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Decorating Skyhold Continued

 

Cassandra:  This room.... well, it was used as a recreational area, but it looks like it was turned into a make shift armory at some point....  What should we do with it?

 

Inquisitor:  Well, we have an armory down in the basement level, i dont think we need one right off the main hall....  how about a.... oh darnit.... what do you humans call them?  Oh yes, a tavern, what about a tavern?

 

Cassandra:  *gives him a suspicious look*  What good would a tavern do?

 

Inquisitor:  It would... raise the troop's morale?  Yeah, it would raise their morale....

 

Cassandra:  You sure this isnt just something for you so you can get drunk all the time?

 

Varric:  Do you dalish even have alcohol?

 

Inquisitor:  We move too much to make our own, but on occasion we have traded with the shems.... Course we have herbs that when smoked give the same effect, the shems love those....

 

Varric:  Got any to share?

 

Cassandra:  Don't you have some story to write dwarf?

 

Varric:  Hint taken, *mumbling* don't need her stabbing my next work...

 

Cassandra:  And you?  Shall we move on?

 

Inquisitor:  Is that a "yay" or "nay" to the tavern idea?

 

Cassandra:  Its fine, I myself could see myself taking a moment or two to lie down my burdens and cut loose.  I just have to make sure you and the others don't go overboard though, if you spend all day here at the keep drunk, we wont get anything done.  *looks back and inquisitor is gone*

 

Inquisitor:  *pokes head into main hall*  WE GOT THE TAVERN!

 

Troops:  *Cheering*

 

Cassandra:  *Grabs inquisitor by the ear*  Let's move on shall we?  *evil grin*

 

Inquisitor:  OW, ow, ow, Okay, lets move on...

 

Cassandra:  Very good


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Decorating Skyhold Continued

 

Cassandra:  And here we have what used to be the aviary by the looks of it.

 

Inquisitor:  Aviary?  As in birds?

 

Cassandra:  Yes, they kept messenger birds up here.

 

Inquisitor:  Well, where are the birds?

 

Cassandra:  Do you really expect trained messenger birds to hang around an abandoned castle that no one has lived in for 100 years?  They probably realized they werent going to get fed and flew off.

 

Inquisitor:  Well, we will have to train the new birds to be more disciplined... can't have our birds slacking off now can we.

 

Cassandra:  *giggles* I guess we will put leliana on that then, she seems to be the type to like to teach discipline...

 

Inquisitor:  Really?  But shes so nice and older sistery like...

 

Cassandra:  Oh really?  And here i thought i was that type.

 

Inquisitor:  Leliana is the nice sister who hugs you and give you candies, Cass is the big sister who is really grumpy and yells at me a lot but only because she really loves me.

 

Cassandra:  That's right, I only yell at you because i lov.... *covers mouth embarrassed*

 

Inquisitor:  Why did you stop?  *looks up with puppy dog eyes*

 

Cassandra:  Enough, back to work *blushing*

 

Inquisitor:  Awwww, I was hoping for a break.... maybe a trip down to haven to hit up the tavern.

 

Cassandra:  You can go to the tavern after we decide on a few more things for the west wing.

 

Inquisitor:  You never let me have any fun.  *pouting*


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From the Varric thread:

Varric: I saw that, you know.
 
Cassandra: What?
 
Varric: You were staring at him again. Longingly, I might add.
 
Cassandra: *blush* There was no longing!
 
Varric: But you admit you were staring at him?
 
Cassandra: *huff* So what if I was?
 
Varric: Are you going to talk to him or just stare awkwardly?
 
Cassandra: I... There's no point. He still resents me from our first meeting.
 
Varric: Then maybe an apology would be a good first step? A compliment or two would not go amiss either.
 
Cassandra: ... So I should just walk up to him and say 'sorry I held you at sword point, and locked you up, and treated you like a common criminal? Also, I think you are terribly handsome?'
 
Inquisitor: Would you? That'd be great.
 
Varric: See? It's so much easier when people talk to each other.
 
Cassandra: *mortified*
 
Continued
 
Varric: I admit the delivery was not ideal, but at least the ice is broken
 
Cassandra: *death glare* Drop this subject. Now.
 
Varric: Come come, Seeker, there's no need to be like that. He didn't seem opposed to the idea at all!
 
Cassandra: I swear I will! ... ... He wasn't?
 
Varric: You heard him! He said it would be great!
 
Cassandra: He was jesting! 
 
Varric: Nah, he was teasing you! Being playful! Go on. Go talk to him.
 
Cassandra: *huff* I... I don't know what to say to him. Words fail me when I try.
 
Inquisitor: Have you considered body language? *suggestive smirk*
 
Varric: It's more eloquent than anything else!
 
Cassandra: *blushing furiously*

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Decorating skyhold continued (why wont November get here, im running out of material)

 

 

*After a night at the tavern in haven (skyhold is now under construction)*

 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

 

Cassandra:  Inquisitor, are you awake yet?  *Talking through the door*

 

Inquisitor:  Ughh my head, yes im awake Cass.

 

Cassandra:  Get dressed and hurry down to the war room, we have much to discuss today.

 

*Gets dressed and heads to war room*

 

Cassandra:  Good, you're here.  We have the entire west wing completed, they have started work on the library and fixing the forges in the armory.

 

Inquisitor:  And the tavern?

 

Sera:  Yeah, have they started on the bar yet?  Please say yes.

 

Cassandra:  No, we have higher priorities on our list.

 

Sera and inquisitor together:  Cass is a big meanie.....

 

Cassandra:  What is it with elves and being childish?

 

Sera:  Its a part of our charm, people think we are innocent, naive, and cute.... you know, until we stab them a few times....

 

Inquisitor:  Sera, people think you are innocent, naive, and cute until you open your mouth, way before you even think of stabbing them....

 

Sera:  And just like that, shot down....  I thought you would be more sympathetic, being an elf yourself and all.

 

Inquisitor:  What am I being sympathetic to?  Plus im dalish, i dont have anything in common with the city elves....

 

Sera:  Whatever, doesnt matter, we need to get this bar as quick as possible.  Think you can butter Cass up to get her to push it up on the schedule?

 

Cassandra:  Im standing right here you know....

 

Inquisitor:  Yeah, i think i can....  I have this look where i do the sad mabari eyes.... she cant say no to those....

 

Cassandra:  NO

 

Inquisitor and Sera:  AWWWWW


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Love your banters, Wolfen! I'm out of likes, sorry.

 

Continuing my previous line of banters:

 

Varric: So, Trev, tell me. Are you really interested in the Seeker or are you just yanking her chain?

 

Inquisitor: Well, I would have been mocking her, but that was before I heard her say those things about me. Now it wouldn't feel right.

 

Varric: Oh? You don't want payback for what she did to you?

 

Inquisitor: You know, that woman has a serious attitude problem. She's aggressive, temperamental and bossy and I have no problem mocking her for that. But to ridicule a lady for having tender feelings? That's just cruel.

 

Varric: I guess. So, you plan on making a move?

 

Inquisitor: Eventually. As nasty as her temper is, there's no denying she's a fine looking woman. Those leggings are very flattering. And those little rosebuds she hides under her armor are just begging for attention. *grin*

 

Cassandra: *crimson* Let's get moving! We have a long way to go still!


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Trollquisitor strikes again!

 

*Inquisitor sitting in the tavern, Leliana walks in*

 

Inquisitor: Oh look, Varric, a red crested nightingale just flew in!

 

Varric: It's a pretty specimen, isn't it?

 

Leliana: *eye roll*

 

*Josephine walks in*

 

Inquisitor: Ooh! An Antivan humming bird!

 

Sera: It's so dainty!

 

Josephine: *smile*

 

*Cassandra walks in*

 

Iron Bull: Huh, I'm not sure what kind of bird we got here.

 

Blackwall: I would guess a goshawk.

 

Inquisitor: Nah, it's a shrieking harpy.


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Varric: So this fade thing, is it always so... Weird.

Solas: Weird is not what I would call it, but yes the land of dreams is not bound by the rules of Thedas.

Varric: Dwarves don't dream, we sleep like the stone.

Solas: If the Fade disturbs you so then why do you follow the Inquisitor though it all.

Varric: I was in Kirkwall while one brave [man/woman] tried to keep the whole crazed city from collapsing in on itself. I just want see the world set wright.

Solas: A noble goal my friend.

Varric: then are you going to join Bull, Sera, Dorian and I at wicked grace back at the Keep?

Solas: I could do worse things.
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Inquisitor and Cassandra banter (continued form above)

 

*The Inquisitor gets Cassandra alone by a stream*

 

Inquisitor: So, you think I'm 'terribly handsome'?

 

Cassandra: *blush* I am not in the mood to be teased, Trevelyan!

 

Inquisitor: That was not my intent. I was just curious as to when you started thinking that.

 

Cassandra: *redder* I'm not sure.

 

Inquisitor: Ah, was it as you were threatening to cut my head off, when I was locked in the dungeon or when I was covered in demon blood that you thought: 'what a hunk!' ?

 

Cassandra: *small laugh* The demon blood certainly made a nice contrast with your eyes.

 

Inquisitor: *surprised pause* So you do have a sense of humor.  

 

Cassandra: You sound surprised.

 

Inquisitor: Can you blame me?

 

Cassandra: Not for this, no. *smile*

 

Inquisitor: *steps closer, smirking* You're very pretty when you smile.

 

Cassandra: *step back, irritated* Back off, Trevelyan. You are going too fast.

 

Inquisitor: *steps closer* Am I?

 

Cassandra: Yes!  *steps back right into the stream* Blast it!

 

Inquisitor: Well, you can blame me for that! *walks away*


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Adaar: So you worked for the Chantry?
Cassandra: Yes.
Adaar: You don't look like a priest.
Cassandra: I wasn't a priest. I was a Seeker of Truth.
Adaar: Meaning?
Cassandra: We acted as the watchers for the Templars and investigate internal corruption and magical threats.
Adaar: A pity you didn't do a better job.
Cassandra: Excuse me!
Adaar: I have spoken to Varric, he told me of the many abuses the Templars perpetrated and nearly took over the of Kirkwall and not once did your order get involved . Hardly surprising that the Rebellion happened.
Cassandra: The mage Anders destroyed the Chantry.
Adaar: So the Knight Commander decided to kill the Circle Mages who weren't involved ? Sigh Humans.
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Adaar: So you worked for the Chantry?
Cassandra: Yes.
Adaar: You don't look like a priest.
Cassandra: I wasn't a priest. I was a Seeker of Truth.
Adaar: Meaning?
Cassandra: We acted as the watchers for the Templars and investigate internal corruption and magical threats.
Adaar: A pity you didn't do a better job.
Cassandra: Excuse me!
Adaar: I have spoken to Varric, he told me of the many abuses the Templars perpetrated and nearly took over the of Kirkwall and not once did your order get involved . Hardly surprising that the Rebellion happened.
Cassandra: The mage Anders destroyed the Chantry.
Adaar: So the Knight Commander decided to kill the Circle Mages who weren't involved ? Sigh Humans.

 

Those silly shems and their illogical ways...


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Cassandra : What exactly do you have against the Chantry?
Adaar: Three Exalted Marches and the Tevinter imperium. Tell me where is the wisdom in worshipping a dead women and an absentee God who does nothing?
Cassandra: The Exalted Marches were in retaliation for the Qunari invasion !
Adaar: And butchering the converts who wouldn't come back? Yes truly, they must have been a terrifying threat.
Cassandra : The Maker isn't absent!
Adaar: True, he unleashed the Darkspawn upon us all. And the one being who could verify his existence he let die.
Cassandra : That was because of the frailty and weaknesses of mankind !
Adaar: At least you admit their your mistakes. A shame you don't learn from them.
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ouch, if that doesnt start you down the rivalmance path with cass, i dont know what will


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ouch, if that doesnt start you down the rivalmance path with cass, i dont know what will


I am thinking about starting as a rivalry with my Qunari warrior but which develops into a genuine love. It is a clash of culture and race.
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The continued adventures of Cassandra and Trevelyan

 

Varric: She's still giving you the cold shoulder?

 

Inquisitor: Yep. She didn't like my little prank one bit.

 

Varric: What are you going to do about it?

 

Inquisitor: You'll see tomorrow morning. But I think she'll warm up to me.

 

*morning the next day*

 

*Cassandra joins the group*

 

Varric: Good morning, Seeker.

 

Cassandra: Good morning, Varric. Is Trevelyan about?

 

Varric: I think he went to gather some firewood.

 

*Inquisitor arrives carrying an armful of wood and shirtless*

 

Inquisitor: Good morning, everyone!

 

Varric: Morning.

 

Cassandra: *blush* G-good morning. *averts gaze*

 

Inquisitor: *drops wood down* Whew, that was a heavy load. I think we got enough for a while *raises arms and leans back in a stretch*

 

Cassandra: *sneaking glances* Umm, that's... good.

 

Varric: *smirking* Yeah, we need to get the fire going.

 

Inquisitor: *blatantly flexing* Oh, I think we got a pretty good blaze going over there.

 

Cassandra: *crimson* I hate you.

 

Inquisitor: *places hands behind head and flexes abs* Of course you do. That's why you are giving me those heated glares right now.

 

Cassandra: Will you stop that?

 

Inquisitor: *rotates hips* Make me.

 

Cassandra: *turns her back to him* I will not fall for that trick.

 

Inquisitor: Pity.

 

Varric: I swear, Seeker, we could fry an egg on your face.

 

Cassandra: Shut up!


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Adaar: So you're Ben-Hassrath?
Iron Bull: Yes I am. Why?
Adaar: I would like to learn more about the Qun. Isn't it your job to inform others?
Iron Bull: Why the curiosity?
Adaar: Just weighing my options when the Qunari invade again.
Iron Bull: What makes you think they'll invade.
Adaar: Don't insult my intelligence. We both know they will return. I simply want to prepare for the inevitable.
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Here's what I think a usual convo between Cassandra and my f!Dalish Inquisitor would be like:

 

Cassandra: I understand that you are Dalish.

 

Lavellan: Yes, though I expect the Chantry would refer to me and my people as 'heathens'.

 

Cassandra: Not all in the Chantry consider the Dalish to be heathens.

 

Lavellan: Really?  Then the Exalted March on the Dales was just a joke?  A pity that I don't see the humor behind it.

 

Cassandra: That's not what I--

 

Lavellan: Don't try to explain.  I doubt I'd even care, anyway.


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Here's what I think a usual convo between Cassandra and my f!Dalish Inquisitor would be like:

 

Cassandra: I understand that you are Dalish.

 

Lavellan: Yes, though I expect the Chantry would refer to me and my people as 'heathens'.

 

Cassandra: Not all in the Chantry consider the Dalish to be heathens.

 

Lavellan: Really?  Then the Exalted March on the Dales was just a joke?  A pity that I don't see the humor behind it.

 

Cassandra: That's not what I--

 

Lavellan: Don't try to explain.  I doubt I'd even care, anyway.

 

Make that male Dalish Inquisitor as well. If you don't mind, I would like to borrow this conversation and expand on it a bit. 

 

Cassandra: I understand that you are Dalish.

 

Lavellan: Did the ears and the tattoos give me away ? To answer your question, yes, although I expect the Chantry would refer to me and my people as 'heathens'. Make that apostate heathen. *channels mana*

 

Cassandra: Not all in the Chantry consider the Dalish to be heathens.

 

Lavellan: Really? Then the Exalted March on the Dales was just a joke?  The attacks on Dalish camps because mages seek refuge there was for fun ? A pity that I don't see the humor behind it, shemlen. 

 

Cassandra: That's not what I--

 

Lavellan: Don't try to explain. I doubt you would make any sense. Also what is this about Andraste that I have been hearing...

 

Cassandra: *angrily and confusedly fumbles for words* What has Andraste got to do with this ?!

 

Lavellan: Oh I don't know. It seems odd that the Chantry would just erase all the stories about Shartan and the elves who supported her. I suppose that is another joke too...Oh wait ! We are heathens so it is okay to...what is the word... to bulls*** about it, hmm ?

 

Cassandra: *at loss of words*. 

 

Lavellan: *stern voice* Leave me be, Chantry shem. First you put a sword to my throat, then you imprison me and now you ask stupid questions. Leave.me.be.


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Male Mage Trevelyan: Tell me Seeker, what is your opinion on mages. Yoir own not the Chantry's. I've lived in the Circle long enough to know it well.
Cassandra: My opinions have changed over the years .
Trevelyan : Oh?
Cassandra: Both the Hero of Ferelden and Champion of Kirkwall were mages and they did extraordinary deeds. I am uncertain .
Trevelyan : Nicr to know. If only all Templars were as pretty and wise as you.
Cassandra: Pretty?
Trevelyan: Er em, is that the Elder One over there?
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I actually came up with one  :blink:  This was for Sera threath actually

 

 

Inq: *strumming trough her things* Wait where are my daggers?

 

Varric: Sera was sneaking around your stuff earlier

 

Inq: Thanks Varric *runs of to find Sera*

 

*   *   *

Inq: Sera. My daggers. BACK. NOW.

 

Sera: *grinning* nope

 

Inq: I'm not in mood for games Sera!

 

Sera: What's in it for me? *still grinning*

 

Inq: I won't make you need to meet healer?

 

Sera: Ah spoil sport. I was thinking more like a kiss

 

Inq: I don't ... wait what?

 

Sera: Kiss. You know putting lips together?

 

Inq: I know what a kiss is? *blushing*

 

Sera: Sooo a kiss for a dagger?

 

Inq: Fine

 

*   *   *

Looking at door way

 

Varric: Is it just me or does Sera have weird way of flirting *scribling notes*


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Decorating skyhold continued

 

*Inquisitor plops down exhausted at tavern table

 

Bull:  You look exhausted there captain.  The seeker giving you a hard time?

 

Inquisitor:  That's an understatement, i thought rebuilding skyhold would be fun.  Instead you guys get to go patrol the grounds and im stuck climbing up and down stairs all day.  *takes a swig*

 

Sera:  Yeah, but Cassy is always the one leading you around, so at least you got some nice ass to stare at.

 

Bull:  What i wouldnt give to be in your shoes for a day.

 

Sera:  No fair, I was eying her first.

 

Inquisitor:  Looks like Leliana beat you to the punch.  *Leliana is chatting up cassandra at the bar, cassandra is blushing*

 

Bull:  Hahahaha looks like we both got beat.

 

Sera:  I was joking, i didnt even think cassandra swung that way.

 

Leliana:  *walks up*  She doesnt.  Shes all yours inquisitor. *winks*

 

*inquisitor walks up to cassandra at  bar and starts chatting her up*

 

Sera:  What was that about?

 

Leliana:  Oh nothing, i just suggested that she take the inquisitor up to her chambers and ask for "decorating" tips.

 

Bull:  That devious bastard planned this whole thing.

 

Leliana:  If one is to lead the inquisition, one must learn to control its members... *giggles*


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Decorating skyhold continued

 

*next morning*

 

Inquisitor:  grumble grumble grumble

 

Sera:  Uhoh, looks like it didnt go to well.

 

Bull:  Hey there captain, trouble in bed?

 

Inquisitor:  Not in bed, in general.  I dont know what leliana said to her, but she spent the whole night going on about decorating ideas for her quarters and the barracks.

 

Sera:  So wait, leliana was being literal with what she said?  Damn that sucks....

 

Bull:  Hahaha she played you captain.

 

Inquisitor:  I'll get her back, i'll send her to antiva or something on a bogus mission or something....

 

Cassandra:  *walks up*  Thats a waste of resources inquisitor. You should do something more close to home, like put some rashvine in her bedsheets.

 

Inquisitor:  You do know what we are talking about right?

 

Cassandra:  Of course, and if you think i would be that easy, you've got a long way to go *walks off smiling*

 

Bull:  Looks like they both played you.

 

Inquisitor:  Bartender i need a drink.... make it a double...

 

Sera:  *whispers to bull*  Oh great hes getting started this early...

 

Bull:  *whispering*  Guess we need to prep for some dragon hunting, you know when he starts this early hes gonna wanna kill something big...


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LOL. One of my favorite threads 

 

Would like to see more rational, cold and logical Inquisitor or a sarcastic Inquisitor like the Dalish Mage-Cassandra banter I made...If only to counterbalance the cheesiness...



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LOL. One of my favorite threads 

 

Would like to see more rational, cold and logical Inquisitor or a sarcastic Inquisitor like the Dalish Mage-Cassandra banter I made...If only to counterbalance the cheesiness...

Well, people write what they want... Let me get my Ragequisitor! out of storage.

 

*in the Skyhold tavern*

 

Ragequisitor: *drinking alone*

 

Cassandra: *walks in* Oh, there you are.

 

Ragequisitor: There you are.

 

Cassandra: *deep breath* How long are we going to continue this? It benefits no one.

 

Ragequisitor: It harms no one either. We have been working efficiently.

 

Cassandra: That is true, but... it feels wrong. We should not be at each other's throats if we are to work together.

 

Ragequisitor: Everything about this sorry situation feels wrong, Seeker. And don't think I've forgiven you for what you've done when we met.

 

Cassandra: *frustrated sigh* You will never let go of that, will you?

 

Ragequisitor: No, I won't. You accused me without proof. You impugned my honor, and you're going to answer for it. Once all this is dealt with.

 

Cassandra: You seem awfully sure we will both survive this.

 

Ragequisitor: Until this crisis is over, I will do my best to keep you alive and well.

 

Cassandra: Now you've lost me.

 

Ragequisitor: If anyone puts a sword through you, it will be me. When the Breach is closed, we will meet on the field of honor, and only one of us will walk away.

 

Cassandra: And if I refuse?

 

Ragequisitor: Then I'll cut you down anyway.

 

Cassandra: At least I know where I stand.


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Okay, so we know that the Inquisitor can hold judgment in Skyhold, and you can actually sentence a mage to Tranquility. For the purposes of this banter we shall call this as of yet unnamed mage 'Regalyan D'Marcall'. Hehehe. I know, I'm a cruel human being.

 

Vivienne/Solas, out and about in the Hinterlands

 

Vivienne: Say, Solas, you seem entrenched in thought.

 

Solas: Is that so unusual then, that you must mention it? I don't often speak. You know this.

 

Vivienne: Oh yes, unquestionably. It seems different this time though, like you have something on your mind.

 

Solas: *sigh* And you wish to know what troubles me. Well, it's D'Marcall. The mage the Inquisitor sentenced to... to Tranquility. It seems an unnecessary evil.

 

Vivienne: How so? He kidnapped some of our Inquisition's agents and tortured them to gain information on the Seeker Pentaghast's whereabouts. The Rite of Tranquility seems a fitting sentence for such a horrible act.

 

Solas: I disagree. Tranquility seems to me to be worse than death: one becomes an empty shell, stripped of all emotion. It's such a horrible fate, I wouldn't even wish it to my worst enemy. I mean, if you had the choice between execution and Tranquility of yourself, what would you choose?

 

Vivienne: Execution, of course.

 

Solas: That is my point.

 

Vivienne: Which is not very good. See, anyone with the emotional and intellectual capacity we possess would choose execution, simply because a life without those two things sounds terrifying. And it is, at least for the person that undergoes such a fate. But we are almost never in the position to even have that choice: that is left to those who rule, like the Herald. They know what is best, and they make their choice based upon that knowledge. Even when I were to choose execution, I do know that my own rationality is obscured by emotions. So I'd leave my fate in the hands of the Inquisitor.

 

Solas: I see. Still, I have to disagree.

 

Vivienne: If you have to.

 

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Not really satisfied with this one, but just see it as a warm-up. Been a long time since I've written banter.


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Time for banter about this guy!

Spoiler

Indeed, the Inquisition has a court jester.

 

Sera/Iron Bull

 

Sera: I can't believe the Inquisitor actually did that. Sentence that poor man to be a court jester, I mean.

 

Iron Bull: 'Poor man'. Sera, you do know he was our enemy, right? I for one welcome this new change. Sounds like we're going to have some fun parties at Skyhold.

 

Sera: Ugh. You sicken me. Willing to mentally torture someone like that just for your own enjoyment, even if he used to fight against us.

 

Iron Bull: Ah come on, don't ruin the fun. At least he's useful now.

 

Sera: You're making it worse.

 

Inquisitor dialogue options

 

A ) Our men could use some enjoyment to boost morale.

 

Iron Bull: I agree.

 

Sera: At the expense of others? Oh please. 

 

B ) Maybe it was cruel, but he just couldn't be trusted.

 

Sera: What about execution then?

 

Inquisitor: That seemed too harsh.

 

C ) Like it or not Sera, it's my decision and you'll have to accept it.

 

Sera: *sigh* Fine, I'll shut up.


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