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[cjones91]

Ena:So umm.....how are we going to get past this wall?

 

IB:I have a suggestion.

 

Ena:Oh?I like to hear it then.

 

IB:I'll toss you over the wall and and you can get the gates open.That way the others can get in.

 

Ena:Ooh that sounds fun!I'm in.

 

Five minutes later.

 

Cassandra:What is taking those two so long?(Cass then hears a excited yell as a pillar of fire shoots out of the fort.

 

The group rushs to the gates where Ena was waiting.

 

Cassandra:What in Maker's name happened?

 

Ena:Iron Bull threw me over the wall,I took out the guards near the gate and let you guys in.Simple.

[Lady Noelle]

This thread is so glorious, you all are beyond talented. Thank you for making me wet myself multiple times, o.m.g

[Basement Cat]

The return of Ragequisitor!

 

*Ragequisitor and Cassandra not talking due to argument. Ragequisitor is leading, Cass is following with Iron Bull and Sera behind her*

 

Ragequisitor: *silent fuming*

 

Cassandra: *silent fuming*

 

Sera: *whispering to Iron Bull* Are we really going to have to put up with this for three whole weeks?

 

Iron Bull: *whispering back* I think not. I have a plan.

 

Sera: *normal voice* Oh really? What is it?

 

Iron Bull: Watch. *shoves Cassandra into Ragequisitor*

 

Ragequisitor: Maker's breath... What are you doing?

 

Cassandra: That wasn't my fault! He pushed me! *points at IB*

 

Ragequisitor: Well, if you didn't wear that ridiculous armor, you would not fall so easily!

 

Cassandra: Better that than to be skewered by the flimsiest blade!

 

*the pair continue arguing*

 

Sera: Well, you got them talking at least.

 

Iron Bull: Yes. This should make the journey much more enjoyable.

 

Sera: Got any snacks?

[Jazzpha]

Mage inquisitor: Between the Mages and the Templars, I'm siding with the Mages. I spent literally my whole life in the Circle. That was no fun.

Cassandra: "Literally" your whole life? Isn't that a bit exaggerated?

Inq: No, actually. I was born in a Circle tower. I'm told my father was a Templar, actually. Never knew him, though.

Cass: Oh. That's.... oh. I didn't know that sort of thing... happened.

Varric: Have you seen many library stacks in your time, Seeker? Lots of places to get lost in. Trust me on that one.

Iron Bull: Actually, that reminds me of a story! One time--

Cass: Actually, that reminds *me* that there were some reports Cullen wanted me to look at. Excuse me, Inquisitor.

Inq: Of course.

[Caramacchiato]

(Male Qunquisitor, Varric, Iron Bull and Vivienne are trudging along as usual)

 

Varric: So, Bull. You and the Inquisitor.

 

IB: What about us?

 

Varric: I gotta ask, who wears the horns in the relationship?

 

IB: We both have horns, Varric.

 

Varric: I know, but who wears them, if you know what I mean.

 

Inquisitor (Diplomatic option): We both have horns. Rather fine ones, actually. Does that answer your question?

 

Varric: A little bit too clearly.

 

IB: Emphasis on "fine".

 

Vivienne: *Gags*

 

Inquisitor (Snarky option): Wear them? Despite what Vivienne would tell you, they're not accessories, Varric. Not that she can pull off the look, anyway.

 

Vivienne: I beg your pardon?

 

Varric: I deny any involvement in this conversation.

 

Inquisitor (Aggressive option): Who do you bloody think?

 

Varric: So...Bull then?

 

IB: *Laughs*

 

Vivienne: How...charming.

[cjones91]

Here's one from my Rogue Elven Inquisitor Crea(for what she looks like check my avatar).

 

Sera:Hey Crea,can I ask you something?

 

Crea:(Throws a dagger at a wooden board)Go ahead.

 

Sera:So I noticed my coin purse was lighter than usual...do you know why that is?

 

Crea:Nope,I don't steal things....at least not all the time.

 

Sera:I see....well I'm sure someone enjoyed themselves on my coin,I'll catch whoever did it though.

 

Crea:Yes yes,now do you mind leaving?I am practicing my knife throwing skills.

 

A hour later.....

 

Cassandra:Crea,we need to discuss something.

 

Crea:Ugh fine....what is it this time?

 

Cassandra:Several of our troops have discovered that some of their possessions are missing,do you know what--

 

Crea:I do not.

 

Cassandra:.....Very well then.

 

Twenty minutes later.....

 

Varric:Hello there Crea,I was wondering if you by chance know--

 

Crea:For the third and final time,I do not know where all the misplaced things are.I do not know who took them so leave me be!(Crea storms off while Varric is left confused.

 

Varric:Hmph....all I was going to ask is if she knew a good place where I can get Bianca a check up.

[KC_Prototype]

Mage inquisitor: Between the Mages and the Templars, I'm siding with the Mages. I spent literally my whole life in the Circle. That was no fun.

Cassandra: "Literally" your whole life? Isn't that a bit exaggerated?

Inq: No, actually. I was born in a Circle tower. I'm told my father was a Templar, actually. Never knew him, though.

Cass: Oh. That's.... oh. I didn't know that sort of thing... happened.

Varric: Have you seen many library stacks in your time, Seeker? Lots of places to get lost in. Trust me on that one.

Iron Bull: Actually, that reminds me of a story! One time--

Cass: Actually, that reminds *me* that there were some reports Cullen wanted me to look at. Excuse me, Inquisitor.

Inq: Of course.

This isn't possible since the backgrounds of each mage Inquisitor conflict with it but it was still great.

[Aedan Amell]

Cassandra/ Varric

Cassandra: You know, Varric, of all of the Champion's companions, I find Aveline to be the most admirable.

Varric: Seeker, I'm hurt!

Cassandra: I'm serious. I can admire a woman who is confident in herself in battle and follows through with her duties to the letter.

Varric: You know, I see a little of her in you.

Cassandra: Really?

Varric: You never back down from a battle and you do what it takes to get the job done.

Cassandra: Thank you, Varric. I would have never expected that from you.

Varric: Plus you've got a big ass shield to boot! Just don't go into the next battle shouting "I stab for all of us!"

Cassandra: That I expected.

[efd731]

"I stab for all of us!!" And I'm dying laughing, thank you thread

[Basement Cat]

Ragequisitor tries being subtle.

 

Ragequisitor: *eating breakfast and reading a parchment*

 

Cassandra: Ah, there you are Trevelyan. Come along, I want to see how well you handle yourself in a fight.

 

Ragequisitor: *keeps reading and eating*

 

Cassandra: *roll eyes* Now really, you are being childish.

 

Ragequisitor: *keeps reading and eating*

 

Cassandra: Come on, stop being *tap on the shoulder* a...

 

Ragequisitor: *jumps a foot in the air* Aaah, holy Maker! What'd you do that for?

 

Cassandra: *apologetic* Oh, I'm sorry. What were you reading?

 

Ragequisitor: Reports. I was thinking of a way to secure our supply lines. Or I was until I was so rudely interrupted. *glare*

 

Cassandra: *annoyed and embarrassed* Again, I am sorry. I shall leave you to it then. *walks out*

 

Varric: *applauding* A fine performance.

 

Ragequisitor: How long until she clues in, do you think?

 

Varric: I think you might cross the bridge, if you go really fast.

[BraveVesperia]

"I stab for all of us!!" And I'm dying laughing, thank you thread

Me too, I ended up choking on my morning coffee at work!

[KC_Prototype]

Ragequisitor tries being subtle.

 

Ragequisitor: *eating breakfast and reading a parchment*

 

Cassandra: Ah, there you are Trevelyan. Come along, I want to see how well you handle yourself in a fight.

 

Ragequisitor: *keeps reading and eating*

 

Cassandra: *roll eyes* Now really, you are being childish.

 

Ragequisitor: *keeps reading and eating*

 

Cassandra: Come on, stop being *tap on the shoulder* a...

 

Ragequisitor: *jumps a foot in the air* Aaah, holy Maker! What'd you do that for?

 

Cassandra: *apologetic* Oh, I'm sorry. What were you reading?

 

Ragequisitor: Reports. I was thinking of a way to secure our supply lines. Or I was until I was so rudely interrupted. *glare*

 

Cassandra: *annoyed and embarrassed* Again, I am sorry. I shall leave you to it then. *walks out*

 

Varric: *applauding* A fine performance.

 

Ragequisitor: How long until she clues in, do you think?

 

Varric: I think you might cross the bridge, if you go really fast.

Clues in to what?

[Basement Cat]

Clues in to what?

That the Inquisitor was making excuses to avoid sparring with her. 

[KC_Prototype]

That the Inquisitor was making excuses to avoid sparring with her. 

Oh...  

[Wolfen09]

Inquisitor:  So anybody got any ideas how to fight this giant tentacle wormy dragon thing? (the one from the new trailer where we see hawke and warden)

 

Male Hawke  This is a new one even for me, what about Mr. Mime over there?

 

Male dalish Warden:  *shakes head*

 

*mid battle, conversations taking place while dodging attacks*

 

Inquisitor:  Not even the elf has any ideas....  how bout just crushing its skull in?

 

Hawke:  I think our elven mime has tried that already (warden rushes in sword drawn, gets thrown back, charges again, gets thrown back), i swear, how he became the hero of ferelden is an enigma, he would fit right in with those people in kirkwall jumping off the roofs to fight.

 

Inquisitor:  I dont think this is the time for social commentary hawke.

 

Hawke:  Just trying to take our minds of the pain that is about to be inflicted on us.

 

Inquisitor:  If only varric were here

[BronzTrooper]

My human-hating city elf (2-hander warrior), my blood mage Hawke, and my 2-hander m!qunari Inquisitor (fighting the thing from the trailer):

 

Hawke: What in the Maker's name is that?!

 

Inquisitor:  It doesn't matter!  It's in our way!

 

Warden:  I like the way you think!

 

(few minutes of fighting later)

 

Hawke:  How does this thing not die?!

 

Warden:  Cram it, shem!

 

Inquisitor: Focus on the battle!  Not on arguing with each other!

 

Warden: Speak for yourself!  I'm holding back to give this thing a fighting chance!

 

Hawke:  What?!  * gets slapped by creature-thing's tail and is KO'd *

 

Inquisitor:  Hawke's down!

 

Warden:  Finally!  * hits creature-thing's weak spot (because it's probably going to have one) *

 

* creature-thing dies *

 

Inquisitor:  * turns to face Warden *  How long did you know about that?!

 

Warden:  About ten minutes.  * shrugs *  Didn't want kill the thing while the shem was still conscious.

 

Inquisitor:  * facepalms *

[Wolfen09]

(gameplay footage from gamescom reference)

 

Inquisitor:  You know, we rescued our soldiers from those aravaars, but we never did find out what was turning all those people into undead.

 

Blackwall:  Details lass, we did good and deserved a few drinks as a reward, no shame in leaving a job unfinished.

 

Inquisitor:  You're right, i did need a drink after wandering around in all that rain.

 

Cole:  But that just leaves more people open to being turned into undead.

 

Solas:  Shhhh...  you know how angry she gets when her drinking is interrupted by logic.

 

Cole:  Kinda hard to forget, i mean cassandra and her just went nuts in the library.  I dont think they left a single book unstabbed.

 

Solas:  Pretty sure i saw varric crying in the corner that day.

[Wolfen09]

At a fancy orlesian ball

 

Cassandra dancing with inquisitor

 

Cassandra:  *whispering* Do you really have to pickpocket everyone?

 

Rogue Inquisitor:  *whispering* We came here to get critical information to our cause, ive got to make sure.

 

Cassandra:  *whispering* You got what you came for an hour ago, now you're just stealing.

 

Inquisitor: *whispering* I didnt say we couldnt enjoy ourselves.

 

Cassandra:  *whispering* Apparently not.

 

Varric and Blackwall watching from side

 

Blackwall:  Look at the whispering to each other, ahh to be young and in love again.

 

Varric:  Pretty sure it has nothing to do with love, she hasnt tried to stab him or any critical documents yet.  Plus hes pretty much pickpocketed half of the orlesian nobility, best prepare for some fireworks beardy.

 

Blackwall:  What?  You think they will find out?

 

Varric:  Goin by our recent string of luck, yeah and its gonna involve a lot of fancy hats.

 

*demons and blood mages burst through windows and wreck party*

 

Varric:  Wow, a rare miss...  normally i would have had seen that coming.

 

Blackwall:  Well if you count those mages in the fancy hats, you werent far off.

 

Inquisitor and Cassandra come running up

 

Inquisitor and Cassandra at same time:  Varric!  What did you do?!

 

Varric:  What?  I just said that people in fancy hats were gonna cause problems.

 

Demon takes the head off an orlesian noble and fancy hat lands on its head

 

Varric:  Ok, ill shut up now

[Wolfen09]

tryin to keep the drive alive.

 

 

Varric:  C'mon inquisitor, when are you gonna tell me what really happened when you got your special glowing hand thingy?

 

Inquisitor:  I've told you i really dont remember, 1 minute im talking to some very important people, the next stuff starts exploding and im thrown into the fade.

 

Varric:  Yeah, but something must have happened to give you that power.

 

Inquisitor:  Well, everything is kind of hazy at that point, i think i remember seeing some person wearing a headdress touch my hand, or maybe i just drank some bad fade lyrium.

 

Varric:  You drank lyrium?

 

Inquisitor:  Maybe it was lyrium, who the hell knows, alls i know is that during all that the only thing on my mind is "i need a drink."

 

Varric:  Why does that not surprise me.  It would also explain why you looked so nauseous when the seeker found you.

 

Inquisitor:  Nah, that was something else completely.

 

Varric:  Oh really, might i inquire what that was?

 

Inquisitor:  Lets just say i found that i like having women threaten me with sharp objects.

 

Varric:  You know what, forget i asked

[BraveVesperia]

I've been thinking about a romance for Cassandra, and I kind of ended up with this slightly tsundere and anti-social Lavellan.

 

Josephine: Inquisitor, I’m glad I found you.

Lavellan: Working.

Josephine: I can see that. Why would you work in the tavern?

Lavellan: Ambience.

Josephine: If you say so. I was actually just wondering if I could look at those accounts –

Lavellan: Working now. Go.

Josephine: Well, that’s just rude. *goes over to Sera* Is he always incapable of stringing more than two words together, or is it only when he’s in a tavern?

Sera: Oh, he’s always like that. Only one person can snap him out of it. Watch this. Hey, Inquisitor!

Lavellan: *looks up* Working, Sera. *looks down*

Sera: That’s too bad! I just saw Cass and she said she was looking for a sparring partner.

Lavellan: Oh! Oh. Well, I think… this can wait a little while. Uh... Josephine, hold onto my papers, will you? Thanks. *Leaves*

Josephine: Interesting… thank you, Sera. I’m certain I can find a way to use this to my advantage in future.

Sera: I know I have! *swipes Inquisitor’s drink*

[Wolfen09]

LIES!  My inquisitor would never leave a drink unfinished!

[cjones91]

Trisha:So who is the red haired elf here?

Ena:My name is Ena,I assume you're the Champion of Kirkwall?

Trisha:Yes dear,though I never liked that title all that much.I prefer something more.....grand and flashy.

Ena:Oh?And what did you have in mind?

Trisha:Hero of Kirkwall,though part of the title was already taken.

Selena:By me of course.

Trisha:Hello cousin,how's it going?

Selena:Eh...darkspawn to kill and yet another world crisis to resolve.We should really get paid for this.

Ena:Expecting payment will have to wait until the Breach is stopped.

Selena:(Sighs) But of course,killing demons should be a different change of pace from fighting darkspawn.For one they don't smell as bad.

[garrusfan1]

iron bull-so varric what's it like being a midgit...I mean dwarf

 

Varric-oh I have never heard that before...ox men.

Ironbull-nug humper.

 

Varric-grey man.

 

Iron bull-hairy piece of..

 

Inquisator-Oh would you two shut up! you have been at it since bloody tevinter

[BronzTrooper]

(related to the tarot card companion selection screen)

 

* Varric, Sera, Blackwall, and IB are playing a game of Wicked Grace in Skyhold *

 

Varric:  * draws a card *  Ooh, I'm on a roll!

 

IB: We'll see about that.

 

Blackwall:  * draws a card and looks at it curiously *

 

Varric:  Got a bad hand, Beardy?

 

Blackwall:  No, it's not that.

 

Sera: Then what is it?

 

Blackwall:  * shows tarot card of Varric *

 

Varric:  * laughs *  At least whoever made that managed to get my good side!

 

IB:  Is there one for me?

 

* Inquisitor walks in and sees Varric's tarot card in Blackwall's hand *

 

Blackwall:  Ah.  Inquisitor.  Do you kno--  * Inquisitor swipes the tarot card from Blackwall's hand and sprints out of the room *

 

Sera:  What was that all about?

 

* everyone else shrugs *

[Wolfen09]

Cassandra:  So inquisitor, who will you take with you on this task to Red cliffe?

 

Inquisitor:  You know i couldnt really decide so i drew a picture of each and everyone on some cards.  Im gonna put them in a hat and draw 3 out to decide who goes with me.

 

Cassandra:  But wont that give you a chance of severely unbalancing the team?

 

Inquisitor:  You know, i thought that too when sera suggested it, but now i think it would be fun.

 

*Iron bull pokes head in from door*

 

Iron bull:  Think of the mayhem.

 

*Cassandra beating her head against the wall in corner

 

Inquisitor:  What?  *shrugs shoulders