find out in Inquisition....

Can he clear her Deep Roads?
Can she be his Right Hand?

I really, really like the idea of them getting together now. Hmm. Need more banter on it.

[NoForgiveness]

Varric: I thaught I saw a Templar
Solas: you did you did see a templar
Cassandra: why is your voice suddenly high pitched?
Solas: Yellow birds don't lie

............. I don't get it....

[Clockwork_Wings]

............. I don't get it....

Sylvester and Tweetie.

[Aedan Amell]

Bull-romancing Inquisitor/Iron Bull/Varric

*party approaches small cave*

Inquisitor: Looks a little cramped. You wanna sit this one out?

Bull: Don't worry I've fit into smaller places...

Inquisitor: *blushes*

Varric: Am I missing something? I usually pick up on this sort of thing.

[TheLittleBird]

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around...
I did say I needed more of this. Now with an Inquisitor dialogue-option, as we know we'll be getting that in the game.

Blackwall: Why did you join the Seekers, Cassandra?

Cassandra: I think it's for the same reason that you joined the Wardens. To help others.

Blackwall: I imagine being a Seeker would be more difficult. We face mere creatures; you face actual people of flesh and blood.

Cassandra: But we don't slowly succumb to the taint, as you do. You, as a Warden, deserve every admiration for choosing this path.

Blackwall: As do you, milady. In your service to the Chantry, you've shown the world that a strong will can achieve the greatest of things. Killing a few darkspawn is nothing compared to that.

Varric: I'm confused. Is there love in the air, or is this your idea of a joke?

Inquisitor:

A ) Leave them be, Varric.

Cassandra: Thank you, Inquisitor. I was afraid that I'd have to threaten him there.

B ) Maybe they're being possessed. Slowly.

Varric: Ha! Nothing Bianca can't handle.

Blackwall: Hmph.

C ) *Ignore*

Blackwall: And what would the punchline be then, Varric?

Varric: I imagine it'd involve me getting thrown off a cliff somewhere.

Cassandra: Well, now that you mention it...

[Solaria]

This thread is pure gold, I haven't laughed so much in ages.

[Rake451]

Takes place in a ruined Thaig.  Cassandra, Sera, and the Inquisitor "stand guard" (or sit around bored out of their minds) while Solas dreams and enters the Fade to learn more about the ruins.

 

Sera: So then the bloody Sister gets all insulted by the details we painted their statue, and she calls the town guard to run us off! 

 

Cassandra: Maker's breath! Is that why I had to go back in and get the supplies you forgot?  And why there were wanted posters of you both?!

 

Sera: In my defense, it was really funny at the time.

 

Inquisitor: She's right, it was funny. And we were also incredibly drunk when it all started.

 

Cass:  ... The entire world is coming apart, and I'm stuck saving it with bloody children...

 

Sera:  Hey, at least we keep it all interesting.  Speaking of which, are we sure Baldy-boy is actually working, or is he just trying to take a nap?

 

*As if on cue, the mediating Solas snaps awake and jumps to his feet, pale and out of breath.*

 

Solas: We should run.  We should start running for the exit and never stop.

 

Inq: What are you on about?

 

Solas: No time! We-

 

*Solas is cut off by a demonic roar from deeper in the ruins.  A rumbling sound seems to be coming closer with every second.  The group turns to the sound and then turns back as one to glare at Solas.*

 

Solas:  Oh dear... It seems to have followed me back.

 

Cass: What. Did you. Do?

 

Solas: It seemed quite friendly at first.

 

Demon getting closer:  I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SKIN. ELF!

 

Inq: Yeah, sounds super friendly.  Great job, Solas.

 

Sera: What are you all on about? We can kill one demon, no sweat.

 

*A chorus of demonic shrieking rise along side the first roar.*

 

Solas: About that. The demon in question also had several lesser beings as retainers.

 

Sera:  Ah, well then we're dead.

 

Inq: The hell we are.  Form up! Cassandra, take point! Sera, stop talking! Every time you speak, things get worse! Get to that ridge and start feathering everything other wordily!  

 

Sera: On it!

 

*Lighting flashes through out the cavern, coming from the direction of the oncoming demons.*

 

Sera: Oops.

 

Inq: *Sigh* Just go... And Solas!

 

Solas: Yes, Inquisitor?

 

Inq: You and me?  We're gonna have a conversation about you making friends in the future.

 

Solas:  I thought as much.

 

Inq:  Hell, at least it's not boring anymore.  Let's get to to work!

 

*Demons arrive.  Badass-ery ensues.*

[Wolfen09]

Cole: Iron Bull may I ask a question?

Iron Bull: Sure, what troubles the Spirit Demon thingy.

Cole: Do you ever wonder why we're here?

IB: That is one of Life's great mysteries, were we all created with a singular purpose or were we thrown into the crucible of creation? It can keep a man up at night.

C: No I mean why are we wandering around the desert aimlessly for the last couple of hours.

IB: Oh, I think we're lost.

Inquisitor: I heard that!

C: Do you wish to talk about the other stuff?

IB: ...No

 

 

like a puma?  (good ol RvB)

[KC_Prototype]

Can he clear her Deep Roads?
Can she be his Right Hand?

I really, really like the idea of them getting together now. Hmm. Need more banter on it.

You dirty little munchkins! 

[Wolfen09]

Varric:  So Enchanter, do all mages dream like solas do, or is he just weird like that?

 

Viviene:  What do you mean?  All beings go to the fade when they dream.

 

Varric:  I mean, are they all normal...  like he walks around and talks to the spirits, while my dreams consist of me having a few drinks and fighting demon possessed darkspawn in dresses arguing about templars.

 

Viviene:  Im starting to think you're the weird one dwarf.

 

Varric:  Having seen what ive seen, that makes a lot of sense.

[TheLittleBird]

A continuation of the Blackwall/Cassandra-romance.

For this one, let us assume that something happened to Cullen, which is integral to the plot. So it happens on every playthrough. Let's say... he was out doing the dishes and got jumped by a horde of fangirls. Ran into the woods, wasn't found until the next day, near-death. Currently being tended to by the medical staff of Skyhold.
Got it? Let's get this banter going then.

Blackwall: I do hope Cullen is going to be alright. He's a fine lad.

Cassandra: Actually, I've been meaning to ask you about that.

Blackwall: Oh, sure! Anything you want, milady.

Cassandra: Well... I know you've been busy training the men, now that Cullen's not around, but lately, the rough weather's been making it really difficult for us to patrol the perimeter, and...

Blackwall: ...you need me to accompany you. Sure, no problem.

Cassandra: I was actually going to ask you if you'd lend me some of your men, but if you think that's a better idea...

Blackwall: Oh, Skyhold will be fine without me. Besides, the perimeter is of more importance right now than the inner courtyards of the keep, as an attack is unlikely to hit the latter first. As a Warden, I have a lot of experience with this sort of thing. I'll gather some of my men and come to help you.

Cassandra: Thank you, Blackwall. I appreciate that.
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Later, in Skyhold (because the devs said we get advisor-banter there)...
Cullen's still in bed, and a servant just walks in as he is calling for...

Cullen: Cassandra! Oww... my sides... ugh, where is that woman when you need her?

Servant: She's out, milord. Patrolling the perimeter with that Grey Warden.

Cullen: With Blackwall? Patrolling the peri- say, is that slang for something?

Servant: No, milord. They're out by the woods, been there for a few hours.

Cullen: Well I'll be... thank you, serah, for telling me.

Servant: My pleasure, milord.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

You dirty little munchkins! 

 

To be honest...Cassandra x Cullen is much more awesome...

 

Only if it annoys the fangirls...

 

Inquisition's Love Triangle :- Femquisitor, Cassandra, Cullen...Who will claim the Templar boy's virginity first ? 

[Basement Cat]

To be honest...Cassandra x Cullen is much more awesome...

 

Only if it annoys the fangirls...

 

Inquisition's Love Triangle :- Femquisitor, Cassandra, Cullen...Who will claim the Templar boy's virginity first ? 

I just hope Cullen is not Alistair 2.0. Then again, I don't think he will be quite as naive, considering he has seen both mages and templars go off the deep end.