Here's another one with Ragequisitor
*party is camping out near a stream. Ragequisitor is keeping her distance from the group*
Cassandra: Are you going to join us for dinner, or just sit over there and sulk?
Ragequisitor: *ignores her*
Cassandra: Tsk, I can't believe the fate of the world depends on someone so childish.
Varric: Give it a rest, Seeker. You're just adding fuel to the fire.
Cassandra: I'm trying to-
Ragequisitor: *interrupts her* Heal the breach? *sneer*
Varric: *chuckle*
Cassandra: I feel like I'm surrounded by children.
Ragequisitor: You're the one throwing a tantrum right now.
Cassandra: *shouting* Better a tantrum than a sulking fit!
Ragequisitor: *shouting* Figures you wouldn't know how to keep your mouth shut!
Cassandra: *walks over to Ragequisitor* Enough of this nonsense!
Ragequisitor: You get your hands off of me or I swear I'll cut them off!
Cassandra: You leave me no choice then. *gut punch*
Ragequisitor: Oof! Oh, you're going to regret that!
*fist fight ensues*
Iron Bull: 5 silver on the Seeker.
Varric: Shut up. Keep your eye open and be ready to step in because they will kill each other if we don't stop them.
*Ragequisitor shoves Cassandra towards the campfire*
Varric: Now! Grap the Inquisitor. I'll handle the Seeker.
Iron Bull: I'm sure you will. *grabs flailing Inquisitor*
Varric: Shut up! *tackles Cassandra back to the ground* Ladies! That's enough! Calm yourselves and for pity's sake shut up! Everyone!
*Ragequisitor and Cassandra both stop struggling*
Varric: Now, everyone sit down, eat your dinner and go to bed! *exasperated sigh*
Iron Bull: Right.
Cassandra: Fine
Ragequisitor: I'll just go to bed. *walks away*
Iron Bull: Bit of shame to cut off a good fight-
Varric, Cassandra and Ragequisitor: Shut up!





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